I Cracked After Becoming the IF Dazai

[Terrible at writing blurbs, so I recommend going straight to the story QAQ]

Tazai Ting Tong is an utterly ordinary artist, the first case of someone transmigrating through a painting (?) in the world, and after transmigrating, she successfully split in two.

Tazai: I split apart.jpg

Oda: I got split.jpg

Knowing nothing about the original work, but having received a script from a senior, Tazai follows it step by step to save the world and finally achieves the feat of solving all her troubles with one leap. Then she arrives in the world of the actual original work.

...And gets picked up and taken to the detective agency by a certain surviving retired assassin.

Armed Detective Tazai: Did I undergo mitosis?

Great Detective: You underwent mitosis.

Since she landed in Yokohama, it seems she has some connection to this place, so Tazai decides to lie flat and enjoy her retirement here. Unfortunately, her abilities don't allow it:

The other members of the script-writing group latch onto her. A certain kindhearted Russian is especially difficult to deal with, while the Tazai next door, who is also a boss, is very well-behaved;

She firmly tells Port Mafia no way. Even though her senior's and student's counterparts are there, she absolutely refuses to keep being a corporate drone. AI, please stay away from this retired slacker;

Finally, Oda, her other half from another world, returns to her side. The collared Alpha gazes at her intently: Now that the world is at peace, can we have a love affair that lasts until death?

Tazai: ...Yokohama doesn't seem very suitable for retirement. Should I move?

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--Literary Version--

--Please don't call me Oda Sakunosuke. That's the one thing I don't want my enemies to call me.

--Sorry, you can call me Mr. Dazai. Using my name would be too intimate.

A languid, indifferent illustrator who knows nothing about Bungo Stray Dogs, Tazai transmigrates into the Boss Dazai she drew.

...And Oda, who was merely a supporting character in the picture.

An unusual world structure, strange abilities, a frail body, a special predecessor, and the sudden appearance of her other half, "Oda Sakunosuke."

At a loss, Tazai follows the script her senior left behind, becomes "Boss Dazai," and fulfills the duty she must bear.

At last, in pain and with hope in her heart, she leaps from the rooftop--to her death.

...Then she opens her eyes and sees the familiar yet unfamiliar sunset over the sea and the five great buildings.

--My other half, my reflection, my sword and armor, the withered, blood-red rose blooming from my heart.

--My revelation, my fate, my love and hatred, the setting sun that makes my soul run itself ragged as it plunges toward the earth.

[The rose dreams of kissing the setting sun.]

Omega Dazai, Alpha Oda. Schrödinger's narcissism.

Gunpowder Rose x Mint Iced Americano.

Reader's Guide:

# Costume drama. Only the names and some details have anything to do with the originals, so just think of the two leads as original characters. This is a fake-Oda, real-original-character narcissism pairing.

# Tazai lands in the original Yokohama from the start. Oda's first appearance in person is in chapter 18.

# Bungo Stray Dogs only. The timeline is chaotic and exists to serve the leads. It's probably an everyday-life story with romance.

# The protagonist Tazai is beautiful, strong, and tragic, but she's already suffered through all the tragedy before the main story begins.

# Amateur writing, severe OOC, and a style that jumps between serious tragedy, hilarious comedy, and stream of consciousness. Characters' intelligence depends on the author's intelligence.

# Old-school style. The literary blurb and the art style before the V chapters are very old-fashioned, and I just love this kind of thing.

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Ongoing: "The Redemption-Oriented Male Zerg, But He's the Bottom". BL, top-focused-on-bottom pairing. A transmigrated male Zerg bottom x a reborn female Zerg top.

Writing what I want to read: traditional Zerg redemption, but with the top and bottom roles reversed. The bottom saves the top, and successfully "forces" the female Zerg into the top role.

--I will defy instinct and love you, even if it means we both go down fighting.

Completed: "The World's Blades Have Been Delivered." Fanfiction, BL-oriented, no CP. The quick transmigrator ultimately achieves the true ending.

Bungo Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, and Naruto. The protagonist is a transmigrator, Ran, a counterpart from Ting Tong's world, and this story is connected to that one.

--The world will eventually be destroyed, and you are its only hope.

Completed: "One-Sided Love Is Absolutely Certain." Fanfiction, BL, top-focused-on-bottom, a sea of love and hate. The protagonist, at whom countless arrows of love are pointed, is saving the world.

A person who understands the same worldview as in her previous life, the reincarnation of Ting Tong's dear friend, Rimbaud... fighting against her own fate.

--I keep repeating that I don't care, or perhaps it's only because I still long for love.

Please add to your wish list: "After Gin Hid Me Away in His Golden House." Fanfiction, BL, top-focused-on-bottom, seemingly a romance, but actually I hid Gin away in a golden house.

After the world restarted, I became a slacker, then with my junior... started dating?

--He was still too young then to know how long a road could be.

Please add to your wish list: "My Wife Isn't Love-Brained." Fanfiction, BL, top-focused-on-bottom. My wife, I got married by my wife.

About the pink-haired protagonist, my wife: she isn't obsessed with everyone, but everyone is obsessed with her.

--The illness is called love. Love is called illness.

Please add to your wish list: "The Science World's Rules for Slacking Off." Female lead, two-dimensional fandom. My brief and expansive life.

After stacking identity buffs to the max, Xiyan finally chooses to slack off.

--I will save myself from danger tens of thousands of times.

Theme: Learn to love yourself.