[Starting December 21, updates begin with Chapter 19~]
Chu Yi had a prophetic dream.
The bad news: After taking part in a horror variety show, her brother had his luck stolen. From then on, the Chu family went into decline.
The good news: Chu Yi was a celestial master.
The kind of terrifying celestial master that a ghost mother warns her ghost child about: "Cry again, and Chu Yi will chop you up for merit!"
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A pen mysteriously appeared at a school in a graveyard, and a ghostly game of summoning the pen fairy abruptly appeared in the story set up by the production crew.
The pen fairy really showed up. An actress who loved horror movies was so scared her legs trembled, while Chu Yi's brother, who had been pretending to be brave, was scared speechless.
Chu Yi smiled and asked, "Please answer: what is the material that becomes superconductive at room temperature and normal pressure?"
Pen Fairy: "...?!"
I'm not human, but you really are a dog!
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Ghostly phone calls, terror in locked rooms, stolen luck... To Chu Yi, each was just one swing of her sword.
But the harder part was keeping her tattered secret identity under wraps.
When everyone questioned her, Chu Yi let her gaze wander, ignoring the wailing ghosts and monsters as she insisted, "I'm just an ordinary person who's a little brave, that's all."
Chu Yi: Weak, pitiful, and innocent 0v0
Ghosts and monsters: ?!!
Who are you trying to fool? QAQ
***Coming soon: A Little Money Makes the Devil Turn the Mill [Infinite Flow]. Please add it to your reading list!****
Jiang Yingxue died unexpectedly. When she opened her eyes again, she was in a haunted old mansion. The System's electronic voice chirped happily: [Welcome to the Infinite Flow world~ Take 99 beautiful photos according to the Little Green Book guide, and you can go home~]
[First task: At Rose Manor, please complete the shattered rose makeup look~]
Jiang Yingxue looked through a window overgrown with vines at the rose garden outside the castle.
The roses were brilliantly beautiful and dripping with dew, their petals as red as blood. Where the stamens should have been, there was half a finger instead.
Jiang Yingxue (eyes trembling with shock): ...This isn't shattered rose makeup. It's more like a dismembered-body-to-feed-the-flowers look!!!
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In the Infinite Flow world, ghosts and evil spirits ran rampant. Fortunately, every player caught up in it could randomly gain a superpower.
The people around her awakened one by one. There were combat specialists who could spray water or breathe fire, as well as healers who could restore health and save lives.
Jiang Yingxue looked at the shabby scrap of paper in her hand, with a hasty "1" scrawled on it: [Congratulations, you've awakened the power of money~]
Jiang Yingxue: ...Got it. I should start burning paper money for myself in advance.
Jiang Yingxue had no hope for the power of money. But when a ghost tried to drag her into a mirror, she instinctively threw the banknote in her hand.
The ghost's vicious expression gradually turned blank.
The next moment, its bloodied, rotting face stretched into a radiant smile: "The secret is hidden behind the mirror. I won't bother you~"
Jiang Yingxue: ...Master, I understand now.
Money makes the world go round, even for ghosts!!!
Her high-IQ teammate solved the mystery, but ghosts kept showing up to cause trouble.
Jiang Yingxue tossed out a banknote.
Ghost: "Yes, ma'am. I'll be on my way."
Can't do the shattered rose makeup look?
Jiang Yingxue: "Oh my, who should I give all this money to?"
The level's final boss crawled out of the rose garden and fawned, "Dear benefactor, please take a look at me!"
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Huai Ge was such a terrifying presence in the Infinite Flow game that no one was even allowed to speak his name. Disguised as a human, he came to inspect his subordinates' work.
His first stop was Rose Manor.
Fingers hidden in flower petals? Nice, a professional scare.
A mirror ghost pulling people in as replacements? Great, the death quota was being met.
Huai Ge nodded again and again, until he saw Jiang Yingxue slap money onto a ghost's face.
By all rights, the ghost should have opened its mouth, stretched wide to its ears, and eaten the audacious human who had tried to bribe it...
Instead, the ghost's face wrinkled into a smile: "Thank you for your generous gift, my lord! Come again next time! 030"
Huai Ge: ???
He didn't reveal his identity. He even went out of his way to protect Jiang Yingxue, wanting to see how many ghosts couldn't resist temptation.
In the end, he himself became Jiang Yingxue's biggest backer, and the kind who offered his help for free :)
Theme: Difficulties can always be overcome
"Jiang Yuanxiu just finished confessing his love and in a blink of an eye" this is a big bug for the author ~ he typed the wrong name
It's so funny that you can use high-dimensional methods to help your sister break the curse.
Hahahahaha, luckily it's bad luck that sucks
No more? So short QAQ ends with flowers~
I almost laughed out loud, the eight people in the morning were so angry, hahahahaha
"Yes" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~ time oh
What a shame, the employees actually tricked the boss to death. The world is really in decline, and people's hearts are not as good as they used to be (?)
RT-Mart supermarket is so ridiculous, he is everywhere
This bit about Shen Lu... Tsk tsk
Hahahahahahahaha, senior brother was shocked.