The Galaxy's First Lady

Pre-collection: "996 Office Drone, But Make It Unhinged" Please add it to your collection~ Reader's Guide: A goofy story about a cunning heroine pretending to be harmless. Just for laughs. Blurb: Wu Qi's life goal is to drink the strongest liquor, get into the fiercest fights, and pin the strongest man against the wall. She transmigrates from the apocalypse to the interstellar era and becomes a useless true heiress with a double-D rating in both mental power and physique, who has just been brought home. After getting sick of living amid scheming and life-or-death danger, Wu Qi decides: This life, I'm going to be a refined young lady from a distinguished family, skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. And so the Wu family, a military dynasty with a fierce family tradition, welcomes home a delicate young lady who looks like a willow in the breeze and coughs up blood after walking a few steps. On her first day home, her performance of the famous guzheng piece "Fishing Boats Singing at Dusk" gives the star beasts within a ten-mile radius nervous breakdowns. On her second day home, Wu Qi rolls up her sleeves to cook, but blows up the house and leaves the fake heiress homeless as well. On day N at home, after much thought, Wu Qi decides that a refined young lady from a distinguished family simply has to have a degree. She immediately sends an application to the Interstellar Jingyi Women's Academy, but her hand slips and she applies to the Federal Military University instead. After repeatedly failing to withdraw her application, on the day of the entrance exam, a girl with her hair down and wearing a pink dress steps gracefully into the exam hall. Onlookers online: [Is the battlefield any place for a woman?!] [She must be some useless noble brat here to get a degree and polish her resume.] An hour later, the noble "brat" who had come to polish her resume had beaten everyone there. Onlookers online: [The pinker the dress, the harder she hits.] [My mom asked why I'm watching the livestream on my knees.] In the interstellar era, it has become common knowledge that plant-type abilities are mostly for healing and support. They're unsuitable for combat and only good for logistics. That is, until a joint military exercise at a military academy, when a student named Wu Qi shattered everyone's assumptions. With her man-eating flower, she beat the living daylights out of everyone while looking every bit the proper young lady. Little Scene During military training, an instructor asks Wu Qi: "What's your dream?" Wu Qi, not bothering to act ladylike for once: "To drink the strongest liquor, get into the fiercest fights, and pin the strongest man against the wall." The man known as the strongest in the interstellar world happens to walk by: "..." The male lead, known as the strongest in the interstellar world, x the heroine, who's even stronger than him [Pre-collection Blurb] Everyone else transmigrates as the heroine of a CEO romance, or, at worst, a disposable female side character. But Chu Lulu is different. Even after transmigrating, she's still an office drone. As the richest man in A City, He Chao is at the top of his game for now, but before long, he'll go bankrupt after a failed investment. The He Group will also be swallowed up and reorganized by the male lead. Office drone Chu Lulu: I'm going to lose my job sooner or later anyway. Might as well go crazy while I can. Her manager tells her to prepare tea for the shareholders, so she buys a batch of prune juice to get things moving. That afternoon, every toilet in the He Group is clogged, and the whole building is filled with a faint smell of poop. Her boss tells her to pick up the CEO at the airport. She forgets to arrange a car, so she has to set off on a three-wheeled motorbike. Then she rides the motorbike straight into a river with the CEO and his luggage. The company is laying off staff and asks her to handle the paperwork. After she's done with it, all 5,000-plus employees receive the same email at once. [The CEO has resigned.] Chu Lulu's father once did a favor for He Chao's grandfather. To repay him, Grandpa gives He Chao two choices. Either marry Chu Lulu or find her a job. He Chao chooses the second without hesitation. Then she organizes a company outing and takes the employees to an internet cafe for an all-nighter. When asked to prepare fruit for a meeting, she buys two crates of mulberries, leaving everyone's teeth stained black. When entertaining a client, she insists she's too socially anxious to reach for the food, and then makes him serve her. He Chao thinks it over and weighs the pros and cons. In the end, he realizes: Damn, he should've chosen the first option. And so Chu Lulu gets a new job title: the CEO's wife. Theme: The greater your ability, the greater your responsibility.