Blurb:
You Fengjian was a notorious killing machine in the world of an infinite game. Every time he cleared a level, he wrecked a dungeon and caused the program to crash. He was despised by NPCs and hated by ghosts.
After destroying ninety-nine dungeons in a row, he successfully escaped the infinite game world and returned to reality.
The max-level expert crawled out of a thick coffin. The first thing he did was pick up the mirror beside him and take a look. Who was that punk with the spiky hair staring back at him?
He had thought clearing the game would let him start a peaceful retirement, lounging in the courtyard, petting cats, and basking in the sun as he reached the pinnacle of life.
Who knew his nominal older brother would barge into the room and drop two sets of exam papers on his desk? "You can't eat until you finish these practice books."
You Fengjian: So I'm still at the age where I have to take the college entrance exam?
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Ling Zhou was the most renowned exorcist, but he had started down the road to a wage-slave life at a young age.
While other people were at the age to study hard, he was hunting ghosts.
While other people were cramming and grinding through practice books, he was fighting monsters.
His days of fighting monsters and hunting ghosts were easy enough, but then he suddenly noticed that something was off about his punk-haired deskmate.
Not only had he stopped sporting punk hair, he'd completely changed his look and become beautiful.
And he was also surrounded by a heavy aura of death.
With his yin-yang eyes, Ling Zhou saw that every ghost and monster was easily drawn to You Fengjian.
He saw the ghosts and monsters brandish their claws and bare their fangs, their ravenous expressions plain to see, their horrible fangs and scarlet tongues... licking You Fengjian's shoes?
Aloof but warm-hearted wage-slave exorcist seme (Ling Zhou) x Warm on the outside, cold on the inside ruthless uke (You Fengjian)
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Universal Survival: From the Start, I Drew a Wooden Cabin
Universal survival + farming + infrastructure + stockpiling + fluffy pets + card draws + leveling up
Jian Qinghe had just entered the workforce when he was forced into a survival game called Universal Survival.
[Welcome to Universal Survival. Loading the first instance: Dark Forest.]
[Players are in their one-month beginner protection period. Hurry and build a safe house, gather resources, and do your best to stay alive.]
[Your beginner skill will now be issued.]
Jian Qinghe looked out over the endless forest and fell into thought.
Towering trees blocked out the sky, venomous insects infested the shadowy woods, and the roar of magical beasts came from the distance.
Jian Qinghe shivered as he checked his beginner skill.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've activated the S-rank skill "Anything Can Be Drawn as a Card"! You get one free beginner draw. Draw now?]
Jian Qinghe's eyes lit up, and he tapped the screen.
[Congratulations! You've drawn an SR-rank card: Shabby Safe House]
The lucky Jian Qinghe immediately puffed up with pride. "System, did you just say I needed to build a safe house?"
In this perilous world, Jian Qinghe worked hard to upgrade his safe house, stockpile supplies, complete missions, and save up card draws so he could survive.
[Congratulations! You've drawn an N-rank card: Rusty Dagger with a Tetanus Buff!]
[Congratulations! You've drawn an R-rank card: Magic Potato That Has Taken Root (will mature in ten days).]
[Congratulations! You've drawn an SR-rank companion pet: Snow Fox Cub, Useful for Nothing Besides Eating and Sleeping!]
Looking at the hungry little snow fox in his arms, Jian Qinghe's eyes shone. "And it's fluffy, too!"
Other players' survival: Fight to the death against monsters in a harsh environment, then use points in the System shop to trade for survival resources.
Jian Qinghe's survival: Expand the safe house, reclaim wasteland, grow magical plants, build defense towers, and raise a fluffy little fox on the side.
As he kept completing missions and saving card draws, the card pool finally began to upgrade.
[Congratulations! You've drawn an SR-rank card: Greenhouse Blueprint!]
[Congratulations! You've drawn an SSR-rank card: Automatic Irrigation System!]
[Congratulations! You've drawn an SSR-rank card: Pet Transformation Pill!]
Jian Qinghe fed the transformation pill to the big, plump snow fox that had grown up.
A flash of white light passed, and a man appeared before him, with snow-white hair, fluffy fox ears atop his head, and a bushy tail.
The plump fox, now transformed, eagerly flicked his tail and wrapped Jian Qinghe tightly in his arms. His voice was low and plaintive. "Master, I'm hungry. I want hot pot, barbecue, cake, and big-plate chicken."
A month later, the beginner protection period ended, and natural disasters struck.
Extreme cold and heat, earthquakes, gales, and rampaging beast hordes swept across the entire server.
Players across the server were all on edge, but Jian Qinghe had already used the infrastructure blueprints and rare materials he had drawn to transform the drafty little safe house into a sprawling estate, one upgrade at a time.
Outside the estate stood automatic defense towers to stop the beast hordes. The greenhouse was full of all kinds of crops, and the warehouse was piled high with more infrastructure materials than he could use.
Jian Qinghe lounged beside the brazier, roasting himself by the fire as the plump fox wrapped him in his tail. He comfortably narrowed his eyes.
[Server-wide announcement: Congratulations to player Jian Qinghe for achieving the "Unscathed Under the Assault of Twenty Types of Natural Disaster" achievement in the Dark Forest instance.]
Players across the server: "??! Poet, I want to report a cheater!"
Jian Qinghe smiled faintly.
Dark Forest, Endless Desert, Frozen Snowfield, Zombie Town, Desolate Outer Space...
No matter what kind of survival instance it was, he would begin a new legend.
Reading Notes:
1. The cover looks great, right? My bestie "Little Sheep, Little Sheep Has No Horns" made it, hehe. Also, the character designs on the cover are used with the artist's permission. My bestie used a template, so if it looks similar, it's because someone bought the same license.
2. Sweet, satisfying, and goofy, with a little bit of horror. It's all about clearing levels by force. ( )
3. The uke is both cold and ruthless. The seme isn't especially strong in combat and is a cute mascot.
Theme: May the world be at peace
I Hear the Willow-Breaking Tune Tonight
The World-Destroying Villain, but Unmotivated
The Beauty Doesn't Want to Be Coveted by a Mad Dog
Getting into Character
The Aloof Immortal Lord Doesn't Want to Repeat the Past [Both Reborn]
My Faked Death Worked, and Now My Scumbag Ex Is Losing It [Changing Partners]
My Main Job Is Lord, but I'm Also a Part-Time Deity [Worldbuilding]
The Flirtatious Beauty Has Two Faces
After a Straight Man Became the Black Moonlight of a Body-Double Story
I Drew from the Wrong Banner, So I Rewound Time
About to Kill
You are a pretending Omega who unexpectedly entered the heat/estrus period. When you were preparing to have sex in the dormitory, your Alpha roommate came back. The situation is critical. At this time, the roommate you want to choose to come back is: Option 1: In "I Cultivate Immortality Alone", there is a beautiful iceberg who cultivated immortality at the end of ancient times, but she has a secondary disease. Option 2: The cold-faced social villain in "This Villain Is Clearly Super Powerful But Is Overly Dumb." Option 3: In "How to Catch a Married Man Who Runs Away", the arrogant and beautiful Tianshi and his partner have both run away from marriage and are helpless. You can take advantage of this situation. Option 4: In "The School Girl Becomes the King of Rolls in Shura Field", the fresh and juicy school grass is the king of rolls. It is worth mentioning that: they are all sufferers, you can attack them. So you clicked into Wuyongjun's column and selected:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, right????? What about the aftermath of the end of the world? What about my big story? Why is there only this little bit?!!!!! It's not enough. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Unexpected way of setting up and down hahaha, some people seem to be old hooligans, but they don't understand anything.
Is that the reason? When I read CP at that time, I thought I had read it wrong. I didn't expect that attack and acceptance are defined in this way.
Damn it, I just wanted to laugh at who is the gong, but you come on and defeat me. I'll pamper you well. I'll pamper you well.
Goodbye... Dazai Osamu's book?
That's it. I couldn't believe it, it felt so fast and a little sloppy. This is the only book I bought in Jinjiang.
Not enough, really not enough. Woohoo!
Finished with flowers ~ Zhouzhou is so cute hahahahaha
LHahahaha I can't hold myself any longer