The Cub's Guide To

After dying, Lu Xinian was reincarnated as an adorable two-and-a-half-year-old and joined a variety show where older brothers took care of kids. He had to follow the original plot so that his brother would have a chance to win over the person he loved.

On the show,

Lu Xinian wanted his eighteen-year-old brother to wear long underwear.

"Wear long underpants."

He delivered the coldest words.

"Or you'll get old-man's leg pain when you're older."

Lu Yingnian laughed so hard he almost fell over.

"You're not even three, but you sound just like Mom."

The audience: "Sweetie, your brother is at the age where he wants to look cool. He's not going to wear long underwear."

"Look at your brother. Not only does he refuse to wear long underwear, he makes fun of you for not speaking clearly."

"Haha, you two are so mean."

In the end, Lu Xinian still didn't get his brother to put on long underwear. Instead, his brother put a pair on him.

Lu Xinian made a child from the neighboring group angry. He had taken his brother's advice to heart: the highest level of coaxing someone was getting them to coax you instead.

One day, during a gathering, all four kids were eating. Lu Xinian went to the child from the neighboring group.

"I want an egg."

Xiang Bing said coldly, "Don't you have an egg?"

Lu Xinian looked at the egg on his own plate, picked up two clean spoons, and used both hands to put the egg on Xiang Bing's plate.

"Now I don't."

It was rare for Xiang Bing to fall silent. He picked up his own egg and gave it to Lu Xinian.

Lu Xinian thought it wasn't enough and added, "Feed it to me."

It was a very unreasonable request, but Lu Xinian was so cute that it sounded like a plea for affection. Besides, he couldn't use chopsticks, so Xiang Bing picked up the egg and fed it to him.

The plan succeeded.

Lu Xinian knew that Lu Yingnian liked the older brother from the neighboring group.

Lu Xinian thought he had to seize every opportunity, and if there wasn't one, he had to create one.

He went and knocked on the neighbors' door.

"Big bwother, my bwother can't cook. Can we come over and eat?"

The audience: "I just saw your brother make three dishes and a soup in half an hour!"

When they went to the amusement park, Lu Xinian told his brother to sit down, then ran over and tugged on the neighboring older brother's clothes.

"Big bwother, I got separated from my bwother. Can you help me find him?"

The audience: "Sweetie, turn around! Look at your brother behind you. He's about to freeze from embarrassment!"

The variety show became a huge hit, and the audience adored Lu Xinian's clever, mischievous personality.

Xiang Bing, who was often "set up" by Lu Xinian, came over to him one day and flopped to the ground with a thud. "You bumped into me, so now you have to be my boyfriend."

Lu Xinian, who had never been set up like that before, said, "?"

The two older brothers: "."

Lu Xinian thought for a moment, then plopped down on the ground too. "You bumped into me too, so I can't be your boyfriend."

The two adorable kids kept trying to set each other up, and the audience laughed themselves silly.

Many years later, Xiang Bing and Lu Xinian were photographed celebrating Valentine's Day together.

The audience: "Wow, was that kids' variety show actually a dating show?"

"The older brothers got together with the older brothers, and the younger brothers got together with the younger brothers. I'm sold! As expected, you have to raise your wife from childhood."

1. Thanks to cover artist Tang Jiuxi.

2. Xinian's body is only two and a half years old now, so his brain development will naturally affect him in many ways. Plus, he spent his previous life in the hospital and had little contact with other people. He's just this adorable, so don't expect him to be too mature.

3. There is a secondary couple, and the older brother is the top!!!

Please add my upcoming novel to your collection:

"The Kitten Cub Worries Himself Sick on a Kids' Variety Show"

The cat who was adopted by two dads in his previous life is now a human child who has come looking for his dads. Only, his two dads seem to be rivals at the moment!

Theme: Companionship and affection are the best nourishment for growing up