Breakup Master [Insectoid]

One-on-one anthology, goofy romantic comedy and sweet fluff

The romance-matching System 007 is tasked with bringing couples together. After repeated failures, its factory settings are wiped, and it switches jobs to become a breakup System.

After analyzing the data, it discovers that insect couples who are all show and no substance are the most common. Fired up, it binds itself to one of them, only to realize something is off...

Do all insect-folk date like this?

Story One: A pampered young master of a male insect x a dark-skinned, motherly military female insect

System: Your affection level is rock-bottom. Hurry up and break up, young master!

The young master looks aggrieved, his eyes red-rimmed, and shows off his tender, reddened palm. "I hit him so hard every day. Why doesn't he like me?"

The military female insect, afraid to speak loudly in case she scares the young master: "It's all rumors."

Story Two: A melancholic male insect artist x an illiterate, hot-tempered female insect space pirate

System: I know this kind of coercive romance never ends well. I'll give you a cheat so you can dump him.

The melancholy artist: "Hey, he kidnapped me and then ignored me. I secretly write him love letters every day, but it doesn't work. What does he mean by that...?"

The illiterate space pirate and his underlings work hard to look through the dictionary. "What on earth did the male insect insult us with today?"

Story Three: A world-weary human top who transmigrates x a gentle, sunny female insect bottom

System: Bro, I know you've been sick of the insect-folk world for ages. Get divorced, and I'll take you home right now.

The world-weary top: "What a garbage place the insect-folk world is. Hey, why hasn't my wife come to see me yet...?"

The sunny bottom: "Every day when I get home, I find my male spouse lying around in a different place."

P.S. Not a single female insect is actually harmed in this story. The species have different worldviews, and some things are just fun for them!

Theme: Respect the diversity of species.