[Bonus Side Stories slowly in progress. It's been ages since I wrote anything, so I'm trying to get my touch back. The side stories will probably follow the main story's ending and feature the couple's everyday life, further explore their romance, and drag out Second Brother so he can fall in love too, mwah.]
My name is Lan Yisi, and I'm a high-ranking male insect who was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
My male father is a hereditary duke, my female father is an imperial marshal, and my two older brothers are mediocre talents who spend every day occupying positions without doing any work, bullying males and females alike, and proving unfit for anything important.
The head of the Kesuosiya family is mine to inherit!
On the night I came of age, I lived up to everyone's expectations and awakened an extremely rare precognitive ability. I had a precognitive dream that was nothing but pixelated images.
Three months later, because one female insect took revenge out of spite after falling in love, our whole family was blown to bits, insects and all.
...Who does something so immoral? Why take me along when you're blowing up that bunch of scumbags!
*
To save my golden, dazzling life and find the culprit, I had no choice but to pay attention to my family's love lives.
I was devastated to discover that my family had an inherited tendency to lose their minds over love
My notoriously flirtatious male father and my female father, hailed as an undefeated god of war, were estranged and caught up in a divorce scandal.
My eldest brother fell for a military female insect with a strong aversion to males, and used his petite, frail body to make the formidable officer flee while pregnant.
My second brother is a face-blind lawbreaker. He has locked up the same female insect in a dark room 99 times, insisting every time that it's a different one.
(This couple will appear in a bonus side story, pure sugary fluff.)
My cousin, the crown prince, went even further and provoked an obsessive big shot from a trash planet who nearly overthrew the imperial system.
I can't take it anymore. Will you all die if you don't fall in love?
Yes...
Then never mind.
*
To make sure they stayed together and didn't sacrifice the whole family, I spent three months studying romance guides, rushing around everywhere and spreading rumors. At least I managed to defuse the breakup crisis right in front of me.
But the terrifying prophecy still followed me like a shadow.
"There shouldn't be any other dangerous female insects around me."
I couldn't help turning my gaze toward my frail female consort, who was sentimental every day and only ever cried over beautiful love stories.
The golden-haired female insect, who had just rushed back after personally blowing up a planet, smiled gently and raised an eyebrow, asking with genuine curiosity, "Yes, who could it be?"
*
Instinct-driven cat x flirtatious, green-tea dog
How do you save a family of hopeless romantics? If you can't beat them, join them.
*
My dad and brothers are about to die...
Stop eating for a second, my gluttonous wife.
Everyone's love is mutual, and their feelings are unmistakable. The main couple's romance is childish, while the side couples are packed with melodramatic misunderstandings. (...The drama didn't work out, a total defeat! Back to silly sweet romance. Wait, maybe there's still room for a little drama!)
A silly daily-life story, told in a partly episodic format. The main plot is just the couple enjoying gossip, watching the drama, and falling in love.
The plot is a wild horse and pure backdrop, all in service of the romance.
This is a fictional setting and has nothing to do with reality. Please don't draw parallels with real life.
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If you have time, sisters, please check out my upcoming novel, The Villain Always Falls in Love with Me at First Sight. Mwah~
Interstellar school life x childish romance
Sunny, upright puppy top x gloomy, wicked cat bottom
Shen Tinghan is the villainous boss in a book. He was supposed to be killed off, but instead seized power against all odds, murdered his brother, imprisoned his father, and climbed to the throne over a sea of blood. In the end, trapped in madness and despair, he destroyed himself, bringing his short and obsessive life to a hasty end.
To save a little world where the protagonist dies suddenly and the villain blows everything up,
the Plot Correction System, in its desperation, grabbed people from all over to protect the protagonist, trying to fix the plot and restart the world's timeline.
And I was the poor sap who died suddenly.
*
I transmigrated into a book.
The System said: "This is the protagonist, and this is his health bar. Go protect him."
For every tear the protagonist sheds, I lose a life.
As a five-life nobody whose health is linked to the protagonist's,
I had no choice but to follow him day and night, keep watch, and protect him at close range to keep myself alive.
So in just seven days, I became the number-one sycophant at Shen Yanqing's side.
Fortunately, I wasn't alone.
He was the number-one hater at Shen Yanqing's side.
Shen Tinghan.
We often ran into each other by chance, and with perfect understanding, became a pair of miserable rats skulking in all kinds of gutters, corners, and sewers, hiding from the light.
Wherever he went, bloodshed followed. I watched him leap around, attacking the protagonist and everyone around him indiscriminately from every direction.
Maybe because I'd been following him for so long, apart from the protagonist, I was the person he insulted most often.
"Sycophant."
Unable to bear the humiliation, I fought back: "Then how are you any different from a sycophant?"
Shen Tinghan: ...
Me: Wait, why are you blushing?!!!
Wait, why are you kissing me?!!
Wait, wait, this isn't right!!!
After finally saving the world, I was interviewed by the System as an outstanding employee and asked to share my secret to success.
"I guess the villain always falls in love with me at first sight?"
There's a completed insect-race novel with a similar premise in my collection, too~
Cozy episodic story: Love MVP of the Insect Race (the first two worlds are a little better)
Silly sweet story: The Insect Race's Scum Misidentified the Villain and Is Living off Him
Theme: When the light appears, try moving a little closer
Oh my god, Fa is really in love with Man, so he dropped such a worthless flower
I really want to see the follow-up of Alris and Tisia, and I want to see a lot of extras. Damn, why don't you write their story in your next book? I really love this couple [poor] I feel that their story is not over yet. Although everything is peaceful now, Tisia is definitely not willing to live under the blessing of Alris, and Tisia in this world does not recognize and acknowledge his feelings in a positive way [Cat Head]
Clyde, please don't take care of yourself in a strange place.
Finished spreading flowers! ! !
Oh, it turns out that Lan Yisi's dream is so sweet. Hey, I misunderstood and thought they were in love with Hai Qingtian in the previous life.
I asked in a low voice, so the two of them didn't meet each other in the previous life and then they grew old alone?
Hey, I'm so curious about my second brother's emotional line.
So sweet [star eyes]
Twenty ex-boyfriends, all of them are the same style as their first love hahahaha
Hahaha, when I met my female queen, I changed my mind.
Fast, why did you also become mentally ill, even though you and Manman have always been mentally ill [laughing and crying]
It ended too suddenly, and it felt like there were still a lot of holes to fill. After reading the introduction, I was quite looking forward to the pairing of the second brother, but the text turned out to be a little bit... The worldview is also very confusing. Overall it's still sweet.
It felt like it ended before I had seen enough (I thought I would finish the cousin couple and then push the romance line)
Oh my god, Fa is really in love with Man, so he dropped such a worthless flower
I really want to see the follow-up of Alris and Tisia, and I want to see a lot of extras. Damn, why don't you write their story in your next book? I really love this couple [poor] I feel that their story is not over yet. Although everything is peaceful now, Tisia is definitely not willing to live under the blessing of Alris, and Tisia in this world does not recognize and acknowledge his feelings in a positive way [Cat Head]
Clyde, please don't take care of yourself in a strange place.
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! Oh, it turns out that Lan Yisi's dream is so sweet. Hey, I misunderstood and thought they were in love with Hai Qingtian in the previous life. I asked in a low voice, so the two of them didn't meet each other in the previous life and then they grew old alone?
Hey, I'm so curious about my second brother's emotional line.
So sweet [star eyes] Twenty ex-boyfriends, all of them are the same style as their first love hahahaha
Hahaha, when I met my female queen, I changed my mind.
Fast, why did you also become mentally ill, even though you and Manman have always been mentally ill [laughing and crying]
It ended too suddenly, and it felt like there were still a lot of holes to fill. After reading the introduction, I was quite looking forward to the pairing of the second brother, but the text turned out to be a little bit... The worldview is also very confusing. Overall it's still sweet.
It felt like it ended before I had seen enough (I thought I would finish the cousin couple and then push the romance line)