
Don't You Have Any Friends to Flirt With?
你们都没竹马撩嘛
by Curly Hair (卷了个毛)
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- Completed
- Length
- 102k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7mo ago
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- JJWXC
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Already opened: 🥺"Live Confession Room, Eat Melons and Raise Pets" Preview: "The little beauty who is coveted in the live variety show just wants to sleep" [🎧Full order only costs 1r, thank you Chimi! Copywriting𓈒𓂂𓏸 ]⤾ Xu Sheng originally thought that his sweetheart Xia Zhi would disappear forever in the hurried farewell on the summer night. But he never thought that on the first day of college, he would reunite with Xia Zhi and become roommates after a long separation. It seemed like... I saw Xia Zhi's eyes looking at him more and more tenderly and brightly...? Something is wrong. Bedroom—— Roommate A looked at Xu Sheng, who was cold and silent, and Xia Zhi, who looked at Xu Sheng's teasing smile with a smile on his face: "Do you know each other?" Xia Zhi: "More than that, our relationship is still shallow." Roommate: "Hahaha, what a good brother, right...? Me too!" Xu Sheng: (expressionless. JPG) "..." Xia Zhi: (Laughing without saying a word. JPG) "..." And, later—— Xia Zhi's warm breath was close to Xu Sheng's ear: "It's the kind where we like each other~" Xu Sheng subconsciously wanted to cover Xia Zhi's mouth, but without thinking, the other party kissed the palm of his hand in front of the entire dormitory. Xu Sheng: (Brain crash. JPG) "..." [Reading Guide]: ①The bamboo horse from heaven, the sunshine and scheming attack ② There is a sound to end the new year CP, 1v1, HE, super sweet duck! ③A new character has been added to the extra chapter. If you mind, Bao Shen may watch the extra chapter! Everything else is very sweet~ ==================================== New article has been published: "Live Confession Room, Eat Melons and Raise Pets" Copywriting: On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was hidden in the snow. With no reputation, no savings, and a small Internet cafe owner, Yu Yin looked really pitiful. With just one temptation, Yu Yin took back the great business he had just founded—— A marginal male anchor. So, the next day—— Netizens accidentally came across Yu Yin who was forced to take out the Nun COS and change the live broadcast room into a [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that when they opened Yu Yin's live broadcast room, it would be just a one-stop show of chatting and dancing. But they didn't expect that they would see it as soon as they opened the live broadcast room? "I regret that I recently bought a warehouse of canned food. It seems to have put too much pressure on the dog, and he has become depressed." "I confess, my dog is usually very active and very fond of gold, but after I customized a necklace for him, he refused to move. Is it because gold is overpowering him??" "I confess, my dog particularly likes to eat a snack brand. I don't trust others to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy that brand, but my dog doesn't seem to like it? Is the formula he gave me wrong?" Luxurious cars, mansions, top wealthy families, top celebrities, and rivals all showed their faces and landed in the live broadcast room... Faced with tricky questions, netizens joked - [It's really not a script this time. I'm pretty sure that these airborne people are all prominent figures in our city, especially my brother. My brother's dog problem has been going on for a long time and no one has solved it. Not this time. Will he ruin the anchor's reputation as soon as he plays? [Honey, let's just keep it quiet. We don't want to do this kind of work. Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up on these tricky people coming to his door. Unexpectedly, everyone just heard Yu Yin's cold reply—— "Don't feed canned herrings to dogs." "If you wear an eight kilogram gold necklace on your head, you will also be depressed." "Snacks cannot be used as meals. No matter how much you love to eat, you can't buy a factory and eat them every day..." Netizens thought that Yu Yin did not make it up deliberately. But unexpectedly, the camera turned in the next second, and more than one effect was achieved, making netizens drop their chopsticks in shock—— [No, how could someone really buy a warehouse of canned herrings to feed their dogs? [No, even an adult can't hold up this eight kilogram gold necklace, right? [Ah ah ah, who gives the dog snacks as its main meal every day? Everyone was still watching helplessly as the resentful pets, who had been half-dead in front of the screen just a moment ago, expressed their desire to cry at Yu Yin's misfortune and cuteness, and the grievances they suffered. There are even worse ones, knocking down his master, packing his luggage and running away from home to follow the anchor! Later, more pets wanted to follow Yu Yin, and more people watched Yu Yin's live broadcast room. Yu Yin became so popular that even the big guys and netizens from other circles came to the live broadcast room to consult and take notes and study. * And later. The stupid guy with the most money also got into a fight. Leziren Gonghuo asked Yu Yin who he liked more. Yu Yin replied calmly: First on the list. Everyone thought that Yu Yin's money-worshiping personality would make his elder brothers leave angrily. But I don't want to think about the next second—— The top guy on the list got into a fight at the carnival. Backstage. Got maxed out. * And later. Bang Yi posted a photo of a red notebook on his homepage. List 1: 😎Sorry, the one on top is me. On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was hidden in the snow. With no reputation, no savings, and a small Internet cafe owner, Yu Yin looked really pitiful. With just one temptation, Yu Yin took back the great business he had just founded—— A marginal male anchor. So, the next day—— Netizens accidentally came across Yu Yin who was forced to take out the Nun COS and change the live broadcast room into a [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that when they opened Yu Yin's live broadcast room, it would be just a one-stop show of chatting and dancing. But they didn't expect that they would see it as soon as they opened the live broadcast room? "I regret that I recently bought a warehouse of canned food. It seems to have put too much pressure on the dog, and he has become depressed." "I confess, my dog is usually very active and very fond of gold, but after I customized a necklace for him, he refused to move. Is it because gold is overpowering him??" "I confess, my dog particularly likes to eat a snack brand. I don't trust others to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy that brand, but my dog doesn't seem to like it? Is the formula he gave me wrong?" Luxurious cars, mansions, top wealthy families, top celebrities, and rivals all showed their faces and landed in the live broadcast room... Faced with tricky questions, netizens joked - [It's really not a script this time. I'm pretty sure that these airborne people are all prominent figures in our city, especially my brother. My brother's dog problem has been going on for a long time and no one has solved it. Not this time. Will he ruin the anchor's reputation as soon as he plays? [Honey, let's just keep it quiet. We don't want to do this kind of work. Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up on these tricky people coming to his door. Unexpectedly, everyone just heard Yu Yin's cold reply—— "Don't feed canned herrings to dogs." "If you wear an eight kilogram gold necklace on your head, you will also be depressed." "Snacks cannot be used as meals. No matter how much you love to eat, you can't buy a factory and eat them every day..." Netizens thought that Yu Yin did not make it up deliberately. But unexpectedly, the camera turned in the next second, and more than one effect was achieved, making netizens drop their chopsticks in shock—— [No, how could someone really buy a warehouse of canned herrings to feed their dogs? [No, even an adult can't hold up this eight kilogram gold necklace, right? [Ah ah ah, who gives the dog snacks as its main meal every day? Everyone was still watching helplessly as the resentful pets, who had been half-dead in front of the screen just a moment ago, expressed their desire to cry at Yu Yin's misfortune and cuteness, and the grievances they suffered. There are even worse ones, knocking down his master, packing his luggage and running away from home to follow the anchor! Later, more pets wanted to follow Yu Yin, and more people watched Yu Yin's live broadcast room. Yu Yin became so popular that even the big guys and netizens from other circles came to the live broadcast room to consult and take notes and study. * And later. The stupid guy with the most money also got into a fight. Leziren Gonghuo asked Yu Yin who he liked more. Yu Yin replied calmly: First on the list. Everyone thought that Yu Yin's money-worshiping personality would make his elder brothers leave angrily. But I don't want to think about the next second—— The top guy on the list got into a fight at the carnival. Backstage. Got maxed out. * And later. Bang Yi posted a photo of a red notebook on his homepage. List 1: 😎Sorry, the one on top is me. Reading Guide ①Ai Cai Diao anchor was attacked by CEO X who was determined to become a leader. ==================================== Preview: "The little beauty who is coveted in the live variety show just wants to sleep" Copywriting: The much-anticipated "Ace Internet Celebrity" was launched, and Yu Yi, who only had one fan, actually received an invitation letter. As an Internet celebrity who was so poor that he only had 21 yuan in his pocket, Yu Yi was the only one who tried to negotiate terms with the officials—— Yu Yi: Does it include food? The staff member who thought Yu Yi would be a lion opened his mouth: ... Bao. * When Yu Yi arrived at the scene, millions of internet celebrities were ridiculing him one after another. Yu Yi, who had been malnourished for a long time and lacked energy, soon fell asleep leaning on the shoulder of the man who made the loudest noise amidst the incomprehensible chatter. The barrage went cold for a moment and continued to mock: [Is this little internet celebrity going to be finished? He actually provoked the one with the worst temper, and he would definitely be beaten. Barrage: [Who cares, I'm sure I won't find a partner tonight and will be eliminated. Wait and watch the barrage. Unexpectedly, the man who had been sarcastic just now smelled the light fragrance on Yu Yi's body, and quietly turned red at the tip of his ears. He remained motionless and never moved again. Yu Yi somehow managed to hypnotize the audience and his partners just after taking a nap, and won the first live broadcast with 0% audience loss rate, firmly ranking first. Even when I was still drowsy, I pressed the wrong button for no reason and bought the highest price on the display rack - the privilege of being a top-notch partner. Yu Yi's new partner is also very fierce. Yu Yi drowsily rubbed his increasingly sleepy eyes and stretched out his hand, originally intending to shake hands in a friendly manner. How can I expect that the TOP arrogant girl turned her head and revealed her already red ears: Do you want to reward me? Don't think about it, I'm not your dog, I won't kneel on the ground and beg you to slap me. Yu Yi tilted his head in confusion and looked at his delicate and moist nails:? Fan, fan what...? * "Don't come near me." "I was just forced to stay with you." "I'm not interested in you." … The men spoke one sentence after another. Yu Yi looked at the resisting faces of the men, and there was only one sentence left in his sleepy mind—— When in doubt, go to bed. Who would have thought that later—— Yu Yi woke up in a daze and was kissed by saliva for no reason. Yu Yi stretched out his wet fingertips and just wiped them gently when he was hugged tightly by someone who was obviously late and who had once sworn to never be a dog. Someone looked at Yu Yi's messy hair and the red marks left on his skin, put his chin on Yu Yi's shoulder as if aggrieved, and his eyes turned red—— "Why was the baby coaxed away by him again?" "It was my turn last night." Reading Guide ①The good boy who just wants to sleep is C when attacked by VS. ==================================== Pre-collection: "Let me coax the little deaf wife!" [Campus] Copywriting: Xia Zhixing, who is hearing-impaired, has a cute and fair face, and the slightly trembling eyelashes are always endearing. When Dudu was only seven years old and lived in the Lu family, she lived under the same roof with the most ill-tempered young master of the Lu family, which made everyone very uneasy. According to rumors, this young master of the Lu family has a very bad temper. Never say what you have said a second time, and you especially hate people who don't understand what they are saying or people who don't understand and look confused. It has almost become a creed that everyone in the Lu family must strictly guard against violating. Father Lu also had a headache. He hurried back from a business trip, fearing that his son would be late and beat up his friend's son. Unexpectedly, when he hurriedly stopped his son, he saw his son bringing a plate of mango pudding, and he said to Xia Zhixing in sign language, "Do you like this?" Father Lu: "...?" Why was it that after just one day of business trip, his little ancestor who ignored no one suddenly transformed and learned sign language? * Hearing-impaired Xia Zhixing is a poor little boy who has been neglected since he was a child. He has always been alone since he was a child. But the young master of the Lu family, Lu Jingchuan, troubled him very much. It was rumored that the young master of the Lu family had a bad temper and was very distant, making it difficult to get close to him. Xia Zhixing didn't mind, but was relieved because he didn't have to get along with him. Unexpectedly, there are too many sun umbrellas when I go out. The little duck took too many baths. There is one more person making bubbles. … Xia Zhixing and Lu Jingchuan went to school together, went to school together, and lived together. Everyone teased that Xia Zhixing was staying at the Lu family and must be working as a follower for Lu Jingchuan. Until one day, they turned around and saw someone holding Xia Zhixing, stroking the end of Xia Zhixing's soft hair and refusing to let go, and earnestly coaxing and gesturing in sign language - Lu, Jia, Xiao, Young, Master? Lu Jingchuan: (Sign Language Do you like eating this?. JPG) Xia Zhixing: (muffled sound. JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Sign Language: Do you like eating this?. JPG) Xia Zhixing: (turns head. JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Run to the other side) (Sign language, don't be angry. JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Signing softness) (Sign language: It's all my fault, I shouldn't be in a hurry to kiss you secretly. JPG) … Later, everyone knew that Lu Jingchuan was Xia Zhixing's spontaneous support and the closest ear in Xia Zhixing's silent world. Reading Guide ①A habitually single, obedient, cold little deaf man is attacked by a loyal dog who is clingy and doting on his wife every day. Intention: Chase love bravely, and what you want will always come.
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I think he is too much. He walked away without knowing that he liked me. Then he barged in like this three years later. Then he knew that Xu Sheng also liked me. He also deliberately did this to tease others and make others jealous. I thought he had a crush on me and was cute. Then I felt so bad for Xu Sheng?
"It was so bad that I had feelings for the boy just now..." This is a big bug for the author~ Almost
Brother~~I want to drink too~~ [dog head]
Don't like boys? Quite the opposite!
[Orange candy] Got it [Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl [Purple candy] kswl
"So what if the society is afraid that the four senior students will blindly admit their mistakes"~ Yu Chun has a good personality, is eager to learn, and has a good face. The only problem is that he has a special face and is blind! I originally thought that I would never interact with many people in my life, but the questions the teacher assigned recently were too difficult! If you can't answer the questions, your father will ruthlessly deduct your pocket money! Yu Chun tried very hard, but racked his brains and couldn't do anything! QAQ! ! Until one class break, I accidentally heard that the exam paper for the God of Study had a score of 100. Yu Chun, who was ecstatic, rushed to pick up the God of Study. But as soon as the God of Study was pulled in, he was overwhelmed by the huge crowd and fainted. The little blind man tried his best to endure the trembling of his body due to social fear, and pulled the God of Study, who was still being praised for his front feet, to... The corridor. The scalding heat comes negatively. When Xue Shen seemed to be smiling but was not smiling at all, he thought that the society was afraid that he would confess to me because he was blind and small-faced. He watched helplessly as the shy little face bowed impatiently. After that, the blind man with a small face presented it with both hands and carefully handed the square letter paper to him. Just as the God of Science opened it with a smile—— Only then did I hear the low and timid voice of a blind person with a small face: "The known function f(x)..." The god of learning, who was stunned on the spot and tensed his body: "?" * She was afraid that Yu Chun, who was blind because of his small face, would not be able to recognize the face of the dean. In confusion, he came up with a genius strategy! That is, every time you take the monthly exam, go to the score list to catch the academic genius! But I don't want to repeat it several times. During a certain exam, he suddenly heard the voice of a senior with four voices. He looked at the scene of four "seniors" in confusion, struggling with each other. And scenes of cynicism and madness. Senior A: "I am the first one this time. I will teach Yu Chun." Senior B: "The teacher made a mistake on this question. I have changed the score. I am the first." … Yu Chun, who was holding the exercises, was stunned. What, what's going on! Study, how come there are four seniors! ! Reading Guide ·Double first love, HE, a silly little sweet story.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? Why do you want to take it home?
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I don't understand, why should I take him home? You know clearly that the protagonist and the two are already together, why do you still want to get close?
Hahahahahahaha, my brother is really pitiful, Xiao Mouse
These two little cuties are so sweet [milk tea] [milk tea] [milk tea]
[Spread flowers] Spread flowers, spread flowers, 99 for two babies
My friend who wears a black mask says I look like a spirited girl (??)
Chirp~~~~~bang! Modo Modo! !
Is there a paragraph wrong? It was said that Shou liked to talk about the big school boy in high school, but the latter sentence said that Shou was pursuing that senior, which made me feel weird.
Aren't the two rooms for four people connected end to end? I thought the bed where the soldiers were selected was connected to the bed. Why are they on the opposite side?