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·Both powerful, both exposed|Enemies to spouses|The gong has a crush on the shou|From green tea to daddy|School tyrant becomes a wife
Luo Xu, the school tyrant of No. 3 High, presented as an Omega.
On the day it happened, he discovered not only that his pheromones were poisonous, but also that he and his sworn enemy could neutralize each other's poison!
Luo Xu declared that even when his heat came, he would never let that guy bite him!
During one heat, he poisoned twenty Alphas at school with his dangerous pheromones, including those smelling of luosifen, durian, gutter oil, wild mushrooms, and pesticides, then fled the scene.
For the sake of world peace, Luo Xu had no choice but to seek out his nemesis.
Instead, he found this rival, known throughout the martial world as "the merciless master who never lies," hiding all alone in the study hall, pitifully sipping plain rice porridge.
Luo Xu: ...
#You sure have it rough, huh?#
Luo Xu, whose heart was hard as stone, decided to "sponsor" him and make him his antidote tool. With a flourish, he slapped a check down on his head.
He said, "Let me bite you once, and I'll give you a million."
Later, his nemesis really did become his kept man. He ate his food, used his things, and even had to beg him to bite him!
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Luo Xu wasn't the kind of school tyrant who slept with someone and then just walked away. If he took someone to bed, he had to take responsibility.
One day, he attended a family-arranged marriage meeting, ready to throw a check at his prospective spouse and send him packing with a lesson in just how much money was involved.
But in the blink of an eye, he realized that not only was his prospective spouse wearing a suit even more expensive than his own, but his face was identical to that of his nemesis!
He had just finished marking him, and his neck still carried his nemesis's pheromones. Furious, Luo Xu bristled on the spot. "Damn it! Jiang Shiyan! You lied to me! Didn't you say you never lie?"
The pheromones of dragon-snake incense swept through the entire block, poisoning passersby in droves.
The other man gathered him into his arms.
His chest was firm, yet the pheromones he released were just as poisonous, while also being light and pleasant: pine forest and osmanthus snow.
Wherever the new pheromones passed, the poisoned pedestrians came back to life!
Jiang Shiyan argued sophistically, "Darling, can you really call acting a lie? Can what happens between us really be called a trick?"
Luo Xu: ...
#Jiang Yiji, are you done putting on a show?!#
▶Bonus scene◀
As student council president of No. 3 High, Jiang Shiyan prided himself on never telling a lie.
One day, after Jiang Shiyan had photoshopped pictures, bought trending-topic spots, played the victim, answered questions with questions, and turned the blame back on him, Luo Xu finally bristled like a fluffy cat!
He grabbed Jiang Shiyan by the collar and demanded, "What exactly counts as lying to you?!"
Looking at his face, Jiang Shiyan pondered. "I don't like you."
Luo Xu: "?"
The claim that he doesn't like you is a lie.
Sharp-tongued, soft-hearted young master and school tyrant shou (Luo Xu) × green-tea genius gong who never lies but is great at acting (Jiang Shiyan)
Tips:
1. The pheromones are dragon-snake incense × pine forest and osmanthus snow. Both are made up.
2. My take on fighting poison with poison: toxic gas + toxic gas = antidote.
3. This is an unhinged story! Unhinged! Unhinged! The worldbuilding is a little crazy, and the gong is a little crazy too. Consider this a warning.
4. No children, but the author loves joking around, misunderstandings, and scaring the babies.
2022.12.26
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Coming soon: The Regent Is Carrying the Damp and Twisted Tyrant's Baby. Blurb below:
They say the Regent is peerlessly beautiful and a legendary warrior who once broke through eighty thousand cavalry with just seven thousand horsemen. The people call him the "Jade-Faced Asura"!
After returning victorious from battle, he obeyed the late emperor's final decree and supported the young emperor.
The young emperor was violent by nature and mercurial in temper.
When the young emperor drew his bow to shoot birds, the Regent reprimanded him.
When the young emperor indulged in drink, the Regent scolded him.
When the young emperor became bloodthirsty, the Regent punished him.
The palace was in constant turmoil.
Then one day, the young emperor suddenly became docile. Gazing at the Regent's face, he obediently called him "Imperial Uncle."
The court officials: "o.O?"
#Wonderful! The Jade-Faced Asura's discipline must have worked!#
At least, that's what the Regent thought.
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The young emperor matured day by day, his abilities and breadth of vision far surpassing what they had been. People thought he had turned over a new leaf and was about to become a great ruler!
The Regent also decided to hand over power to him!
He never imagined that on the very night the emperor took personal control of the government, the young emperor would summon him to a side hall.
He bound the Regent's hands and locked him in a dark room!
With his hands raised above his head, the once-docile young emperor pinned him beneath himself.
"Imperial Uncle, you taught me that when you hate someone, you should take revenge."
He gripped the Regent's waist and gave a sharp tug. "I haven't done anything wrong, have I?"
Only then did the Regent realize the young emperor had been pretending! His obedient facade had only been a way to reclaim power and take revenge on him!
How could the Regent endure such humiliation? He kicked up a knife from the floor, ready to escape!
Unexpectedly, the young emperor gave a sharp tug.
The cool, aloof Regent, who could fight a hundred men on the battlefield, wet himself!
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The young emperor had the Regent in his grasp!
The Regent needed something from him, and to get it, he had to keep their agreement: every day after court, he had to go to the side hall and endure the young emperor's humiliation!
He thought he would keep sinking further and further.
But he never expected that one day, dizzy and nauseated, he would have the imperial physician examine him!
He was pregnant!
Also known as: #If You Hate Him, ⚡ Him# #The Mighty Regent Is Actually Pregnant!# #Oh No! The Regent Ran Away While Pregnant!# #Has the Damp and Twisted Tyrant's Regret Arc Started Today?#
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Reading guide:
1. Coercive romance / mpreg / younger gong / six-year age gap
2. Unhinged tyrant emperor gong × cool, beautiful regent shou
3. He will run away while pregnant later on; this is not a typical regret arc.
4. The main story should be a little more serious, but the gong is honestly pretty unhinged. Highlighted warning.
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Theme: Hardship is the cornerstone of growth.
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I Beat the Infinite Game with Horrible Cooking
After Raising a Child, I Became the Moonlight of Three Powerful Men
I Can't Hold Back the Mad Dog Captain [Esports]
I Conquered the Cultivation World with a Gacha System
My Talent Is Unmatched, Yet My Memes Keep Trending
Hehe, I'll be back from studying late at night [Sunglasses]
Let me watch the follow-up right after school🎉
Madam, there are some minor flaws, but overall it's pretty good. For example, I saw a lot of things that I don't understand about what fishing means. Also, the shooting appears a bit suddenly and ends suddenly, which is a bit confusing. The rest is ok.
We here generally don't call our husbands a gangbanger [dog's head holding a rose in its mouth]
It's finally coming to an end, I'm looking forward to it ^ω^
I was almost late, I got [Orange Candy]
Will Xubao continue shooting in the future? I feel heartbroken 😭