After I Became Nanny Rong

1.

When I opened my eyes, I discovered that I had transmigrated.

A magnificent palace, imposing architecture, palace maids prostrating at my feet and begging for mercy. I thought I must be an empress.

But the palace maid told me I was the most favored nanny at the empress's side.

I looked in the mirror at the fine lines gathered beneath my eyes and asked, "What's my surname?"

The palace maid wept as she answered, "Your surname is Rong, Nanny Rong."

2.

I didn't want to live anymore. I kicked open the palace doors and saw the empress trying to hang herself. I dashed over, kicked her off the stool, and stepped onto it myself.

Before I transmigrated, I had at least been a seventeen-year-old girl in her prime. But after transmigrating, I had become a woman in her thirties, past her youth. Only an idiot would stay in this godforsaken place.

Generally speaking, as long as you die, you can transmigrate back.

The empress had landed face-first on the ground after I kicked her. She was about to fly into a rage when she looked up and saw me putting

A white silk cord around my neck.

The empress was deeply shocked. She hadn't expected her son to be gay, and apparently I was in even more despair than she was.

"Guards! Quick, hurry and save Nanny Rong!"

3.

The empress clutched me and sobbed. "The crown prince is going to bathe with that little hussy tonight. It's all the emperor's fault. If he hadn't invited disaster by appointing Yuchi Zui as the top scorer of the imperial examinations, how would the crown prince have fallen for a man?!"

I pushed the empress away, a strange light glimmering in my eyes.

A handsome, scheming top scorer as the dominant partner x a delicate, frail crown prince as the receptive partner?

I'm in. I'm so in!

I wiped the tears from my eyes and declared resolutely, "As His Highness the Crown Prince's wet nurse, how could I stand by and watch him go astray? Don't worry, Your Majesty. I'll be there the entire time they bathe together tonight. I won't let Yuchi Zui get his way!"

Reader's guide:

1. Older woman-younger man romance, Nanny Rong x top scorer.

2. A ridiculous, over-the-top comedy.

3. The main text is in third person.

4. The blurb was written on 2021.07.08 and a screenshot has been saved.

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