Danger, Danger, Danger

This story is also known as Every Time I Open My Eyes, I'm in Danger

World One:

After waking up one day, Lu Wei found himself lying in a cramped rental apartment. A voice spoke in his mind:

You're an overworked office worker who just got home from a night shift. Your busy job has left you physically and mentally exhausted.

Right now, someone is picking the lock outside your door. They're the culprit behind ten serial dismemberment murders, and they'll break in in one minute. What do you choose?

1. Open the door, spit at the killer, and say, "I'm your daddy!"

2. Open the door, click your tongue at the killer, and say, "Damn, you're quick!"

3. Open the door, whistle at the killer, and say, "Nice ass!"

Lu Wei: ...

Lu Wei: You're trying to get me killed!

World Two:

After waking up a second time, Lu Wei was strapped to an operating table. The surgical lights were bright and blinding.

You're an entertainer who was kidnapped on your way home from a banquet.

Your kidnapper is an illegal organ trafficker, and they'll start operating on you in one minute. What do you choose?

1. Look at the criminal sorrowfully and say, "I'm right here. How much do I remind you of the past?"

2. Look at the criminal tenderly and say, "I have a terminal illness. What illness? The illness of you not loving me!"

3. Gaze at the criminal admiringly and say, "I'm Qin Shi Huang. Actually, I'm not dead!"

Lu Wei: ...

World Three: To be determined

(P.S. Blurb saved on 2023.6.28)

Theme: Love yourself first, then love others.