After the Suicide Squad Became Online Friends

Also known as "The Friendship of the Three Jumpers" and "We Who Are All Nobodies"

At fourteen, Dazai discovered a group chat on his phone that he couldn't delete.

Group member one:

Crime Lord: I want to uphold my justice and ideals.

Bandage Freak: Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Crime Lord: So let's wipe out the remnants after all.

Bandage Freak: Wipe them out!

Group member two:

Moonlit Scion: I want to save the vampires.

Bandage Freak: Wow! Vampires! So cool!

Moonlit Scion: But I'll die.

Bandage Freak: Heaven!

Bandage Freak: The world is so boring. I want to kill myself.

Crime Lord: There is still so much evil in the world to eradicate, and you have ideals of your own. You can't just die so easily.

Bandage Freak: My ideal is death!

Moonlit Scion: I'm counting down to my death, but I'm glad I can save other people's lives. At least that way, I won't have more guilt weighing on me.

Bandage Freak: Can't see it, can't see it! Helping people is so disgusting!

Someone, there's a new person in the group.

Silver King: Huh? What kind of group is this?

Bandage Freak: Welcome, welcome!

Moonlit Scion: Which building did you jump from?

Silver King: Huh? I was pushed off a spaceship.

Crime Lord: Would you like some advice? I can make the person responsible disappear right in front of you.

A pre-release announcement for a story I don't know when I'll start writing.

Theme: Cherish life, stay away from death