My Wife Isn't Love-Brained

[Just tossing out an idea and excitedly starting a new story. I'll revise it later.]

Please stop your Agatsuma behavior.

Is it Agatsuma or Gasai? That is the question.

#IAmAgatsuma'dByAgatsuma#

My name is Agatsuma Mirai. I'm a pink-haired Agatsuma with no feelings, a brand-new kind of Agatsuma.

My ability is called Love Sickness. Love is power (in that kind of voice), and for the sake of my stalker target, I can do anything (in every sense).

This thing keeps urging me to fall in love every day.

Sickie: Mirai, Mirai, why not fall in love? I'm super amazing! If that doesn't work, secretly crushing on someone might be nice too~

Me, planting a death flag: I'd rather jump from here and fall to my death than fall in love even once!

Sickie: ...

Sickie: …

Sickie: Wait, why does this feel kind of good? (Suddenly panicking.jpg)

Ha, just kidding. Did you think every flag would come true?

So I planted my flag, stole the script of a dark and twisted boss and died, stole the script of the cult leader from a bitter summer and died, stole the script of the blue-eyed undercover agent and died, all while perfectly avoiding my own flag.

Me: See? I didn't fall in love. I jumped and fell to my death :)

Sickie, on oxygen: Mirai, this is even worse than falling in love!!!

Me, revived again, taking a sip of milk tea with a cold expression: Oh.

Then, just as I finally start living a peaceful life, I realize something's wrong. The people whose scripts I stole all seem to be showing up at my door?

A-and are they acting kind of weird?

Sickie: They're not acting kind of weird. They are weird!

Sickie, screaming at the top of their lungs: Do you understand what family tradition means? Do you understand that if you don't stalk other people, someone will always come and stalk you?!

Me, my hand holding my milk tea trembling slightly.jpg

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Ability: Love Sickness.

Love is power, and a chronic ailment.

#Third-person narration. The protagonist is a boss.

#Melancholy, laid-back, and resigned to doing nothing.

#Wise people don't fall in love.

#Pairing undecided, but the protagonist is a male harem favorite.

Theme: Love is armor, but also a weakness.