My Female Lord Courts Me Day and Night [Insectoid]

Also known as How to Capture a Loyal Dog Please witness the struggles of someone who can't write blurbs Clyde, a female Insectoid hailed as a beacon of the battlefield, was about to be promoted to major general. Born a commoner, this blonde female Insectoid was strikingly beautiful, with sparkling green eyes full of warmth and affection. She was famous among her peers as a widely adored female Insectoid. But just before she could cross into a higher social class, she was framed, demoted to a female slave, and given to Lan Yisi, a male Insectoid known across the Insectoid planet as a notorious devil. Determined to survive, Clyde had prepared for everything. Once a top student who'd made her way from Planet B to the capital planet for work, she spent all night cramming. She memorized the Rules for Female Slaves from the correctional facility inside and out, studied and watched The Eighteen Positions for Male and Female Insectoids every day, and even brushed up on the survival skills of crying prettily and dropping to her knees fast. On their first meeting, the devil's eyes were dark and deep. "I want to change the world." Clyde, tears in her eyes and looking as delicate as a pear blossom in the rain: ...Crap, I crammed for the wrong thing. Is it too late to perform a mech-ripping act now? * Lan Yisi was an S-class male Insectoid who had just come of age. With terrible luck, he'd been born with a natural villain's sneer, earning the resentment of everyone his age since childhood. After tearing apart countless male Insectoids with his bare hands, he'd become notorious across the capital planet. At the moment, he was fretting over how unpopular he was. Not long after coming of age, he received a gift: a beautiful female Insectoid whose life and possessions belonged entirely to him. Although this female Insectoid was clearly a crybaby and a weakling, and seemed unable to survive without him, he was a science student who could write a tailor-made melodramatic novel for you. His long fingers would lead you into the unseen bustle of the world, to see the first rays of sunlight at dawn. His translucent, delicate wings shimmered faintly. He'd casually take you past magnificent nebulae to search for the aurora at the edge of the universe. The female Insectoid who couldn't leave you would secretly trace your palm with her fingertips, then intertwine her fingers with yours, bewitching you into wanting to kiss her. He would entangle himself with you so subtly and seemingly tenderly, yet so possessively, claiming every part of you until you were accustomed to the clear, sweet scent of him with every breath. Little by little, he would teach you what love was. Well, perhaps I'll keep her around. * "Clyde, stand beside me." "Clyde, you have my permission to call me by my name." "Clyde, just as I have you, I allow you to have me." * And in the end, he captured his loyal dog. A high-level, sneering villain-faced top x a low-level, devoted green-tea bottom A chuunibyou, dim-witted, straightforward male Insectoid x a flirtatious, seductive, career-driven female Insectoid 1. The top and bottom dote on each other, and their feelings are mutual. 2. The bottom deliberately seduces him; the top flirts without realizing it. Their society isn't equal, but their relationship is. 3. A cozy, sweet little romance about everyday life. There probably won't be any big villains. Thank you to all the sweethearts who stayed with me along the way and didn't give up on me w * I originally wanted to write some extra chapters for the secondary couple, but couldn't make it work, so I started a parallel-world story instead. It's complete, mwah! Title: When the Villainous Male Insectoid Gets Spoiled [Insectoid] My name is Lan Yisi, and I'm a high-ranking male Insectoid who was born with everything handed to me. My male parent is a hereditary duke, my female parent is the empire's marshal, and my two older brothers are mediocre, spending every day in sinecures, bullying male and female Insectoids alike, and proving unfit for anything important. The head of the Kesuosiya family is mine to inherit! On the night I came of age, I lived up to everyone's expectations and awakened an extremely rare precognitive ability. I had a prophetic dream that was nothing but mosaics. Three months from now, because a certain female Insectoid took revenge after falling in love, our entire family will be blown to smithereens, Insectoids and all. ...Who does something that heartless? Why take those scumbag Insectoids out and drag me into it, too! * To save my golden, glittering life and find the culprit, I had no choice but to pay attention to my family's love lives. I made the painful discovery that my family had an inherited tendency to lose their minds over love My womanizing male parent and my female parent, hailed as the invincible god of war, were at odds and embroiled in a divorce dispute. My eldest brother fell for a military female Insectoid who couldn't stand males, and used his petite, frail body to make the other party run away pregnant, like some powerful military officer in a romance story. My second brother was face-blind and a criminal. He locked the same female Insectoid in a secret room 99 times, insisting each time that it wasn't the same one. My cousin, the crown prince, was even better at it. He got involved with an obsessive big shot from a trash planet who almost overthrew the empire's system. I could hardly take it anymore. Will you die if you don't date? Yes... Well, all right, then. * For three months, I studied dating guides, ran around, and spread rumors everywhere to keep them firmly together and stop them from sacrificing the whole family. I finally resolved their breakup crises. But the terrible prophecy still followed me like a shadow. "There shouldn't be any other dangerous female Insectoids around me." I couldn't help turning my gaze toward my delicate female consort, who was sentimental every day and only shed tears over beautiful love stories. The blonde female Insectoid, who had hurried back after personally blowing up a planet with her bare hands, smiled faintly and asked with a sympathetic look, "Yes. Who could it be?" * Intuitive cat x seductive green-tea dog How to save a family of hopeless romantics: If you can't beat them, join them. * My dad/brother is about to kick the bucket... Stop eating for a moment, you gluttonous wife of mine. Everyone's feelings are mutual, with very obvious affection. The main couple has a childish schoolyard romance, while the side couples are packed with melodramatic misunderstandings (this part is uncertain, but I'll try to make it melodramatic!). A silly slice-of-life story. The main plot is the couple gossiping, watching the drama, and dating. The plot is a wild horse, purely a backdrop that serves the romance. Preorder 1 I Picked Up a Snail Major General [Insectoid] An unconventional farming-and-redemption story Sunny, cheerful Northeastern fake-sweetheart swordsman x gentle, sensitive true-sweetheart female Insectoid major general Preorder 2 Breakup Master [Insectoid] A similarly silly collection of sweet, standalone Insectoid romances. Just date already. Core theme: Love means equality and respect.