My Backer Is the Ancestral Dragon, So Follow Me!

[I've opened a new story next door, Helping the Poor in an Abuse Novel. Please add it to your reading list, pretty please~]

Huashang was born in the mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang and had been bound to the First Emperor ever since she first became aware of herself.

There,

The First Emperor taught her reason, resilience, open-mindedness, and tolerance.

The torture devices taught her to flay skin, tear out tendons, and tear people apart with five horses.

The bows and crossbows taught her to kill a man every ten paces, leaving no trace for a thousand miles.

The game of Go taught her to plan every move and act only after careful consideration.

The Terracotta Warriors taught her to sing little tunes from a thousand years ago.

Until, with her spirit growing weaker for lack of faith, the First Emperor and the objects in the tomb had no choice but to send Huashang into the modern world.

An entertainment-industry hate forum

"Do you guys think there's something weird about Huashang? I insulted her once, and in my dreams the Terracotta Warriors chased me around chanting the Great Compassion Mantra for three nights straight. (stares blankly.jpg)"

"You're not the only one. Me too...

I just said she'd had plastic surgery, and for two days straight I've dreamed of the First Emperor shaving my bones to give me a makeover. (dead inside.jpg)"

"She really is weird. (dazed.jpg)

I just said Huashang must have connections, a sugar daddy.

Now I've dreamed for five nights in a row that I'm a eunuch and people are calling me sugar daddy. (cries and pounds the floor.jpg)"

"That actually makes me feel better. Thanks."

"Thanks +1"

#TheFirstEmperorVisitsYourDreamTonight#

#HundredsOfWaysToDieForAHater#

#DingYourTenTorturesTrialCard#

Warnings:

1. The First Emperor has no romantic pairing. He stands alone!

2. The male lead is in the background. They probably won't get together until the ending or an extra.

I'm thinking of starting my next story, Qin Shi Huang Takes Me on 007 Missions. Please add it to your reading list~

Here's the blurb:

Fuyi discovers a man called "First Emperor" pinned to the top of her chat list.

His profile picture is a selfie. He has a broad forehead, sharp brows and bright eyes, and a high nose bridge.

Fuyi confidently messages him: "Hey, handsome!"

System: [Ding! Message sent successfully. RMB 100,000 deducted.]

A hundred thousand for one sentence?! Even Warren Buffett isn't that expensive, sob sob.

Looking at the deduction notification from her bank, Fuyi's eyes turn red and her hands tremble. "I... I'm out... I'll just delete him."

*

In the second year of his reign, Qin Shi Huang discovers he can communicate with a woman from a thousand years in the future.

From her, he learns that

The Earth is round, and across the sea lie lands inhabited by barbarians.

There are no immortals in the world, and the moon is covered only in cratered hills.

There is no Dragon King beneath the sea, but there are plenty of treasures.

Qin Shi Huang: Time to hunt.jpg

*

Fans and casual viewers alike know there's an unwritten rule in the entertainment industry:

When two fandoms get into a fight and things spiral out of control, they go and curse Fuyi together. If you hate Fuyi too, then we're sisters from different parents!

She's hot-tempered and often starts public fights with people while wearing ten-centimeter heels.

She isn't very cultured. When a show host asks the guests to analyze a poem, she stands onstage for ages before managing to come up with one word: "Good."

Then one day, everyone suddenly realizes:

Fuyi, the celebrity who knows practically nothing, speaks fluently about the Four Books and Five Classics on the quiz show Knowledge Challenge.

On the variety show Let's Live in Seclusion, she knows the growing cycle and requirements of hybrid rice like the back of her hand.

On How Many Stars Are There?, she can rattle off facts about the stars and galaxies in the universe.

Netizens: Well, look at that. How many more surprises are you hiding from us, Your Majesty?

Fuyi: Don't ask. Let's just say going on 007 missions with Qin Shi Huang is a real blessing. [cat crying.jpg]

Theme: Promote the core socialist values.