My Archenemy Childhood Friend Is Smitten Again Today

The full text has been polished. Bonus chapters unlock when subscriptions reach 80%. My completed neighboring novel, My Ruthless Daoist Junior Uncle Won Me Over, is ready to read. [Airheaded, carefree heiress x sharp-tongued young master with big-shot energy] Si Yunluo, the foremost prodigy of the immortal sects, has a childhood rival who has always been at odds with her. Her first encounter with Mu Xingyan took place at her grasping ceremony. She toddled past a pile of immortal pills and magical artifacts, then grabbed Mu Xingyan's sleeve with her chubby little hand. Both sets of parents: Oh dear. Five-year-old Mu Xingyan looked at her with disgust and raised a hand to swat her away. Quick as a flash, Si Yunluo yanked the sword from his waist and snapped it in half. The blade broke. It was the life-bound immortal sword his parents had just given him. Both sets of parents: ... Si Yunluo: Oh dear. Mu Xingyan: ...I'll kill you!!! From then on, they clashed at every turn, locked in a battle to the death. But as time passed, Mu Xingyan began looking at her in increasingly peculiar ways... At last, one day, Si Yunluo challenged Mu Xingyan to a sword duel on the mountaintop. When the Demon Lord suddenly launched a sneak attack, she instinctively stepped in front of Mu Xingyan and took the blow for him. The young man's face showed fear and regret. She had never seen him look like that before, and found it absolutely hilarious. Feeling her life rapidly slipping away, she forced herself to boast: “I won. If you'd taken that hit, you'd be in the afterlife by now.” Mu Xingyan held her tightly, his expression complicated. “...Stop talking.” “No, I have to say this.” Si Yunluo decided to get all her last words out in one go. “From now on, eat cilantro and celery with every meal, raise a big bunch of fluffy little animals, treat my parents like your own, and only use that broken sword when you fight.” Let's see you survive that, you picky, fastidious, competitive Mu Xingyan! “And... don't you dare forget me.” * Si Yunluo was reborn. When she woke up again, she was lying on a soft, enormous bed, surrounded by blinding, brilliant red. When she focused her eyes, she saw Mu Xingyan's all-too-familiar face. Help! Why am I having nightmares after I'm dead? Wait, I'm dead already. What am I asking to be saved from? Mu Xingyan's cool lips touched hers, soft and moist. “From now on, we'll always be together. We'll never be apart.” Si Yunluo: ...Holy crap!!! My first kiss!!! [Bonus Scene] Mu Xingyan: “Father-in-law, Mother-in-law, Luoluo once entrusted me with taking care of you. From now on, I'll treat you just like my own parents.” Si Yunluo's parents: “What a thoughtful bonus son-in-law, sob sob sob~” Si Yunluo: “...I asked you to look after them, not to look after them like that!!!” Reading Guide: 1. Lots of male leads and male side characters competing for the heroine, but it's 1v1, both leads are each other's first, and there's a happy ending. (The big-shot childhood friend / the seemingly innocent but secretly calculating newcomer / the best friend who goes from shipping the couple to being a fan of just one of them) 2. Maximum chuunibyou energy, a big-shot who ends up eating his words, and a childish first love. 3. The leads are adults from the start. There is no romance or intimacy before they come of age. 4. Not your typical bickering couple. The male lead is basically a rabid dog. 5. Romance-focused. The blurb's events happen in the middle and later parts of the story, while the pursuit of his wife begins early! Early! 6. The mini-worlds are an anything-goes mix of kinks, with melodrama and messy relationships all around, plus separate route endings. (Forced possession, an older brother stealing his younger brother's wife, a lofty beauty brought down to earth) 7. The leads switch bodies in chapters 14–32. 8. Chapters 143–145 are closely tied to the setting and the final ending, so skipping them is not recommended. -----Coming Soon----- The Scheming Demon Lord Pretends to Be Good for Me Every Day [Unhinged Ice Queen x Dramatic, Sly Little Puppy] Xiao Rongyu left the immortal sect. On her very first trip down the mountain, she found a homeless young man by the roadside. He was fair-skinned and beautiful, with a pitiful look in his eyes. He clung to her leg and wouldn't let go. Xiao Rongyu was unmoved and prepared to kick him away. In a flash of inspiration, the young man called out, “Big sister, I can exorcise demons!” Xiao Rongyu slowly lowered her raised foot. Later, she discovered that some people claimed to be able to exorcise demons, but their actual skills were limited to doing laundry, cooking, and giving shoulder and foot massages, along with a few harmlessly sly remarks. “Big sister, I taught that fellow a lesson for you. You're not going to be mad at me, are you?” “I'm not flirting with you, so why is big brother getting mad?” The young man was simply too handsome, with red lips and pearly white teeth. When she needed dual cultivation to heal her injuries, he even shamelessly offered himself. “I'd be happy to be your cultivation furnace.” After this happened enough times, she grew somewhat fond of the deadweight and decided that keeping him around might not be so bad. Until one day, when the immortal sects surrounded her, Xiao Rongyu silently swung her sword. With nowhere left to retreat, she saw the usually obedient young man standing in front of her, holding a blood-red chain. “Kill me with one stroke.” “If you can't bring yourself to do it, I'll just have to kill them all for you.” That night, scarlet rain fell beneath the ethereal immortal mountains, lush and dazzling, just like the young man's lips whenever he leaned close. When she woke again, everything seemed to have returned to the way it was. The young man looked pitiful, like a stray puppy afraid its owner would abandon it. To keep him from losing control and going on a rampage again, Xiao Rongyu felt she had no choice but to let him stay by her side. And yet, something seemed different. For instance, news that the Demon Realm's lord had wiped out the immortal sects in a single night inevitably reached her ears. And sometimes, when she came to her senses, she would find the young man staring at her thoughtfully, his eyes filled with an astonishingly intense possessiveness. She couldn't get rid of her deadweight, and now he was clinging to her. * Ying Wuyou was born with demonic power, cold and heartless, and had never felt a shred of sincerity toward anyone. That is, until he met Xiao Rongyu. At first, he deliberately approached her because he wanted to see what the immortal sects' so-called outcast was like. But later, he wanted more and more to show those sanctimonious scoundrels that a true demon's temper was nothing like his big sister's. Theme: Persevere, grow stronger, and take control of your own destiny.