Reborn as a Little One: Finding Family on a Reality Show Makes Me Famous

My new novel, "Taking the Internet's Most Hated Metaphysical Child Star to a Variety Show and Becoming a Hit," is now underway! The blurb below is for the main story.

After the fake third brother who had been switched at birth lost her, little Yunduo was reborn and went looking for her real third brother, Nan Huai. In his last appearance on the variety show "Cute Kids 1+1," Nan Huai was hated across the internet as the rich family's contrast contestant. The show's director invited him to appear on the program again, and Nan Huai agreed so he could help little Yunduo find her parents.

When the livestream began, Nan Huai dragged little Yunduo in front of the camera. "We're putting up a missing-person notice for my little sister. We're looking for her parents. If anyone's lost their child, watch the show and come get her right away. I'm still a kid myself. I can't afford to raise her."

Little Yunduo spoke softly, her expression earnest. "It's okay, big brother. I'll collect bottles to support you. If that doesn't work, we can wait until we find Mom and Dad, then I'll sell our little island to support you."

Director: ? How did a cute-kid show turn into a family-reunion program?

Viewers: Selling an island? Heh, dreams really can take you anywhere!

During the livestream.

Little Yunduo stared at a Rolls-Royce driving by, her eyes shining. "Big brother, look! That's our family's car!"

Viewers: ? The little darling is cute, but she's getting a bit carried away. Trying to latch onto a rich family is a bad idea.

Nan Huai put a straw hat on little Yunduo's head. "Come on. If we don't sell everything, we'll both go hungry tonight."

In front of a million viewers watching the livestream, little Yunduo stood outside a mansion worth hundreds of billions and called out in her soft voice, "Mom, Dad, big brother, second brother! Little Yunduo brought the real third brother home. Open the door!"

Director and viewers: Are the kids crazy, or are we? That's one wildly ambitious dream!

The fake third young master, Nan Lu, happened to come home and saw them. He shoved little Yunduo and called the guards. "Get those two little beggars away from the door!"

Nan Huai pushed Nan Lu aside and stood in front of little Yunduo. "You think you can shove my sister around?"

Later...

Film queen Li Ran and wealthy tycoon Nan Chen jointly posted their paternity test results and called the police.

Viewers: What? They really were looking for their family, not trying to mooch off the rich! The seaside island, the film queen mother, the luxury car worth tens of millions, the mansion worth hundreds of billions: it's all real. Little Yunduo and Nan Huai really are the wealthy family's siblings who were switched at birth and left to drown!

After her child went missing, film queen Li Ran fell into severe depression. Just as she was planning to divorce and put an end to their life of mutual torment, two adorable children suddenly showed up claiming to be her family. Little Yunduo brought home her brother, who had cleared his name on the variety show. Their parents, who had planned to divorce, resolved their misunderstanding; the car belonging to the eldest brother's killer was destroyed; she and her brothers became a sensation on the show; and the fake young master was exposed for who he really was...

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"Taking the Internet's Most Hated Metaphysical Child Star to a Variety Show and Becoming a Hit" is now underway. If you're interested, please add it to your reading list. Click the author's page to see it!

Synopsis:

Little Huo Yu was taken for a jinx after a warning of his was misunderstood as a curse, and he was attacked and cursed by the whole internet. Qin Ying transmigrates into the child's biological mother and takes him on a variety show.

A scumbag top-tier star picks a fight with the child. "You jinx, you..."

Yu pinches his fingers and calculates. "You're going to get struck by lightning."

A bolt of heavenly lightning strikes the top-tier star.

Qin Ying angrily spills the dirt. "What are you barking for? You're a dog belonging to that big shot surnamed Liu. Go rot in jail!"

The head director of the variety show wants to mock Huo Yu, so he deliberately sets the filming location in a graveyard.

Qin Ying turns around and walks away with Huo Yu. "I couldn't see through what a moron you are even with a magnifying glass!"

Yu sighs. "You're going to spend the rest of your life in prison."

Police rush onto the livestream set and arrest the head director on the spot.

An up-and-coming singer accuses the child. "Your jinx curse killed my best friend. Why didn't the police arrest you?"

Qin Ying raises a hand and slaps him twice. "You mess with my kid? I'll knock your teeth out!"

Yu calmly says, "If anyone's getting arrested, it'll be you. Prison is your only future."

The livestream ends, and the singer gets a pair of shiny handcuffs.

A wealthy man anonymously asks for a fortune reading.

Huo Yu snorts angrily. "Forget the reading. Just wait to die!"

When the fortune-telling fails, the wealthy man switches to threats and insults.

Qin Ying shows up at his house with a stick and bangs on the door. "You bastard! Come out and fight me one-on-one. I'll twist your head off!"

The next day, the wealthy man is found dead at home, his body in pieces.

Netizens realize that the child Huo Yu, who was called a jinx, is right every single time. The badass Qin Ying and her metaphysical prodigy Yu become an internet sensation.

Netizen 1: "How is he a jinx? He's a metaphysical prodigy who can tell fortunes!"

Netizen 2: "Sis Ying is so cool and badass, and such a fiercely protective mom. I love her!"

The child's biological father, wealthy tycoon Huo Xiao, suddenly shows up on the variety show.

Qin Ying, utterly flustered, scoops up the child and runs. "Kid, is your dad human or a ghost? Did he come back from the dead? Is he going to drag us both down with him?"

Viewers: ? Weren't we told her husband was in a vegetative state?

Later, the gates of the underworld swing open. The naughty kid evolves into a virtuous child, and tens of thousands of ghost soldiers kneel before Huo Yu.

Yu throws himself into Qin Ying's arms. "Mommy, I'm just a baby! Don't make me go with them!"

Content warning: 1. A metaphysical child, the child is her biological son, the female lead is the original person, and she's a badass.

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"Becoming a Hit on a Livestream Variety Show Through My Combat Skills"

Synopsis:

The moment she opens her eyes, Ye Li has traveled from the apocalypse into a live audition, where she becomes a celebrity known across the internet as a useless wreck. The judge asks her, "What can you do?"

Ye Li confidently draws her blade. "Kill zombies! One swing, and they're down, leaving their brains behind. Not a single zombie has ever escaped under my watch!"

Viewers: Has the useless beauty, who only knows how to cry, throw tantrums, and stir up trouble, changed her image? Is she trying to clear her name with some crazed performance?

During a livestreamed acting audition, Ye Li confidently signs up to compete for the role of an exquisitely beautiful female assassin.

Director: "What are your strengths?"

Ye Li: "I can swing a sledgehammer with one hand, hit a moving target with my eyes covered, and juggle seven or eight daggers. There's no weapon I can't handle! I'm the ultimate assassin!"

Netizens: The bull is flying through the sky, and Ye Li's the one down on the ground bragging!

At a family-reunion variety show, her biological father cries his eyes out and reaches out to hug Ye Li.

From the start, Ye Li rolls up her sleeves and greets him with a whole series of punches. "You deadbeat scumbag, how dare you put on an act!"

Netizens: Uh... isn't it wrong to hit your own father?

She joins a dating show to repay a favor. The moment it starts, Ye Li says she has a beloved who lives in her heart and that it's hard for her to fall for anyone. The next second, her eyes light up, she leaps into the air, and latches onto the handsome wealthy tycoon Song Yan. The first thing she says is, "Hey, husband!"

Netizens: ? That's an utterly ridiculous attempt to latch onto a rich guy!

During a livestreamed celebrity driving test variety show, the instructor comforts the celebrities who don't have licenses. "Don't worry. I'm easygoing and don't yell. We'll take it slow."

Ye Li nods obediently, then turns the driving-school track into a scene from Fast and Furious.

The instructor's vision goes black. He frantically presses the spot under his nose to keep from fainting.

Netizens: And you said you didn't have a license?

Later...

At a village-life variety show, the whole internet watches Ye Li butcher pigs and sheep as easily as cutting vegetables, carry bags of rice at a brisk pace, and repair all kinds of machinery without breaking a sweat.

On a livestreamed film set, Ye Li spins and leaps with her eyes closed, then sheaths her sword. The stunt dummies around her shatter on cue, creating one of the ten most stunning martial arts scenes ever filmed.

In a follow-up to the family-reunion show, it turns out her biological father was a heartless man who took the family fortune and abandoned Ye Li and her mother!

The wealthy tycoon Ye Li hugged on the dating show follows her around, calling her his wife.

Netizens: I admit I was talking way too loudly before!

Theme: Never give up in the face of difficulties!