The Real Young Master Is Reborn, and His Metaphysics Livestream Goes Viral

Upcoming novels: The Tool Character Reaches the Pinnacle of Life with Metaphysics; Everyone in My Family Is a Big Shot, Except I'm Just a Nobody Shen Xingxing, reborn with the script in hand, knows that his wealthy biological parents will come for him when he turns eighteen. Unfortunately, going back won't mean living in luxury. He'll become his older brother's walking blood bank and eventually be drained to death. This time, Shen Xingxing chooses to return to his hometown and inherit his grandfather's incense shop, keeping away from this family of lunatics. With no customers coming to the incense shop, he starts livestreaming to sell its wares. But strange things start happening in his livestream. Viewer One: I'll take all your incense and candles! I want you to grant me a wish! With both his pockets equally empty, Shen Xingxing shamefully finds the offer tempting and agrees. As a result, he dreams of a red-clad female ghost chasing him for a mile! The next day, local police receive an anonymous tip and solve a murder case they'd been unable to crack for three months. Viewer Two: I'll take a whole box of premium ghost candles! This time, he's learned his lesson and decides to meet the buyer in person. The person making the deal turns out to be human, but part of a group of smuggler shamans. Later, a batch of national treasures that had gone missing is recovered, and Shen Xingxing is the one who donates them. Viewer Three: Give me ten paper boys. Name your price! Shen Xingxing happily goes to meet his buyer. Only to find that the person he's meeting is a weasel spirit, baring sharp fangs at him and speaking in a domineering CEO's rough northern accent. "Beautiful, how about becoming my eighteenth concubine?" Shen Xingxing: "..." Just then, a red-hatted Ghost King steps out behind him. "You dare lay a hand on my man?" ...Living sacrifices, ghost weddings, paper dolls repaying a debt... The livestream goes viral, and Shen Xingxing becomes famous, too. [The gong says one thing but means another, secretly sneaking peeks at his sweetheart; the shou is a metaphysics novice who knows nothing and learns as he goes, yet everyone thinks he's a master hiding his true abilities] This novel enters VIP status on Tuesday (7/30). Ten thousand words of new chapters will drop that day! Content warnings: The setting is entirely fictional. Please don't apply it to real life. Remember to believe in science! A brainless wish-fulfillment novel, written in a novice style. Anything that doesn't make sense is a fictional liberty. Please don't offer unsolicited advice. Upcoming novel 1: The Tool Character Reaches the Pinnacle of Life with Metaphysics Blurb: Chen Fei is an eighteen-year-old top-tier star, enjoying immense fame. But his glory doesn't last long. He gets vilified across the internet, and a hater runs him over, putting him in the hospital. By chance, he learns he's a tool character in a novel where everyone loves and dotes on the protagonist. Just because he got in the way of the shou protagonist, gongs one, two, and three all target him. Chen Fei: … What the hell is this nonsense?! When he wakes up again, Chen Fei decisively abandons the script, stays away from the love-triangle battlefield, and makes a life for himself. It's just that after one car accident, he seems to be able to see some nonhuman creatures? - The female ghost in the mirror sometimes bares a ferocious grin, sometimes makes a terrifying face. "This is my territory. Intruders die!" The film crew: A ghost! Only Chen Fei stands in front of the mirror, studying her seriously. After a long silence, he says, "Miss, you have a split personality. You need treatment." Everyone: ? - The hanging ghost on the beam likes to swing around with a noose, scaring people. "Being alive is such a drag. Why don't you die with me? Hehehe!" The film crew: A ghost!! Chen Fei calmly makes nooses in all sorts of colors and gives them to the hanging ghost. "Which color do you like?" Everyone: ?? - A top student who died of exhaustion from overstudying hefts a chainsaw, pushes up his glasses, and smiles coldly. "Fail the exam and die!" The film crew: A ghost... Brother Fei, save us! Chen Fei, the top student admitted to university without an entrance exam, easily gets a high score. "You're hopeless. Don't @ me." Everyone: ??? Then top-tier star Chen Fei becomes a huge hit again thanks to metaphysics! - Short scene: There's a terrifying legend in the ghost world. They say there's a black-and-white duo in the human world. If you see them, run. If you can't get away, lie flat at once and hope for the most lenient treatment. At best, you'll be reincarnated; at worst, you'll spend the rest of your life depressed. Chen Fei happens to find an A-Piao's phone and gets a little angry when he sees the post on it. "That's a rumor, pure fiction!" Behind him, the number-one genius master of the mystic arts speaks in an extremely aggrieved voice: "Exactly! I haven't even won you over yet!" A shou who leaves all sorts of ghosts deeply depressed and is called an ill omen x a Taoist master gong who only has eyes for his sweetheart Upcoming novel 2: Everyone in My Family Is a Big Shot, Except I'm Just a Nobody Blurb: Jiang Youyou thinks his family is nothing more than a perfectly ordinary bunch, until one day he trips and falls, and several books mysteriously appear in his mind. The protagonists' names in the books are identical to his family's. In the book, his dad is a modern martial arts Dragon King: In a neon-lit city, there are monsters disguised in human skin. Then he undergoes a mutation and becomes an all-powerful being whom the monsters fear even to speak of. In reality, Jiang Youyou looks at a man picking his nose and scratching his feet, who occasionally hides spending money and always gets caught by his wife. Jiang Youyou: ... In the book, his mom is the master of urban legends: Strange and bizarre tales lurk in every corner of the city. She is born, and the moment she becomes human, countless urban legends grovel at her feet. In reality, his mom stands with one hand on her hip and a clothes hanger in the other. With just one look, Dad, his brother, his sister, and Jiang Youyou all drop to their knees, afraid to act up. Jiang Youyou: ... In the book, his brother is a top-tier player in an infinite-flow world. Countless ghosts and monsters have died by his blade. Once he goes on a rampage, entire instances are shut down because of him, and his name stays at the top of the rankings, with no one able to surpass him. In reality, his brother does everything he can to swindle all his pocket money, just so he can go to an internet cafe and settle the score with his nemesis in a game. Jiang Youyou: ... In the book, his sister is the Demon King of a world of the uncanny. Wherever uncanny creatures crawl, their cracks spread like a tsunami, crushing humanity's last hope. A red-haired girl in a black robe appears with a scepter in hand, and countless terrifying beings tremble in fear. In reality, she dyes her hair red and gets a punk haircut. Mom chases her around, and she shrieks, shouting, "You don't understand how cool I am!" Jiang Youyou: ...I really did hit my head when I fell. Behind him, his childhood friend tenderly draws him into his arms, wishing he could knead him into his flesh and blood, slowly grind his ear cartilage, and cling to him like a second skin. His voice is possessive and forceful. "Youyou, even when your mind wanders, you can only think about me. Got it?" Jiang Youyou glances at him. Oh, this is another being from a book, wearing a secret identity, ruling over all things and standing above the gods. Sigh. Everyone else has a secret identity, and I'm the only real nobody. They say that prayers offered by devoted believers earn the gods' compassion. But when Jiang Youyou is in danger, countless gods turn their eyes toward him, and the being above the gods willingly descends from his throne. With a single glance, he slays the monsters and lifts the treasure that belongs to him into his arms. Theme: Nothing happens overnight. Never look down on a poor young man!