After Retiring, the Live Broadcast of Eating Melons and Pet Dreams Became Popular

Opening in September After Su Jiang retired to the underworld, he came back. After coming back, his world had not changed half as much. He is still the true young master in the original novel who was kicked out of his house and had to rely on live broadcasts to make a living. Su Jiang originally thought that he could just throw away his huge wealth from now on. Until—— Su Jiang looked at the balance of 0 yuan on his account. Only then did he realize that what he was wearing was not the time three years later when he became a rich man by making money on the sidelines as mentioned in the original book! But three years ago when no one cared about me and I was penniless! ! Su Jiang:! #￥@%……# * As we all know, Su Jiang is a sideline anchor. But when netizens came in to watch, they saw that Su Jiang had already changed the live broadcast room into a "Late Night Listening Room". Even in the live broadcast room, I saw people explaining their pain very seriously——? Lian Mairen A: "Anchor, I recently burned paper for my deceased dog, but I don't know why. Ever since I burned the paper, I always dreamed that it barked at me inexplicably. I also dreamed that it was always being chased by something dark..." Netizens: Are you doing something bad? Netizens responded with an attitude of trusting science. Su Jiang said, "Did you burn the paper three days ago?" Lian Mairen A was stunned. He didn't know why Su Jiang knew about this, so he could only nodded blankly. Everyone thought that Su Jiang had guessed it right by chance. Unexpectedly, Su Jiang said: "It said that the little man you burned that day had its legs broken by you, so now your dog not only has to work hard in the underworld for you two to earn a house, but also waits for the lame little man you burned. It said that its life is not as good as the pig lying next door every day, and it tells you not to do it a disservice." Netizens looked at the record of Lianmai people actually buying villains: Huh? * Lian Mairen B: "Anchor, why do I always dream about a little fox I don't know crying to me, and asking me to dig up its grave? But I don't know it at all. I only made a grave for my dog?" Netizens speculated: Are you under too much pressure recently? Unexpectedly, Su Jiang said, "You did bury a fox. The fox said you had bad eyesight and buried it as your dog. Now it is asking you if you can take it out of the cemetery. After all, it is a fox, not a dog. It really doesn't want to eat the bones you paid tribute to in front of the cemetery." Netizens watched the Lianmai people announce the good news after finding their dog, and when they changed the cemetery and discovered that they had indeed buried a fox, they all thought: Huh? How come this one happened to be correct! ! * And later. Lianmairen C: "Anchor, the little squirrel I had at home always told me in my dreams to go dig something on a mountain. If I didn't go, it would get anxious and keep nibbling at me. Is there something missing in my body that makes me dream like this..." … Lian Mairen C looked innocent. But what he didn't want to wait for was Su Jiang's expressionless face: "Your squirrel said that your ancestors buried gold in the mountains for you to dig out and use." Lianmai C: Impossible, my ancestors were poor for three generations? Lian Mairen C went up the mountain to dig for treasure with an expression of absolute impossibility. But don't want to—— Snap. Lian Mairen lifted the shovel. The blind man's gold instantly appeared in front of everyone. Everyone: WOC! ? Where can I go to ask my pet to give me such a treasure hunting dream? ? * Then, Su Jiang became popular, and Su Jiang's live broadcast room was packed with people. * Su Jiang was forced to take in a dog. The reason for keeping it is that it is too clingy and cannot be let go. Su Jiang didn't think much about it. Until Su Jiang suddenly discovered one day that this dog behaved very much like his mortal enemy. Later, late one night. Su Jiang suddenly found that his dog suddenly turned into a human, with a face exactly like his nemesis, pressing down on him. The next day, Su Jiang covered his waist: "...🌿" Reading Guide ① Cold-faced cuteness ② Already in legal channels, archived on 2026/3/15. ③Sc, 1v1, most of the memes are original, and some may refer to online materials, slices, variety shows, books, etc. ④The * marks all come from Internet memes, events, or legal references. They all have sources or excerpts and will not be marked again. Intention: May the good things in the world always meet again.