Going Viral on a Parenting Variety Show with My Three-Year-Old Dad

In her previous life, Jiang Luo was cyberbullied to the point of suicide after malicious editing on a parenting variety show.

Viewers said she acted like a diva and always looked miserable, but really, she was just socially anxious...

Reborn on the day she was due to appear on the parenting show, Jiang Luo decided to overcome her social anxiety and join forces with her bargain little brother to reach new heights.

The show hadn't even started airing when haters were already protesting:

"What is Jiang Luo doing on this show? Is she going to eat the kids?"

"Jiang Luo knows how to take care of kids? That sour face of hers will only scare them into crying."

Everyone waited for a laugh.

But when the show aired, they saw this:

Eight in the morning.

Other people's kids refused to get out of bed, and their parents had to rack their brains to soothe their morning grumpiness.

Jiang Luo's little brother got her up at six to practice tai chi, reminding her to wear her thermal underwear.

Viewers mocked them: "A kid that little probably doesn't even know what tai chi is. He's just pretending."

Then a professional instructor posted in amazement: His moves are even more textbook-perfect than the textbook!

And so a nationwide tai chi craze began.

Outdoor survival.

Other people's kids couldn't do anything but act cute and beg for attention, while their parents were helpless at basic daily tasks. The whole family grew so thin they were unrecognizable.

Jiang Luo's family had top-notch wilderness survival skills, and her little brother managed to fatten her up by ten pounds.

Viewers: "They're really eating wild animals? Aren't they worried about parasites?"

Wealthy tycoons rushed to make offers: "Will you sell the pheasants and rabbits you can't finish? I'll pay ten million!"

A famous explorer liked and reposted the clip: "The skills the little brother demonstrated are very useful for wilderness survival. Everyone should learn from him."

Before bed.

Other people's kids needed Mom and Dad to read them fairy tales. Jiang Luo's little brother watched the news, and ended up lulling Jiang Luo to sleep instead.

Viewers were amazed: Which one of them is actually taking care of the other?

"That thermos cup and his old cadre vibe are such an adorable contrast!"

Jiang Luo was puzzled: This bargain "little brother" of mine really reminds me of my dad.

After the hundred-billion-yuan movie star Jiang Qian died, he discovered he was a cannon-fodder supporting male character in a book, and his daughter was a cannon-fodder supporting female character. Not long after his death, she was also cyberbullied into suicide.

After being reborn, Jiang Qian swore he would protect his daughter. But when he opened his eyes, he had turned into an adorable three-year-old.

With his daughter about to blow up the kitchen, he had no choice but to drag over a little stool and cook a three-dish, one-soup meal.

The show's living conditions were terrible, and he was afraid his daughter wouldn't get enough to eat, so he set traps to catch pheasants and rabbits and stew them to nourish her.

After the newly popular top-tier star came over to mooch food for the Nth time, Jiang Qian finally lost his patience.

The star rubbed his head and said, "Kiddo, call me brother-in-law and I'll buy you candy."

Jiang Qian, lollipop in his mouth, said with a serious face, "I'm her dad!"

Jiang Luo nodded. "He's really my dad. My actual dad."

The star: "Dad!"

Note:

The "pheasants and rabbits" on the show are farm-raised poultry, not wild animals.

Theme: Embrace family love.