Coming soon: The First Lady of the Interstellar Elite and Max-Level Toddler Builds a Starship on a Variety Show and Goes Viral. Please add them to your library.
Blurb: Lu Xin transmigrates into the stepmother of Qiao Niannian, the heroine of a campus novel. In the future, the campus novel's male lead will avenge Qiao Niannian's mistreated childhood.
After Lu Xin is driven into bankruptcy by her bargain-bin stepson-in-law, she ends up old, alone, and dying in misery.
To bring the male and female leads closer, Lu Xin has no choice but to complete the tasks the System assigns from time to time.
During a variety show shoot, the System tells Lu Xin to make a revolting dish to torment her stepdaughter. With no other choice, Lu Xin makes a plate of burnt scrambled eggs.
That night, the trending topic is #LuXinRecreatesHerLateHusbandsCooking, DaughterWeepsOnSet#
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System: You have to call the heroine an idiot today.
Lu Xin coolly tells Qiao Niannian to bring out her homework so she can check it. "Are you an idiot? You got a perfect score. Don't you know I should praise you?"
Qiao Niannian: ????
Netizens: This stepmom actually knows how to praise her daughter!
System: What are you...?
Lu Xin: Just tell me, did I call her an idiot or not?
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System: You have to stop the campus novel heroine from going out to learn dance.
Lu Xin calls Qiao Niannian back. "Who said you could go out to learn dance? Can't I teach you to sing instead?"
Qiao Niannian, who likes singing more: ???
Netizens: Lu Xin has an amazing voice!
System: You...
Lu Xin: Just tell me, did I stop her or not?
After filming ends, Lu Xin becomes a sensation for being all bark and a softie at heart, while Qiao Niannian is dubbed the most sensible, well-behaved girl for having to look after her unreliable stepmom.
The netizens' daily routine:
[Let's see what excuse the stepmom comes up with to take care of her sweet girl today.]
[The stepmom is such a handful. The sweet girl sighs.]
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In a campus novel, the heroine, Qiao Niannian, saves the popular boy after he is injured in a fight. The people who like him target her, putting her through endless misery and even forcing her to leave school. Though the popular boy eventually helps her heal, the experience remains a scar on Qiao Niannian's heart.
One day, Qiao Niannian passes an alley and sees the popular boy, injured from a fight. Despite his disheveled appearance and numerous wounds, his swagger and carefree spirit remain unmistakable.
Qiao Niannian's heart skips two beats against her will. Then...
She walks briskly past him.
Qiao Niannian remembers her stepmother's words:
Dating someone like that will bring you a lifetime of bad luck.
Bonus scene:
Word is that the nation's favorite mother-in-law, Lu Xin, the famous wealthy widow of the entertainment industry, has been photographed on a date with a young heartthrob?
The trending topics explode: #WhoWillWinTheWealthyWidowsHeart# #FreshMeatWithAPerfectButtBecomesTheNationsFavoriteFatherInLaw#
That night, Qiao Zhi holds Lu Xin at home, glaring at the trending topics through clenched teeth.
"These heartless netizens! I'm not even dead yet!"
Coming soon, The First Lady of the Interstellar Elite: A silly story about playing dumb while being a hidden powerhouse.
Wu Qi's life goals are to fight the toughest fights, drink the strongest liquor, and screw the strongest men. She transmigrates from the apocalypse to the interstellar era, becoming a useless biological heiress who has just been brought home, with an F rating in both psychic power and physical fitness.
Tired of living on the edge, Wu Qi decides: This life, I'll be a refined noblewoman who excels at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting.
So the fierce Wu family, a military household with a fearsome reputation, welcomes a frail, delicate young lady who coughs blood after just a few steps.
On her first day home, her performance of the famous guzheng piece Evening Song of the Fishing Boats leaves every starbeast within six miles with nervous disorders.
On her second day home, Wu Qi rolls up her sleeves to cook, only to blow up the house, leaving the fake heiress homeless too.
On her Nth day home, after much thought, Wu Qi decides a noble young lady simply must have a degree.
She immediately sends an application to the Interstellar Jingyi Women's Academy, but her hand slips and she applies to the Federal Military University instead.
After repeated attempts to withdraw go nowhere, the day of the entrance exam arrives. A girl in a pink dress with her hair flowing down her back drifts into the examination hall.
Onlooking netizens:
[Is the battlefield any place for a woman?!]
[Probably some rich, useless girl looking to pad her resume.]
An hour later, the rich "useless girl" has beaten everyone there to a pulp.
Onlooking netizens:
[The pinker the dress, the harder she hits.]
[My mom asked why I was watching the livestream on my knees.]
In the interstellar era, everyone accepts that plant-type powers are mostly for healing and support, unsuitable for combat and fit only for logistics.
That is, until a joint military academy exercise shatters everyone's assumptions. A student named Wu Qi and her man-eating flowers use their most ladylike appearance to beat everyone senseless.
Bonus scene
During military training, an instructor asks Wu Qi:
"What's your dream?"
Wu Qi, for once not pretending to be ladylike: "Drink the strongest liquor, fight the toughest fights, and screw the strongest man."
A man who happens to be passing by, widely known as the strongest in the interstellar world: "..."
Coming soon, Max-Level Toddler Builds a Starship on a Variety Show and Goes Viral: The Amir are the most warlike people in the interstellar world. Their babies can build bombs at one, computers at two, and starships at three.
Yuanyuan is a three-year-old Amir child who has transmigrated to Earth.
Wild Survival Challenge is the hottest livestream variety show in all of Huaguo. Its contestants come from all over the world, including plenty of celebrities.
The show is so dangerous that all contestants sign waivers acknowledging the risk of death. But during one livestream, a three-year-old child wanders into the frame.
The whole internet: ??? Where did this little brat come from?
At first, contestants' fans are furious with Yuanyuan.
[You can barely take care of yourself. Stop looking after that kid!]
[Get rid of that burden!]
Later, those same fans, nursing their bruised faces, kneel and beg Yuanyuan to carry their favorite stars to victory.
"Yuanyuan, what are you doing?"
"Kindergarten homework."
Ye Jiashu looks at the pile of random stuff in front of Yuanyuan and shakes his head. Kindergarten homework sure is difficult these days.
That night, a wild boar charges into camp. Ye Jiashu nervously swallows.
"Big brother, throw this at it."
At Yuanyuan's voice, Ye Jiashu throws it without thinking.
With a boom, he stares at the indescribable pig and staggers backward in fright.
"Yuanyuan, what was that just now?"
"Big brother, you're so silly. It was my homework."
Ye Jiashu: ??? What are they teaching in kindergarten these days?
After the survival show ends, fans across the internet eagerly await the top-tier star Yuanyuan's next appearance. Instead, they hear that Yuanyuan has been handed over to the state.
Fans: I'm so mad.
Bonus scene:
America: We hear China recently had a child build a starship on a variety show?
China: That's fake. It was all special effects for the show.
A few days later, a starship lifts off into the sky over China.
Other countries: Sure. And this is special effects too?
Theme: Be civilized, promote fresh values, and build harmonious families
It's over, and I was denied by my father-in-law and mother-in-law at the same time!
The author should not forget the memory of Sir Qiao! His brain!
Is Niannian related to Lu Tianyi (father and daughter?)
Wife, wife, wife, wife... Hey hey hey hey hey (creeping in a dark and twisted way
Hahahahaha, can we remove the original male lead who is a fool?? You say he likes Nian Nian, but he knows nothing about Nian Nian and only believes in the "little words" he "sees" and "hears". Everyone knows Nian Nian's true identity, but he doesn't even ask or check. He doesn't even check with Nian Nian's classmates before sending flowers...
So you can't change to a son-in-law? This mom is enough
Niannian: I'm...
Did I mention that Niannian is Qiao Zhi's niece?
Hahahahahahaha I danced in front of my father-in-law Hahahahahaha
Hahahahaha, a fool can become a son-in-law