Shi Xiaoxiao was a little orca who loved two-legged creatures so much that she came ashore, where Miss Wang and Mr. Caesar unexpectedly adopted her.
Miss Wang was a thousand-year-old jiangshi, often troubled by mold and fur growing on her during the rainy season.
Mr. Caesar was a vampire prince. He had settled in China because he loved duck-blood vermicelli soup, and made a living building coffins.
Of everyone in the area, his coffins were the sturdiest and most beautiful, which deeply attracted Miss Wang.
This family of three consisted of a vampire prince, a thousand-year-old jiangshi, and a little orca monster.
None of them were human, but they all tacitly agreed to act human and pretend to be a happy family of three.
Their disguise was so convincing that they appeared on a reality show about children as ordinary guests.
The sports-crazy family and Xiaoxiao’s family competed in tug-of-war to decide where they would stay.
The comments: “Oh no, Xiaoxiao’s family is going to end up in the thatched hut.”
Xiaoxiao gave the rope a gentle tug, and the sports-crazy family fell flat on the ground.
The comments: “?!”
Xiaoxiao pulled her little secret identity closer around herself. “The wind must have been so strong today that it blew them over, haha.”
A celebrity’s child looked down on Shi Xiaoxiao, calling her a wild child who couldn’t play music or dance.
The comments: “That really stings, but Xiaoxiao really hasn’t had much of an education...”
Miss Wang gave a cold laugh. “Heh. Music, chess, calligraphy, painting, horseback riding, archery, and the Six Arts of the Gentleman. Tell me, little one, what would you like to learn?”
The comments: “?! Why are Sister Wang’s manners exactly like the ones in the ancient books?”
Miss Wang gave a bashful smile. “Oh, I’m just an ordinary amateur who likes ancient culture.”
A wealthy family brought out notes by a great mathematician that they had bought for an astronomical price, intending to use them to educate their child.
The comments: “Now that’s the highest level of showing off! With notes like those, even the dumbest kid could learn, right?”
In reality:
Caesar the Mathematician: “Shi Xiaoxiao, look me in the eye. Can you actually do addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division or not?!”
Xiaoxiao: “Maybe... I know a tiny bit?”
Caesar: “...” He needed to go to the refrigerator and cool off!
My Next Novel Will Be This One: Monsters at Work, Three Thousand a Month. Please Bookmark It
One-line premise: A powerful villainous monster ends up working for me, diligently earning three thousand a month.
Chen Ming was the ancient deity Zhu Jiuyin. After sleeping for ten thousand years, he woke up and casually took a job shaking milk tea at a shop to get used to modern society.
The shop manager, Chang An, was a sweet and adorable young woman. The milk tea shop was losing money, but she wasn’t worried at all. Her motto was to stay emotionally stable.
Chen Ming was afraid of frightening her, so he did his best to hide how unusual he was.
What Chen Ming didn’t know was that the money-losing milk tea shop was actually the Haicheng Branch of the Bureau of Special Incident Management.
In short:
A bandit goes to the police station and asks, “Hey, where’d you get that gun?”
*
The news that Chen Ming had awakened got out. His old nemesis planned to take revenge while his powers were still not fully restored.
The sky darkened, and a terrifying skull appeared overhead. His nemesis sneered. “Prepare to die!”
Chen Ming stepped in front of Chang An.
Chang An was weak, pitiful, and innocent. He absolutely couldn’t let her suffer because of him.
Chen Ming was just about to say, “If you want someone, come for me,” when Chang An shoved him aside.
The weak, pitiful, innocent Chang An shouted furiously, murderous intent blazing in her eyes. “You son of a bitch! You think you can treat me like this? You dare lay a hand on my employee!”
Chen Ming: “???”
Teacher, how did my Chang An learn to swear?
*
The good news: Chang An knocked out the fox, Chen Ming’s nemesis, with one move.
The even better news: The fox’s throat was swollen from the beating, so it temporarily couldn’t speak and reveal its true identity.
But it would recover eventually. As Chen Ming mopped the floor, he thought: Maybe I should drown it with the mop head (?)
Chen Ming watched the fox like a hawk. The fox was terrified, and when Chang An came over, it looked as if it had seen its savior.
But Chang An gave it a hard slap and snarled, “Were you trying to eat my employee again?!”
Chen Ming good, monster bad.
Fox: QAQ Your Honor, I’m innocent! I’ve been framed!!!
*
Chang An was very pleased with her new employee. He was handsome and obedient, and she couldn’t let that dead fox scare him.
So Chang An took the fox home and locked it up.
That night, Chen Ming knocked on her door, his long lashes lowered as he pleaded pitifully, “I’m a little scared. Can I stay with you?”
Chang An (shy) (flustered): Wouldn’t that be a little... too good? 0v0
Chang An was happy. Chen Ming was satisfied.
Only the fox was left banging against the bars of its cage: QAQ Help! Will somebody please do something about my life and death?!
Theme: Exploring family education and growing up happily together.
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After Failing to Sleep with the Immortal Venerable, I've Settled Down
Collection of Extra Stories
The Assassin Becomes a Superstar in the Entertainment Industry
I Thought the Sword Sovereign Didn't Love Me
I Work as an Accountant at the Sword Sect [System]
The Top-Tier Star's Sister Goes Viral Exorcising Ghosts on a Horror Variety Show [Metaphysics]
Someone Has Already Claimed This Beauty
The Real Heiress Goes Viral After a Dream [Showbiz]
I put the extra in the column! There is a "Extra Collection", if you are interested, you can check it out!
Sprinkle flowers, it feels so fast, woo woo woo
Is it possible that there is something wrong with your boyfriend? Precious!!!!
Transform back into prototype and crush the camera?
Why do I feel like this boss is Jing Chong?
"Menghua" caught the author a big bug ~ dreamy
The ending is sprinkled with flowers, hahaha, so cute
Sprinkle flowers!!! Oh hoo!!!
Hahahahahaha, haha, is this the darkest and most badass idea in my heart? Human cubs suck better! Baibai is fat and soft! It's easy to get hungry and have diarrhea easily. Rua cubs two or three years old can do it! (Smirk and nod)
It's over so quickly! I want to see Xiaoxiao grow up quietly in the human world, and then have a daily life on campus with the human and monster classmates around him (Devil smiles) Xiaoxiao, my aunt is not a devil! I just want to see your daily life on campus! It feels great to grow up like a human again!