I Was Romanced by My Ruthless Daoist Junior Uncle

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[Before faking her death: bright, straightforward little sunshine x proud, cold, sickly beauty]

[After faking her death: cold-hearted, fiery big sis x devoted, scheming puppy]

"Among the countless paths that all lead to certain death, I will find you a chance to live."

Chu Wanzan accidentally transmigrated into a xianxia novel, becoming the cannon-fodder junior sister of a sect, the kind who would be killed by her senior brother on their wedding night so he could prove his Dao.

Chu Wanzan: "Staying alive is what matters. I want to change my Dao companion."

After looking high and low, she chose the male lead of the novel, Xie Ci, a sword cultivator of exceptional talent who was destined to live a lonely life.

With the male lead's halo protecting him, she was sure to live to a ripe old age!

System: "A melon forced off the vine isn't sweet, but you have a golden finger! Say someone's name three times, and as long as they're within a certain range, they'll appear in front of you! They come whenever you call!"

Chu Wanzan: "I don't believe you. Prove it. Let me try right now."

In the Taixu Secret Realm, where disciples went to train, Chu Wanzan shouted for the first time to save her own skin.

"Xie Ci! Xie Ci! Xie Ci!"

A handsome young man in moon-white robes stood there, his sleeves moving without a breeze. He sighed helplessly.

"You only had to call once. I can hear you."

At the awkward occasion of exchanging tokens, Chu Wanzan shouted for the second time to get away from her senior brother's pestering.

"Xie Ci! Xie Ci! Xie Ci!"

The young man took the sword tassel from her hand and slipped it into his robes so quickly, you would think he was afraid someone else might snatch it.

"Nice tassel. But with so many people watching, you should call me Junior Martial Uncle."

At the eerie, sinister cemetery outside the city, Chu Wanzan was about to shout, but swallowed her words for fear of getting Xie Ci into trouble.

The young man swept in beneath the moon, his sword aura sharp, and caught her in his arms without fail.

Chu Wanzan muttered under her breath, "...I-I didn't even call you..."

Xie Ci: "You don't have to call me anymore. I'll always be right behind you."

Chu Wanzan wondered if there was even the tiniest chance that Xie Ci was willing to become her Dao companion.

Then she discovered something by accident: What? Xie Ci was cultivating the Heartless Dao too!

She had to run! She hurriedly packed her things, only to be pinned against the wall by Xie Ci.

His voice was wrapped in a damp mist. "My Dao heart is you."

And on the day she was supposed to be pierced through the heart by a sword, Xie Ci coaxed her into driving the broken blade in her hand into his heart.

That night, snow fell without end on the vast Cangmang Mountain, and at last she attained the Heartless Heavenly Dao.

Ten years later.

The cultivation world and the demon realm wanted to pause their fighting and recover through a political marriage. The demon realm was more than happy to send the bride over in a sedan chair, straight into Chu Wanzan's courtyard.

It was their wedding night, and the snow fell just as it had before. She had once stood beneath that snow, her hair turning white alongside someone else's.

She held out her hand to catch a snowflake and softly called, "Xie Ci."

Someone behind her sheltered her from the wind and snow. Beneath the red silk umbrella stood the young lord of the demon clan, wearing the familiar face she knew so well.

"I'm here."

Chu Wanzan turned around, wearing six parts scorn, three parts cool indifference, and one part nonchalance, and summoned a hundred Xie Ci figurines.

"No one can compare to him."

Reading guide:

1. They save and support each other, and the male lead falls first.

2. A cycle of fate, with many alternate timelines. Happy ending.

3. My own take on xianxia, with plenty of original worldbuilding. Everything serves the romance.

4. The golden finger, the heroine's identity, and the male lead's initial feelings are all foreshadowing. Everything is explained later, not left unresolved. Please don't read if you don't like it.

Blurb screenshot dated 2023.3.31

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The Demon Lord Acts Obedient for Me Every Day

[Unhinged ice queen x drama-loving, scheming puppy]

After Xiao Rongyu left the immortal sect, on her very first trip down the mountain, she found a homeless young man by the roadside.

The boy was fair and beautiful, with an utterly pitiful look in his eyes. He clung to her leg and refused to let go.

Xiao Rongyu was unmoved and prepared to kick him away.

Thinking fast, the boy blurted out, "Big Sister, I can exorcise demons!"

Xiao Rongyu slowly lowered her raised foot.

Later, she discovered that some people claimed they could exorcise demons, but their actual skills were limited to washing clothes, cooking, giving massages, and making harmless, ingratiating remarks.

"Big Sister, I taught that fellow a lesson for you. You won't be mad at me, will you?"

"I'm not flirting with you, so why are you getting jealous, Brother?"

It was hard to resist a boy with such pretty lips and pearly teeth, especially when he brazenly offered himself up as a cultivation furnace to help heal her injuries through dual cultivation.

"I'll be your furnace."

After he did this a few times, she was grudgingly satisfied with the tagalong and decided she might as well keep him around.

Until one day, as the immortal sects gathered to attack her, Xiao Rongyu silently swung her sword. With nowhere left to retreat, she saw the usually gentle, obedient boy standing in front of her, holding a blood-red chain.

"Kill me with one strike."

"If you can't bring yourself to do it, then I'll have to help you kill them all."

That night, a drifting rain of red fell beneath the misty immortal mountains, ravishingly beautiful, just like the boy's lips whenever he leaned close to her.

When she woke again, everything seemed to have returned to the way it was. The boy looked as pitiful as a stray dog afraid its owner would abandon it.

To keep him from losing control and going berserk again, Xiao Rongyu reluctantly allowed him to stay by her side.

But something seemed different.

For instance, news reached her that the Demon Lord had wiped out the immortal sects in a single night.

And sometimes when she came to her senses, she would find the boy gazing at her thoughtfully, his eyes filled with an astonishingly intense possessiveness.

She hadn't managed to get rid of the tagalong. He had latched on to her instead.

*

Ying Wuyou was born with a demonic core. He was cold and heartless, never showing anyone the slightest sincerity.

Until he met Xiao Rongyu.

At first, he had approached her on purpose just to see what an outcast from the immortal sects looked like.

But as time went on, he wanted more and more for those sanctimonious bastards to understand that true demons and heretics did not have as pleasant a disposition as his Big Sister.

Message: Keep striving and make the most of the present.

3) [Complete]

[Beware: This is an old-school, ridiculously melodramatic novel. Melodrama, melodrama, melodrama.]

After experiencing the perfect ending of rising through the ranks and making a fortune, the male lead soon reached the perfect ending of his wife dying.

Zhiyu was unfortunate enough to be that villainous wife.

To complete her mission, Zhiyu diligently poisoned the male lead and sabotaged the heroine. But she accidentally overacted, and the heroine was so moved by her sincerity that she abandoned the male lead and eloped with someone who loved her.

So Zhiyu, stuck with her villainous role, was forced to choose between two options: join the male lead's faction or side with the villainous emperor.

On the first day, she tried and failed to join Shen Yu's faction.

On the second day, Zhiyu gave up without a word and went off to secretly get close to the emperor.

Late at night, the male lead Shen Yu rested his chin on her shoulder and lazily turned his face to smell the emperor's dragon's breath incense on her. He acted as if nothing had happened.

*

After completing her mission to betray the male lead, Zhiyu finally escaped the System and could be herself again.

On the first day of being herself, she worked hard to save money and even tried to make up for how she had plotted against Shen Yu and hurt him, tormenting him both body and soul. She wasn't asking to repair their relationship, only for them to be even.

On the second day of being herself, she reconciled with Shen Yu.

On the third day of being herself, Zhiyu, whom Shen Yu had gradually forgiven and come to treat as a friend, suddenly got a bad feeling.

On the day Shen Yu ascended the throne, he didn't go after the heroine he loved. Instead, he brought Zhiyu to the cell next to the one holding the former emperor.

He shoved his "friend" Zhiyu to the ground and said, "This is the best spot for him to watch us. What do you think?"

Zhiyu had an inkling of what he meant. A chill ran down the back of her neck as she finally realized just how disastrously wrong she'd been to let him persuade her to become friends.

Shen Yu had never been the sort of man who could remain friends after a breakup.

#You smell like his cologne#

Zhiyu: emotionally stunted, kind, slow to understand things, and naturally spacey. She doesn't understand love at first.

Shen Yu: gentle and warm, but scheming and unhinged. Dignified, restrained, and chaste in public, but shamelessly flirtatious around the heroine. Later, completely love-struck and extremely jealous.

Plotting against the original novel's hero and heroine is a bad idea.

Because if you plot against the heroine, she'll be moved, change her mind, and run away.

If you plot against the male lead, he'll get hurt and cough up blood, then forgive you after you break up and quietly open a dark romance script.

P.S. The male lead loves no one at first, and is wholly devoted in body and mind.

Possessive romance / reasonable levels of unhinged / melodrama / pregnancy and flight later on

2022/9/5

[Next novel] Why Did the Crown Prince Go Mad After She Faked Her Death?

We Wu transmigrated into a book on the verge of death.

At that moment, the male lead was enduring the cruel torment of Gu Panqing, the vicious supporting female character.

Gu Panqing repeatedly harmed the male lead for the sake of her beloved second male lead, the villain. She never wavered, and eventually both she and the villain were killed off.

We Wu: What a moving love story...

But she was just a background character, and she still had to look after her beautiful, sickly husband.

Her husband was handsome and gentle, but had suffered abuse at the hands of the original owner. We Wu took pity on him and treated his eyes, healed his legs, and nursed him back to health.

She sat back and waited for the legendary male lead to kill the villainous second male lead and Gu Panqing for plotting against him, then reach a happy ending.

Until one day, a stranger came to find We Wu.

He said, "Miss Panqing, aside from poisoning the Crown Prince's eyes, crippling his legs, and regularly making him drink slow-acting poison, have you learned anything else interesting from him lately?"

We Wu: ...

A bolt of lightning cleaved through We Wu's muddled mind, and she finally understood a few grim truths.

1. Her frail, helpless husband was the male lead of this story.

2. His poisoned eyes, ruined knees, and sickly body were all the handiwork of the vicious female character, who had done it to please the vicious male character.

3. She was that vicious female character, Gu Panqing.

We Wu shattered on the spot when she learned the truth.

*

To escape this hellish love-triangle showdown, We Wu nervously walked the line between the book's two unhinged characters, trying her best to play the villainous supporting role.

After making sure everyone hated her, We Wu calmly secured the villain's tragic ending: abandoned by everyone and left for dead in the wilderness.

But when she returned to her own body and prepared to start a new life, she discovered that...

The male lead, now a tyrant, had gone mad clutching her decomposed, dried-out bones.

Message: Life is full of twists and turns. Be careful how you guide others.