My Talent Is Unmatched, Yet My Memes Keep Trending

[Coming Soon: Surprise! My Sweet Online Dating Partner Is a Top-Tier Alpha. Synopsis at the very end~]

- This Novel's Synopsis -

Shen Yi transmigrates into a newly started entertainment-industry novel. Disguised as a woman under the name Shen Ning, he hops into a little car bound for a dating variety show.

The author has writer's block so bad they're practically bald, leaving everything after the first ten thousand words blank. Free to do whatever he wants, Shen Yi decides to transform himself into the entertainment industry's number-one beauty!

Instead, his goofy antics make him famous across the internet.

While filming the dating show--

While everyone else sprays on light, strong, floral, fruity, feminine, or masculine fragrances, Shen Yi holds a bowl of luosifen up to the camera and takes a big slurp. "Luosifen smells amazing!"

While everyone else trembles in fear of the ghosts in the haunted house, Shen Yi and the ghosts strike nine steamy poses in a row.

At last, Shen Yi catches the eye of a discerning sponsor and lands the first endorsement deal of his life.

"What am I endorsing? Jewelry?"

"No, No. 52 Mud Pig Pork. The slogan is: Shen Ning's goofy act is the real deal, and naturally raised mud pigs are the healthiest pigs."

Shen Yi: So the sponsor doesn't have a discerning eye for talent, but for silliness.

--

Then one day--

In the restroom.

The person Fu Yanxing likes is standing there with a pale yellow skirt lifted, cheerfully whistling while taking care of one of life's three urgent needs.

Shen Yi turns his head, sees Fu Yanxing's face as dark as the bottom of a pot, and smiles warmly and considerately.

"Can't pee?"

"It's okay. Let me sing you a song to get you in the mood!"

"Once upon a time, there was a Magic Fairy Castle, ruled by a remarkable queen... How's that? Are you feeling the atmosphere now? Got the urge?"

Fu Yanxing: ...

[Reading Guide]

1. Cold, aloof, scheming top x innocent, goofy bottom

2. The story is mainly set in the entertainment industry, with occasional esports scenes.

3. The setting is partly fictional. Don't overthink the details.

[New Novel] Surprise! My Sweet Online Dating Partner Is a Top-Tier Alpha. Synopsis:

As a top student and school bully at No. 3 High School, Ji Jing is hot-tempered and flamboyant.

Even though he openly claims to be an omega, everyone tacitly assumes he's an alpha pretending to be an omega.

The wildest omega at No. 3 High School, Ji Jing, has no inhibitions and only cares about two things.

First, his online dating partner, whom he's never met in person. Second, his longtime rival Sheng Zhinan, who transferred to the school this semester.

His online girlfriend is sweet and adorable, speaks in a cute, squeaky voice, and adds cat sounds to her photos. She's obviously a top-tier Omega, and even through the internet, she's got him utterly smitten.

His rival is handsome, comes from a good family, and is a top-tier Alpha. He places first in every exam and easily beats Ji Jing at both academics and sports.

Most importantly, he used to be Ji Jing's neighbor, and bullied him throughout his childhood!

Ji Jing cracks his knuckles and vows that this time, he'll crush his rival in the final exams, then invite his sweet, soft online girlfriend to meet him for a romantic, innocent omegaverse romance.

Who could've guessed that shortly before the exams, Ji Jing would suddenly be unable to inject his suppressant, and Sheng Zhinan's cool, snowy-mint scent would envelop him from behind? "A Xian."

The highly compatible pheromones wash over him, shaking the resolve of the omega in heat. Ji Jing's eyes burn red at the corners, and his voice trembles. "What did you call me?"

"A Xian" is the special name his online girlfriend uses for him.

"What do you think?" Sheng Zhinan chuckles, his hot breath brushing Ji Jing's ear. "A. Xian."

Ji Jing: ...

#Sheng Zhinan, are you seriously playing that whole hiding-in-plain-sight game with me?!#

#What do I do if my online dating partner is my rival? Asking for help, urgently!#

Formerly a cold, scheming top-tier Alpha, now a genius who puts his wife above all else (Sheng Zhinan) x a straightforward, flamboyant top student and school bully (Ji Jing)

Theme: Chase your dreams and live without regrets.