The Empress Has No Will to Survive (Transmigrated into a Book)

[Upcoming: The Maidservant Who Became the Heroine of a Forced-Love Story. A sweet historical romance, please add it to your collection!] Lin Sese was banished from heaven and reincarnated as the younger sister of the powerful Eunuch Ninth Thousand Years in an old-fashioned palace intrigue novel. She was the ruthless empress with a tragic fate. Only by muddling through the plot and dying in the cold palace, just as the original story dictated, could she return to heaven. At a palace banquet, the emperor glanced at a dancer one too many times. Lin Sese slashed the dancer with her blade. "This woman has wicked intentions. She deserves to die!" Eunuch Ninth Thousand Years found a poisoned dagger on the dancer. The emperor said meaningfully, "The empress has done well protecting me. I grant you a golden token that can spare you from death once." Lin Sese: ?? During a hunt, the emperor took his beloved pregnant concubine's hands and taught her to shoot. Lin Sese shot the concubine in the leg. "How dare you act out in front of me? I'll shoot you dead!" Eunuch Ninth Thousand Years pulled a venomous snake off the concubine's leg. The concubine was overcome with gratitude. "Thank you, Your Majesty, for saving my life. I would gladly serve you like an ox or a horse for the rest of my life." During a Buddhist pilgrimage, the emperor helped the empress dowager up the mountain to burn incense and pray. Lin Sese kicked the empress dowager off the summit. "You old witch, prepare to die!" Eunuch Ninth Thousand Years rescued the real empress dowager from a secret passage where she'd been held captive. Her eyes filled with tears. "My dear child, from now on, you are my own daughter. Whoever dares bully you will have to answer to me." Lin Sese: Who's your daughter? Weren't I supposed to end up in the cold palace? Come on! QAQ - Lin Sese could never figure out what had gone wrong. Then she deliberately took medicine, expecting to be framed for having an affair with the imperial physician, but woke up in the palace of her eunuch brother, Eunuch Ninth Thousand Years. His long eyes narrowed as his sharply defined fingers gripped her chin. "My dear little sister, have you had your fun?" A slacker, hammy empress X a beautiful-but-tragic, mad Eunuch Ninth Thousand Years Warnings: The male lead is a real eunuch [Important!] 1. The male and female leads are each other's first and only partners, and are not blood-related. 2. The style leans comedic; it's a completely fictional setting. 3. Updates every night at nine. I'll leave a note in the blurb if anything comes up. 4. This is a writing exercise, so don't take it too seriously. Read for fun, and any personal attacks will bounce right back. Weibo: @Jinjiang Sweetheart Cai Upcoming: The Maidservant Who Became the Heroine of a Forced-Love Story. A sweet historical romance, please add it to your collection! Blurb: Wen Genggeng wakes up inside a forced-love story. She is the maidservant who helps her mistress elope, only to be ground to pieces by the sinister Crown Prince as punishment. According to the plot, the young lady is determined to run away, but every time she fails, the maidservant is the one who gets punished. In the end, she loses limbs and her sight and hearing, then is beaten to death with clubs. Luckily, Wen Genggeng is bound to a rewind System. At first: The young lady tries to escape on her wedding night by arranging a stand-in marriage. Rewind! The young lady sets the manor on fire and tries to escape in the chaos. Rewind, rewind! The young lady fakes her death and tries to slip away. Rewind, rewind, rewind! Later: What should I do after getting caught sneaking pastries at a palace banquet? Rewind! What should I do after spilling soup on the young lady? Rewind! What should I do when I'm sleep-deprived and want to nap? Rewind! - Murong Huai, heir to the Great Yong throne, has always been cold and heartless, with little regard for others. When his fiancée runs away and makes her maidservant take her place, Murong Huai smashes the bridal chamber and calmly orders the maidservant's Achilles tendons severed. The next moment, the wreckage before him vanishes. The maidservant is kneeling in the same spot. "Sorry, I rewound to the wrong point. I'll go back one more day and bring the young lady back." Murong Huai: ? At a palace banquet, he is impeached by a censor and summoned by the emperor to be scolded and made to kneel for half an hour. He has barely stood up when, in the blink of an eye, he's back on his knees. After breakfast, he finishes a bowl of bitter herbal medicine. He has barely put down his spoon when the bowl is full again. At the third watch of the night, he tosses and turns until daybreak. He has just sat up when night falls again. Murong Huai: ... - Everyone knows the Eastern Palace has a meticulous and capable maidservant who is highly favored by the Crown Prince. Ever since she arrived, the Crown Prince's temperament has changed, and he no longer metes out punishments so freely. Everyone in the household curries favor with Wen Genggeng, certain she is about to become the Crown Prince's concubine. Sure enough, before long Murong Huai summons her to his bed. That night, red candles burn bright, and everyone awaits good news. But before dawn the next day, Wen Genggeng rewinds time and runs away. When Murong Huai opens his eyes, the bed is cold and empty. Furious, he mobilizes his entire household and searches every corner of Great Yong until he finally catches her. But just as he is about to lock her up, her figure flickers and she's gone again. Wen Genggeng: Work's over. That's enough suffering for today. ^_^ Theme: Face hardships head-on and never fear the struggle