Lu Qinghe died suddenly after staying up late working overtime, then transmigrated into a cultivation novel with a steady power-up progression. He became the master of a down-and-out sect on the verge of collapse.
As soon as he arrived, the System told him the original male lead was too brutal and intended to destroy the world. His current mission was:
-- Restore the sect to greatness within a hundred years! Keep the male lead in check! Make it the greatest sect in the cultivation world! Ascend successfully! Otherwise, he would be erased, and the world would be destroyed!
Lu Qinghe, a burned-out corporate drone in his previous life, was exhausted just hearing about it.
Lu Qinghe said, "Let's give up and let the world end. Just let me laze around in peace for a hundred years! After that, do whatever you want with me."
To make him get moving and complete his mission, the System specially dragged in the ten clients who had tormented him in his previous life, intending to spur him into working.
But the System didn't have enough energy, so each client transmigrated in a different form. And unbelievably, they all became animals!
System: ? Why is the plot getting stranger and stranger???
When Lu Qinghe learned that the clients had become animals, he was overjoyed. His heart filled with a crazed determination to track them down and kill them all.
The first client became a pig.
He opened a slaughterhouse in the cultivation world and put every black pig with a flower-patterned rump on the wanted list, determined to catch this client and kill him.
The second client became a duck.
He drained the great lake of the entire cultivation world. To catch the flying, burrowing duck, he threw it into a furnace to roast, sparking a duck-hunting war between the cultivation world and the demon realm.
The third client became a crayfish.
He had a severe seafood allergy, so he went out of his way to invent an allergy medicine in the cultivation world, all to create a treasured dish known as "Crayfish Stir-Fried with Allergy Medicine"!
In three years, he opened the largest chain of slaughterhouses in the cultivation world.
In ten years, he built a fishpond in the cultivation world, named it "Viewing Fish at Huagang," and drew countless visitors.
In fifteen years, he invented seafood allergy medicine. Countless cultivators were willing to pay a fortune at auction just to taste a delicacy they had never tried in their lives!
A hundred years later, he finally made his sect the greatest in the cultivation world!
His sect had countless disciples, his renown was unmatched, and everyone in the cultivation world knew his name!
Even the original male lead was won over by his charm, turning into a hopeless romantic who worked for him every day!
Having achieved fame and success, he sat at the table, looking at the feast of delicacies before him.
He picked at the fish tail with his fork, poked at the pig's ear, then drank some old duck soup and let out a hearty burp.
"Burp~ That hit the spot~"
He thought he had fulfilled his mission and could ascend without a hitch.
But the System told him it had detected that there might be more than ten clients who had tormented him in that world. There were eleven!
And the extra one was the most vile, sadistic old bastard he had loathed in his previous life!
His gaze turned murderous. He swore he would track down the last client and kill him!
On the very day he issued the wanted notice, the original male lead pinned him beneath himself.
With red-rimmed eyes, Lu Qinghe lay limp in the male lead's arms as the man nipped at his earlobe. "A-Qing, were you looking for me?"
Lu Qinghe: ...
#Let go of me! I'll kill you!#
A usually laid-back fish who becomes a vengeful, ruthless maniac whenever he sees a client, Lu Qinghe × A usually sinister villain who turns into a hopelessly lovestruck wolf-dog whenever he sees the one he loves, Sang Yu
[Reading Guide]
1. This is pure catharsis, with no logic. I might go off the rails!!!
2. May there be no clients in this world. Let it all burn.
3. Thanks for the source material: Characters: [Ding Feng Bo] Mao Fei. Background: [Ding Feng Bo] A Yi.
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