The Noble Consort Only Wants to Be a Lazy Fish (Transmigrate into a Book)

[Seeking Favorites for the Upcoming Novel "After I Toyed With and Abandoned the Demon Venerable in an Explicit Novel"] A fantastical little sweet treat~ Shen Chuchu transmigrated into an unfinished palace-intrigue novel, becoming the Noble Consort who, unable to win the emperor's favor, committed every manner of misdeed and met a tragic end. The most troublesome part was that she had to follow the original plot. Otherwise, she would be struck by lightning. In front of the emperor, Shen Chuchu slapped his beloved first love and declared arrogantly, "She dared to disrespect me. By palace rules, she deserves thirty slaps. Since it's her first offense, I'll let her off with just this one." The emperor's beloved first love sobbed pitifully, and the emperor frowned. Shen Chuchu rejoiced inwardly: Finally, he's going to confine me! I won't have to see that dog emperor every day! The emperor smiled and took her hand, blowing on it. "You must have hurt your hand, my beloved. Leave this sort of thing to the servants in the future." In front of the emperor, Shen Chuchu made his beloved first love kneel and said self-righteously, "I'm allergic to osmanthus, yet she brought me osmanthus cakes. Clearly, she meant me harm." The beloved first love sobbed in protest, and the emperor pressed his lips together. Shen Chuchu rejoiced: Finally, he's going to send me to the Cold Palace! I won't have to pretend to fight for that dog emperor's favor anymore! The emperor's gaze darkened, and he chuckled hoarsely. "You've suffered, my beloved. Tonight, I'll stay here and make it up to you..." Shen Chuchu: Wait, did the dog emperor get the wrong script??? - After Sima Zhi ascended the throne, he fell seriously ill. In a half-dreaming, half-waking state, he discovered that he could hear other people's thoughts. The Noble Consort Chu, who came to nurse him and had once loved him to the point of madness, wept as if heartbroken. "Your Majesty must take care of your health. What would become of me if anything happened to you?" But inwardly, she was secretly gloating: If that dog emperor kicks the bucket, I'll be free! Sima Zhi took her hand and smiled faintly. "Don't worry, my beloved. If I pass away, I'll decree that you be buried by my side." Shen Chuchu: ... A lazy Noble Consort forced to play her part every day X a scheming, polished scoundrel of an emperor Content warnings: 1. Not a traditional palace-intrigue story. 2. The male and female leads are each other's only partners. The style leans toward comedy. 3. Updates at nine every evening. If anything comes up, I'll post a leave notice in the comments. 4. If you drop the story, please don't tell me. Read for fun, and no personal attacks or off-topic comments. 5. Important: [I recommend not purchasing all the VIP chapters at once. Subscribe one chapter at a time to avoid regretting buying the whole story if it isn't to your taste.] Search for "Jinjiang Tian Xin Cai" on Weibo to see my responses and screenshots of evidence. Once again, I did not plagiarize, copy plot ideas, or chase clout. Make a comparison chart if you have evidence, but don't accuse me of plagiarism without proof! Seeking favorites for the upcoming novel "After I Toyed With and Abandoned the Demon Venerable in an Explicit Novel". A fantastical little sweet treat~ Blurb: Xiao Langlang transmigrated into an explicit body-double novel. The original owner was born into a prestigious family, and her looks were seventy to eighty percent similar to Jiangyu Fairy, who had died a hundred years ago. She had been doted on since childhood, joined the Penglai Immortal Sect, and enjoyed a smooth, easy life. But as soon as Xiao Langlang transmigrated, the original owner's identity as a fake heiress was exposed in public, and she was cast out of her home. Without her family's protection, everyone began looking at her differently. Her otherworldly master leaned in to smell her hair as he taught her swordplay, his gaze tender. Her disciplined, courteous senior brother's Adam's apple bobbed as he comforted her, his fingertips creeping to the small of her back. Her arrogant, proud junior brother tricked her into planting a love-devouring bug. He leaned greedily toward her lips. "This bug will make any man who comes near you lose his senses with desire. If you run away, you'll meet a terrible end. Why not cultivate with me for ten days and rid yourself of the poison?" They were all using her to pine for another woman: Jiangyu Fairy, the long-dead beloved of the cultivation world. But as far as she knew, the original owner, treated as a stand-in and subjected to all sorts of unspeakable acts, had still met a tragic end despite giving in at every turn. Xiao Langlang: ...Fine. Better to die early and be reborn early. She decisively knocked out her junior brother with a sword and dashed into the abyssal forbidden grounds where the Demon Venerable was sealed. - Tantai Kou was the most powerful villain in the book. Born without love or desire, he was ruthless and bloodthirsty. After his master's wife, Jiangyu Fairy, died, he murdered his master and destroyed his sect, plunging the Six Realms into bloodshed. He once slaughtered several immortal sects in a single night. Later, the chains of the Heavenly Dao pierced Tantai Kou's bones, and the seal imprisoned his spiritual power as he slept here. Unable to withstand the love-devouring bug's effects, Xiao Langlang had no choice but to turn her claws on the sleeping Demon Venerable. Making full use of her advantages as a stand-in, she lured him in his dreams, coaxing him, "Be good. Your master's wife has come back..." After ten days of debauchery, she finally purged the bug's poison from her body. She hurriedly gathered up her skirts and slipped away before the Demon Venerable could wake. To avoid complications, Xiao Langlang sought out the Sword Lord, ranked first in the Penglai Immortal Sect's combat rankings, and became his cultivation partner. The day before their wedding, news arrived that the Demon Venerable had broken his seal and returned to the world. - Xiao Langlang felt a little guilty, but could only comfort herself by thinking of it as a wild dream. Who would have thought that Tantai Kou would show up uninvited at her wedding ceremony? The Demon Venerable had snowy hair and white lashes, with clear eyes. Blood splattered across his porcelain-white profile as he held the Sword Lord's head in both hands. "I've been looking for you for a long time." Damn, he's here to settle the score. Xiao Langlang resisted the urge to drop to her knees and beg for mercy, forcing herself to stay calm. "I'm pregnant. It's your child. The baby can't grow up without its mother." The Demon Venerable was silent for a moment, then suddenly gagged. "...You're pregnant too?" Xiao Langlang looked at his slightly rounded belly. Too? Wait, bro, is this even possible? Theme: Face life with a positive attitude.