Apollo, Look! Hou Yi Is Shooting Down the Suns!

Apollo's prophecy skills had made a little breakthrough, but the sunny, cheerful young man couldn't smile at all.

While the other Greek gods partied and enjoyed their divine lives, Apollo, AKA the sun god of ancient Greece, huddled in a corner, staring at the [prophecies] that kept appearing in his mind, his face full of worry.

[Good morning, dear viewers. The Immortal Television Network has formed a special news team to give you full coverage of Hou Yi shooting down the suns... We can now see Hou Yi raising the red bow and white arrows gifted to him by Dijun. He draws the bow and takes aim at the sun in the sky... What a shot! The arrow hits right on target. A fireball bursts across the sky, and a blurry figure plummets straight down. That is the incarnation of the sun...]

Apollo: Wait, what did he do? Let me ask again, what exactly did he do?

[...The story of Hou Yi and Chang'e remains a favorite even in modern times. Here, our department must remind you to uphold proper conduct in relationships and maintain a monogamous system. Keep your powers of faith stable, or you may suffer a backlash and lose your qualifications as a god...]

Apollo: Ridiculous. Gods are born, not made. How could something like this bring us down? And that elixir that lets mortals become gods in no time must be a priceless treasure, the only one of its kind...

[Great news! Lord Lao has achieved mechanized production of elixirs. With the upgraded system, he can now produce 50,000 pills a day, greatly broadening the path for mortals to become gods!]

Apollo: It's getting crowded... But the gods are getting stronger, right?

[...To capture the monkey demon who attacked the Heavenly Palace, the God King dispatched 100,000 heavenly soldiers and the Four Heavenly Kings, armed with eighteen nets of heaven and earth... Faced with their encirclement, the Monkey King used his cloning technique and defeated them all in an instant, without breaking a sweat. He was unstoppable. What a brilliant move!]

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Competition is fierce in every industry in the new era, and the modern Immortal Affairs Department is no exception.

To gain more power from faith, the department jointly launched the program [A Review of Chinese Mythology with New-Era Characteristics]. Adhering to the principles of [putting people first, staying true to our original mission, and striving for strength], they issued a new-era declaration of cutthroat competition.

The ancient Greek gods who accidentally tuned in to this channel got chewed out so badly their eyes rolled back.

-- Why aren't you working hard? How can a god your age still sleep? Why do you have no ambition? Don't you know how many people are fighting for one job?

-- What position do you even have? You're so young, and you've already lost your drive? Don't you know other gods have their eyes on your job?

-- If you can do the job, do it. If you can't, get lost and let another god take over. The people aren't supporting useless gods anymore.

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#You woke up to find yourself knocked from the top of the Merit Rankings. Will the Buddha forgive believers who burn electronic incense, tap electronic wooden fish, and cook the books?#

#Viewers, please put down your phones and listen to Lord Lao's lecture.#

#Viewers, please open your phones now. Shake your phone when the Buddha appears on screen to share in tens of billions of merit subsidies!#

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