Teyvat Kindergarten

On the Teyvat Kindergarten message board, there are several amusing notes from new students.

New student who prefers not to give their name: They even let students who just enrolled teach here? This lousy school is going to go under any day now!

New student and substitute teacher: The student above seems to have a problem with me, but knowledge has no age limit. I don't think there's a teacher better than me at botany.

New student from Liyue: Can I draw a new Vision? I want a Geo Vision like the one the Lord of Geo has.

New student from Snezhnaya: I don't want to attend this kindergarten. I want to go to the one opened by the Tsaritsa.

Unlucky new student from Mondstadt: Can I skip the Expedition class? Every time I go looking for Mora, Uncle Azhdaha beats me up.

Rough blurb. I'll revise it later, but the core jokes won't change.

An ensemble story, about a kindergarten that trains qualified characters!!!

Theme: Let me think about it