From the Start, Livestreaming Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han Competing in an Acting Show

Subscription rate: 70%. This is a history-comedy story. If that's not your thing, please don't read it. No unsolicited advice. Let's spare each other the trouble. [Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han ham it up for the audience, trading sweet nothings to earn mission rewards!] First Emperor: For Great Qin's sake, a few sweet words are nothing. Emperor Wu: Look at my harem! Sweet talk comes naturally to me! [The ultimate parkour challenge: Who will be the last one standing?] Liu Bang: Naturally, yours truly! Xiang Yu: What makes you think it'll be you? Yu Ji: My lord will be the last one standing! Xiao He: The outcome is still uncertain. [You don't understand the charm of a uniform. The live-action Miracle History will create the most handsome celebrity in your heart!] First Emperor: No matter what, I'm the most dedicated! Er Feng: In terms of looks, I'm no worse than anyone else! Emperor Wu: When it comes to looks, I've never backed down! Female Emperor: Your taste is all terrible. You'll have to see me! (To be continued) [Good food is always irresistible! Let's start learning to cook today!] First Emperor: I cook for you, and you serve me dark cuisine? Zhu Chongba: Relax. It's only shrimp stir-fried with dragon fruit, strawberries stewed with mushrooms, and oranges stewed with pork ribs. [Starts sharpening knife] Er Feng: Ahem, that was a mistake, a mistake. Emperor Wu: Uh... I've never cooked before, I don't have a recipe, and I can't even recognize half the ingredients! Su Dongpo: Ahem, we have to try new things if we want to innovate! Zhao Da: As long as it's edible, as long as it's edible. The other celebrities: We'll give it to you to eat, then. Will you? Zhao Da silently looks up and ignores them. [Making figures is only the first step toward building a Gundam! Let's max out the tech tree! Charge!] First Emperor: I'm familiar with this! The Carpenter Emperor: Ah! Finally, something I can sign up for! Zhu Di: Who knew one of my descendants would be a carpenter? This is our chance! Form a team! We need to beat the Dragon, Phoenix, and Pig team! I hate bundle deals! * A catastrophic disaster is coming in the future. To protect the ancient worlds that can't defend themselves, Xia Banye, an examiner for low-level worlds, has a duty to promote their development until they qualify for the protection of the Alliance of Myriad Worlds. That way, they can defend themselves when disaster strikes! At first, the ancients were embarrassed and too shy to let loose. But gradually they realized that doing missions might make them die of shame, but it would also help them live a long life and make their countries strong and their people prosperous! The people of every world: I'm in!!! Bonus scene: At a cooking contest, the contestants feed each other their dishes and give them scores. First Emperor: Enough. Everyone gets zero except Chongba! Emperor Wu: Huh? Can't I get a point just for friendship? We were on the same team, after all! [Pleading eyes] First Emperor: We were on the same team, and you fed me oranges stewed with pork ribs? I don't need that kind of comradeship! Er Feng: Ahem. The strawberries stewed with mushrooms were just a tiny bit hard to eat, but we're both Kings of Qin and even wore each other's clothes. Could we give him a point or two? First Emperor: If you make another plate yourself and eat it all, I might be able to spare you a point. Er Feng: ... Emperor Wu: Hahahahahaha~ A shenanigan-filled comedy. I've read enough historical livestream stories, and now I can't resist stirring up trouble! [Type “1” and the Buddha will bless me: +1+1+1+1+1+1...] Warnings: 1. Parallel worlds. This is absolutely not historically accurate. The blurb has been completely rewritten: no more watching through a screen, now the historical figures face off in person. A whole new comedy! A whole new experience! 2. The author is just causing trouble. This is not official history and it's not rigorous. Those who care about historical accuracy or plot, please stay away. Don't argue, thank you! 3. Comedy story, comedy lovers, comedy souls. Just have fun, and type “1” for the Buddha's blessing. 4. Please note that everyone gets what they need from the programs. The celebrities are paid handsomely to appear, while other viewers who can't get on the shows have to pay for what they receive themselves [important point]. So when they see others getting things for free while they have to save up points to buy them, they can only feel envious. There's no need to make fun of anyone. It's like watching a variety show today, where ordinary people see celebrities making millions to appear on a show and joke about it. There's really no need to feel sorry for them. 5. I'm looking for all kinds of sweet nothings, as well as things you'd like the celebrities to do. They might be facing those missions soon. [This is a test of your love for them! [Claw bump]] Theme: Build a strong country and prosperous people, and save the world!