I Conquered the Cultivation World with a Gacha System

[Next story in the works: Shock! My Sweet Online-Dating Omega Is Actually a Mighty Alpha. The blurb is at the very bottom!]

Blurb

The story was originally titled Sexy Master, Cracking Eggs Online.

World-weary, cold, and indifferent, he thought he'd spend his life quietly scraping by: a beautiful but tragic top (Xie Zhaohan) × a prickly little sunshine bottom who transmigrates into a cannon-fodder character and only wants to survive (Yu An).

Yu An was a typical 21st-century corporate drone. One stormy day, while rushing to work, he was struck by lightning and transported into a classic power-fantasy novel, where he became a cannon-fodder character who wouldn't survive past chapter three.

The only difference was that he came with a gacha System.

Yu An: “???”

#This is ridiculous!# #I only wanted to stay alive, so why did I have to transmigrate?#

After the Heavenly Dao told him that ascending to immortality was his only chance to return, he had no choice but to quietly begin his life of keeping his head down and staying alive.

On the day he joined the sect, everyone discovered that his gacha System could produce rare treasures, and that the quality of the eggs and the strength of the treasures they yielded increased with his cultivation.

One year after joining the sect:

His golden eggs yielded spirit beasts, easily solving the thousand-year-old problem of their scarcity across the Six Realms.

His silver eggs yielded spirit weapons, solving the sect disciples' predicament of having no weapons to use.

His iron eggs yielded equipment, making him famous overnight as sects lined up at his door, crying and begging for eggs.

His bronze eggs yielded spirit medicines, and Kong Ling, the medicine sect master of Qingya Valley, treated him with the utmost respect, all for the grace of receiving an egg.

He could even open festive eggs during the holidays for a bit of fun, and get fireworks that lit up half the city.

From then on, he was known as the cultivation world's equipment-distribution machine and the greatest breeder in the Six Realms!

But his way of opening eggs was very unusual: only the Heaven-Seizing Hammer, the spirit weapon of the Origin-Hiding Sword Venerable Xie Zhaohan, could crack them open with a single blow.

At the whole sect's urging, Xie Zhaohan was forced to bind himself to Yu An, forming a two-man egg-smashing team to protect the thousand-year legacy of the Guiqing Sword Sect.

At the time, he never imagined that one day, he would crack open a crystal egg!

An orange spirit beast, dressed in gold, burst out of the shell and flew straight above their heads, calling Yu An “Mom” and Xie Zhaohan “Dad.”

Yu An was alarmed. “What? I don't have that feature!”

Xie Zhaohan said solemnly, “That's fine. I'll accept it.”

Yu An: “???”

Xie Zhaohan's expression didn't change. He was as solemn and calm as when he reprimanded the sect disciples. “This is an ancient divine beast, a Phoenix reborn in flames. Accepting it will increase your cultivation by a hundred thousand.”

The Phoenix landed nearby and obediently called out again, as if agreeing: “Mom.”

Yu An: “...All right.”

[Reader's Guide]

*No childbirth. The spirit eggs come from a native gacha System.

*Older master and younger disciple

*Blurb screenshot dated May 31, 2021

[Next story] ABO campus rom-com, Shock! My Sweet Online-Dating Omega Is Actually a Mighty Alpha. Blurb below:

Ji Jing is the top student and the school bully at No. 3 High School. He's hot-tempered and flamboyant.

Even though he loudly declares that he's an Omega, everyone silently assumes he's an Alpha pretending to be an Omega.

The wildest Omega at No. 3 High School, Ji Jing, has no inhibitions and only cares about two things.

First, his online-dating partner, whom he's never met in person. Second, his nemesis Sheng Zhinan, who transferred to the school this semester.

His online girlfriend is cute and sweet, talks in a cutesy voice, and adds meows to her photos. She's obviously a top-tier Omega, and even over the internet she's got him completely smitten.

His nemesis is good-looking, comes from a good family, and is a top-tier Alpha. He comes first in every exam and easily surpasses Ji Jing in both academics and sports.

The most important thing is that he used to be Ji Jing's neighbor, and bullied him throughout his childhood!

Ji Jing rubs his hands together and vows that this time he'll crush his nemesis at the final exams, then ask his sweet, soft online girlfriend out for a date and enjoy a romantic, innocent Omega-Omega romance.

But shortly before the exams, Ji Jing suddenly can't inject his suppressants. Sheng Zhinan's cool, minty scent envelops him from behind. “A Xian.”

The highly compatible pheromones overwhelm him, shaking the will of the Omega in heat. Ji Jing's eyes redden and his voice trembles. “What did you call me?”

“A Xian” is the special nickname his online girlfriend uses for him.

“Why do you think?” Sheng Zhinan chuckles softly, his hot breath brushing Ji Jing's ear. “A. Xian.”

Ji Jing: ...

#Sheng Zhinan, are you seriously playing this game with me right under my nose?!#

#What do I do if my online-dating partner is my nemesis? Asking online, urgent!#

Formerly a scheming, aloof, top-tier Alpha, now a genius who puts his wife above all else (Sheng Zhinan), × a straightforward, flamboyant top student and school bully (Ji Jing)

Theme: Even in dire circumstances, you can still forge a path to the heavens.