[Gintama] Who Pushed the Kid?

The day he was about to leave Edo, he suddenly fainted in the street. A kind passerby, Mr. Sakata, took him to the hospital, where he was unexpectedly diagnosed as pregnant.

He had no recollection of how it could have happened. He thought he was keeping his cool, but his voice trembled as he spoke.

Mr. Sakata sighed. Helping someone all the way through was probably just the story of his life.

[Anyone could be the culprit. Anyone but me. After all, this is the first time we've ever met, right?]

He was absolutely certain of it.

"A real man owns up to what he did, and even dares to take the blame for what he didn't do."

Theme: We aren't trying to change the times. We just want to do the things we won't regret.