From the Start, Live-Streaming Qin Shi Huang the Most Ridiculous Crack Ships

Free story, no plans to put it behind a paywall. Updates whenever inspiration strikes, so follow at your own risk. I'll finish the Golden House storyline next door. This book starts directly with the second fanfiction, that's that. The heroine is an extreme crack shipper who'll pair anyone regardless of what the real historical figures think. If you don't like that style, please don't read. "A Love for the Ages, Sung Through the Millennia: The First Emperor Was Born Before You, You Were Born After He Died" The First Emperor: ??? Emperor Wu of Han: Hahaha, who's this Emperor Wu? You can ship us too? Interesting! Which emperor of the Han dynasty am I, hahaha! "I Put on Women's Clothes for You, Just to Make You Smile: Sima Yi, You Really Have a Thing for Zhuge Liang" Sima Yi: ??? Zhuge scoundrel, you've gone too far! Zhuge Liang [smiling]: Interesting. Bring me a brush. "A Man in His Fifties Goes Wild for Love: Is His True Love Him or Him? Liu Bang, Han Xin, and Zhang Liang in a Passionate Sunset Love Triangle" Liu Bang: Pfft, cough, hahaha! Naturally, I love Xiao He the most! Xiao He: ... Han Xin: Uh... Zhang Liang silently steps back. None of my business. "Even a Monster Wants to Be the King's Weapon: Bai Qi and Ying Zheng in a Heartbreaking Romance, Ruler and Subject in Love" The First Emperor: Lord Wu'an died when I was only two! Bai Qi: ??? Ying Zheng? Who? "He Is a Weepy Emperor. He Is the Heavenly Strategy General Who Conquered an Empire. He Is an Emperor for the Ages, Yet Trapped in His Ministers' Admiration! How Will Second Feng and His Ministers Escape the Whirlpool of Love?" Second Feng: ??? A whirlpool of love? Whose? The ministers: Damn it! That lousy sky screen is ruining our reputations! After shipping far too many beautiful romances between historical figures, the heroine is half crazed from it and can't keep all the fun to herself. She wants everyone to know about her ships' beautiful love! So she connects to a livestream across the myriad worlds, determined to recommend her favorite couples to everyone! If you're going to make a scene, make it right in front of the real people! At first, the historical figures are so embarrassed they want to die. But gradually they realize that the ships may not be true, but they can definitely make you laugh until you're strong, the people prosperous, and the nation wealthy! Historical figures across countless worlds: I'm in!!! A chaotic, humorous story. I've watched too many history livestreams, and my desire to cause trouble is itching to get moving. [Comment 1 for Buddha's blessing, +1+1+1+1+1+1..] Warnings: 1. A goofy, fun story. The heroine has shipped too many couples and wants the ancients to see how good modern people are at putting together crack ships and shipping them like cults. 2. The author is just here to cause trouble. This isn't real history! It's not rigorous! Those who care about historical accuracy or plot, please read with caution. No arguing, thanks! 3. A fun story about fun-loving people with fun-loving souls. Just read it for a laugh. Comment 1 for Buddha's blessing. Theme: Keep smiling, and good fortune will find you