I Work as an Accountant at the Sword Sect [System]

In her previous life, Xie Shiyan was a corporate accounting drone who worked overtime until she dropped dead. After dying, she transmigrated to the cultivation world, bound herself to an accounting System, and became an accounting drone all over again.

The sect she belongs to is the Ten Thousand Swords Immortal Sect, known as the number-one sword sect in the world.

But Xie Shiyan thinks it ought to be renamed the World's Poorest Sect.

Xie Shiyan never understood why sword cultivators were so poor, until she got her hands on the books...

The figures have been altered beyond recognition, there are only expenses and no income, and even Junior Sister's hairpin is paid for with public funds. What is all this?!

The accounting drone's fists clench!

The alchemy genius of a senior brother casually picks herbs to make pills. Xie Shiyan smacks him to the ground. "You idiot! You took out raw materials without filling out a requisition form. Are you trying to get yourself killed?"

The senior sister, whose sword can send a chill through fourteen provinces, wants to give her precious sword a new outfit. Xie Shiyan slams the table and stands up. "Pay for your own clothes! Don't think you can charge it to the sect just by acting cute!"

As Ten Thousand Swords Mountain grows richer by the day, the young master of the Merchant Guild comes to pay a visit. It's the end of the year, triggering Xie Shiyan's passive skill: [The Accounting Drone's Grudge]. The handsome young gentleman is suddenly hit with a sore back, aching joints, and dizziness, then tumbles to the ground with a thump.

And that incredibly handsome man who's been following her around under the pretense of learning accounting turns out to be the King of Evil Spirits and the ruler of the underworld.

Xie Shiyan asks cautiously, "W-what are you scheming?"

Yan Guan smiles faintly. "You abandoned your job in the underworld and reincarnated without a word. Now I'll drag you back, lock you in a pitch-black little room..."

Xie Shiyan: "If you're going to lock me in a little room and ravish me, I'm actually pretty happy about that."

She feels a shadow fall over her, then a cool touch on her forehead.

Yan Guan's kiss is cool and tender.

Before Xie Shiyan can smile, she hears Yan Guan speak.

He seems to be smiling. "I'm not going to ravish you. I'm going to lock you in that little room to do the books."

Xie Shiyan: QAQ

How can a mouth this beautiful say something so cold?!

Reader's note:

1. A goofy comedy that turns into a romance. Even if you know nothing about accounting, you'll still understand it!

2. Male lead, both are single and exclusive, one-on-one romance. At first it's his avatar, then they get together, and only later does his real body appear. There's also a bit where he gets jealous of himself, hehe.

Below is my upcoming story, I Drove My Target Half to Death with Anger. Please add it to your favorites~

[The nitpicky smart-mouth who doesn't know she's infuriating people vs. the big villain who's driven mad every day]

A nitpicky smart-mouth transmigrates to the cultivation world, where the System orders her to win over the big villain who wants to destroy the world.

She's the 2,333rd person to try to bring the big villain some warmth.

The big villain coldly asks the age-old question: "If my mom and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?"

The System panics: [You can't say you'd save his mom. He'll stab you and say you don't love him. You can't say you'd save him either. He'll say that if you don't even love your own mother, how could you possibly love him... All 2,332 of my previous Hosts failed at this!]

The nitpicker looks completely sincere. "Does your demon clan not have water safety lessons? I can't swim, so the right thing to do would be to stand on the shore and shout for help."

The big villain: "...Then tell me, would you sacrifice your life for me?"

The System cheers: [Say yes! We have to use love to move the big villain!]

The nitpicker hesitates. "Maybe, probably, possibly... I guess I'd have to?"

The big villain bares his sharp claws and places them against the artery in her neck. "Then die for me!"

The nitpicker promptly lies down. "Great! Hurry up and kill me. The System promised I'd be rich and surrounded by handsome men in my next life."

The big villain: "...Get lost!"

He can't chase her away, and killing her would give the nitpicker exactly what she wants, so the big villain has no choice but to put up with her hanging around every day.

She infuriates him every day, and every day he thinks of ways to torment her. The big villain gives up on destroying the world.

The day he gives up on destroying the world, the nitpicker completes her mission and reincarnates.

Before she even crosses the Bridge of Helplessness, the System clings to her leg and cries, "Waaaaah! The big villain can't find you, and now he wants to destroy the world again!!!"

Theme: Promote accounting standards and cultivate accounting talent