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Li Zhuzhun transmigrated into a book.
In the story, the original heroine was a deceased white moonlight. She sacrificed herself to save the Six Realms and seal a demon, destroying her primordial spirit and dying beneath Tianshan Mountain.
Her fiance loved her, her master loved her, and her junior fellow disciple loved her. So they found a woman who looked a little like her to take her place.
A thousand years later, the seal was broken. Her cultivation had been completely destroyed, and after overcoming countless hardships to return to Tianshan Mountain, she discovered there was no place for her anymore.
System: Next, your fiance, who intends to break off the engagement, will force you into a spider's den because of the substitute. Your master will stab through your body after going mad from cultivating. Your sinister, obsessive junior fellow disciple will poison you with an aphrodisiac... In the end, you'll be married off in the substitute's place to the demon's son, suffer endlessly, and die.
But don't be afraid, you have a golden finger!
Li Zhuzhun: ...So what is this golden finger?
System: You can summon your ex-boyfriend from the modern world! He'll obey your every command and be unable to resist, and he has the ability to revive infinitely~
Li Zhuzhun: ...
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In the spider's den, Li Zhuzhun watched as the enormous spider king lunged at her with its gaping maw. For the first time, she used her golden finger to summon her ex-boyfriend.
The domineering CEO Nangong Dao had been in his office a second ago, throwing a proposal and throwing a tantrum. The next second, he appeared in front of Li Zhuzhun.
Li Zhuzhun: "Help me feed the spiders, please."
"What did you say..."
Before he could finish, the spider king chewed Nangong Dao up, spraying blood everywhere as it crunched away.
With no cooldown and far too many spiders, Li Zhuzhun summoned him 638 times in one day, feeding every spider in the den.
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When her master went mad from cultivating and pointed his sword straight at her heart, Li Zhuzhun used her golden finger again.
A second ago, Nangong Dao had been enjoying steak and red wine while listening to a friend lament his disastrous love life. The next second, he appeared in front of Li Zhuzhun.
Li Zhuzhun: "Help me block the sword, please."
"What is wrong with you..."
Before he could finish, the blade pierced Nangong Dao's kidney, and he spat blood ten meters away.
Because her master's sword strikes were so fast, Li Zhuzhun summoned him 1,026 times in an hour. Her master used him to practice a long-lost technique for carving flowers out of radishes.
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Not long afterward, Li Zhuzhun was poisoned with an aphrodisiac and summoned her ex-boyfriend once more.
A second ago, Nangong Dao had been impeccably dressed in a suit, signing a contract worth tens of millions. The next second, he appeared in front of Li Zhuzhun.
Having been through this before, Nangong Dao leisurely undid two buttons on his shirt. With a mocking glint in his eyes, he said, "Zhuzhun, how do you want me to die this time?"
Her consciousness drifting, her eyes clouded with desire, she murmured, "...Help me cure this aphrodisiac, please."
Nangong Dao: ???
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Nangong Dao realized that each time he came back to life, his cultivation became stronger and his health bar grew thicker. After being killed so many times, he had broken through to the Nascent Soul stage in just one month and was already approaching the Great Ascension stage. It was nothing short of a miracle.
But Li Zhuzhun summoned him less and less. It had now been a full three months since the last time.
At last, he couldn't stand it any longer and went to her world himself. But he found her in a wedding dress, her belly slightly rounded with pregnancy, about to marry the demon's son.
Nangong Dao cleaved through half the Demon Realm with one strike, then gripped her chin and said in a cold voice, "Zhuzhun, are you carrying my child?"
"Yes. It's far along now, and it wouldn't look good if people found out."
"So?"
"So I found the baby a father?"
Li Zhuzhun turned to the demon's son, whose face was twisted in confusion. "...Oh, are we allowed to say that?"
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Reader's guide:
1. The heroine is a black-hearted femme fatale.
2. Every scumbag gets a groveling arc, but no matter how hard they chase her, they can't catch up.
3. A Mary Sue fluff story with a silly, comedic style.
4. Updated daily at 9 p.m. If I can't update, I'll post a leave notice.
This blurb was written on August 3, 2022, and has been screenshotted.
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Blurb:
Xiao Langlang is the heroine of an explicit novel.
Born into a prestigious family, rich and beautiful, she entered the Penglai Immortal Sect and enjoyed a smooth life during the first half of her life. She had hoped to spend her days being a carefree slacker.
That was until a woman arrived on the day of her coming-of-age ceremony, carrying a token and claiming Xiao Langlang was the fake heiress who had been switched at birth.
After the truth came out, Xiao Langlang was cast out of her home. Without her family's protection, everyone began looking at her differently.
Her master, pure as the breeze and bright as the moon, pinched her palm and smelled her hair while teaching her swordsmanship.
Her elegant and refined senior fellow disciple comforted her, his Adam's apple bobbing as his fingertips secretly crept to the small of her back.
Her arrogant, pampered junior fellow disciple went even further, tricking her into swallowing a love worm. He greedily leaned toward her lips and said, "Senior Sister, this love worm is immensely potent. The only way to save your life is to dual cultivate for ten days."
Worst of all, Xiao Langlang awakened a golden finger that let her bear eight babies at once. As long as she did the deed, she'd keep getting pregnant.
Xiao Langlang: ...Don't make this any more ridiculous.
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Xiao Langlang knocked her junior fellow disciple unconscious with one blow of her sword. As her consciousness drifted, she accidentally stumbled into the sealed abyss where the Demon Lord was imprisoned.
The Demon Lord was the strongest villain in the book. He was merciless and desireless, cruel and bloodthirsty, and had plunged the Six Realms into chaos. He had once wiped out several immortal sects in a single night.
Later, the Demon Lord was pierced through the bones by the Heavenly Dao's chains and sealed there, his spiritual power suppressed as he slept.
Unable to withstand the love worm's effects, Xiao Langlang reached for the sleeping Demon Lord to save her life.
After ten days of reckless passion, she finally purged the love worm from her body. Before the Demon Lord could wake, she gathered up her skirt and ran.
Xiao Langlang counted off the days nervously, waiting for her belly to grow.
Who could have guessed that instead of getting pregnant, she would hear that the Demon Lord had broken free of his seal and returned to the world?
They said the Demon Lord had gone mad with love and was slaughtering the Six Realms just to find one woman.
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Xiao Langlang fled in the middle of the night, only to run into the Demon Lord outside the sect, carrying a fifty-meter-long broadsword.
Their eyes met, and Xiao Langlang could see the overwhelming murderous intent in his gaze.
She forced herself to stay calm. "I'm pregnant. It's your child. The baby can't grow up without its mother."
The Demon Lord clutched his lower back and retched, his eyes bloodshot. "You're stealing my line?"
Xiao Langlang looked at his slightly rounded belly: ???
Wait, bro, is this really how this works?
Theme: Keep looking ahead in life.
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Don't Mess with Me, I'm Emotionally Intelligent
After I Used and Abandoned the Demon Lord in a Restricted Novel
Wasn't I Supposed to Get a Redemption Arc?
After I Became Nanny Rong
Ying Liuniang
After Becoming the Villain, the Supporting Heroine Gave Up
If It's Not Your Child, I Don't Want It
The System Wants Me to Win Over the Abusive Novel's Heroine
The Empress Has No Will to Survive (Transmigrated into a Book)
The Villainess in the Tragic Novel Doesn't Want to Die [Book Transmigration]
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I'm back home This time I will take back everything that belongs to me. Click on the column to collect it and listen to my revenge plan. ▽Advance collection of "After Dressing as Grandma Rong" Sibling love at the end of the year, Grandma Rong × Number One Scholar ▽Advance collection of "Kick the Cripple's Good Leg" now available, please collect it~ Copywriting: Ning Zizi is wearing books, Wear it on the vicious female partner who is happily married to a disabled man The original protagonist abused and humiliated the down-and-out male protagonist Cheng Juan who was paralyzed in bed. A few years later, Cheng Juan recovered and became a leading scientific researcher in the world. The first thing he did was to find someone to imprison the original owner in a mental hospital, where he spent the rest of his life miserable. When she walked through, the original owner had just slapped Cheng Juan and knocked over his medicine. The most terrible thing is that the system told her that she needs to complete the plot in place of the evil original owner, otherwise she will be wiped out Ning Zizi got the script: Otherwise you should kill me qwq Just when she was desperate, she discovered that Cheng Juan was not only disabled in his legs, but also seemed to be blind. In order to save his life, Ning Zizi began to concentrate on Ning Zizi pressed Cheng Juan against the wall and kissed him, but he remained indifferent. She raised her foot and kicked the lame man's good leg fiercely, and said arrogantly: "Trash, if that thing is useless if you keep it, why not chop it into pieces and feed it to the fish!" After finishing the plot, she slammed the door and left. The next moment she pinched her throat and pretended to be another person. She stepped forward to help Cheng Juan, who was lying in the corner and couldn't get up, and said in surprise: "Oh my God, who treated a disabled person so cruelly? Let me help you up!" Cheng Juan stared at her with his black and white but dim eyes: "Are you...?" She said without changing her expression: "I am Ning Zizi's long-lost sister. My name is Fiona." Soon after, Ning Zizi hid Cheng Juan's wheelchair and kicked him into the fountain when no one was around. She sneered and said: "Look at your ridiculous appearance, like a bastard who can't turn over! Are you worthy of being my husband?" After finishing the plot, she left gracefully, and the next moment she pinched her throat and pretended to be a non-existent sibling sister again. She fished Cheng Juan out of the cold fountain, helped him take a bath, and put on clean and brand-new clothes for him: "Don't worry, I will take good care of you." Cheng Juan asked softly: "Is that you Fiona?" She nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "It's me, it's me!" Ning Zizi walked on thin ice and worked carefully for several months. Cheng Juan gradually began to smile at the compatriot sister she played. He relied on her, got close to her, and regarded her as the salvation of his life. She couldn't sleep late at night, so she flipped through the few scenes left by the original owner, and raised her voice, preparing to brush up her favorability score before Cheng Juan recovered. The study door was open, and when she walked in, the blind Cheng Juan was sitting in a wheelchair, looking attentively... Doing experiments? The two looked at each other, and she couldn't help but break the calm: "When did you regain your sight?" Cheng Juan pondered for a moment: "It was probably the day you kicked my good leg and said you were going to chop me into pieces and feed me to the fish." Later, every late night when Ning Zizi couldn't sleep, he could hear Cheng Juan's magnetic low laughter: "Fiona, is that thing useful?" Ningzizi: QAQ
Let's add a few more to the Tiandao extras! That Seventeen has so many extra chapters... It's really a shame that the second male lead isn't in the top position. He's more attractive than the male lead. I don't feel anything when I see the male lead being abused. If it can be done so that the heroine is attracted to, likes, and finds it difficult to let go of both the origin and the seven emotions and six desires, then the dramatic tension will be off the charts. Then the two can be combined and collected together hehe In fact, I can feel that the author has subtly buried some lines and emotions, and there is a pull between the heroine and Tiandao. But I didn't go too far and write full and open, maybe because of Jinjiang's restrictions on NPC. Otherwise, given the high profile of the second male lead, if Huaizhi's charm was not deliberately suppressed in the early stages of writing, the male lead would never be able to take the lead.
What are you pretending to be?/It would be great if he could die together/It's so good to see her again. Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu Huai's brother!!!!!!!!
Oh my god, can't we all cry?
I like Brother Huaizhi so much. I'm going to cry. Can't you all come in?
I think this is good... No matter how tempted Heaven is, it can only be the ruthless and desireless Heaven. Just like Li Shu, no matter how much he longs for freedom, he can only be a cold, noble Li Shu who can't make mistakes. They are not wrong, but they are born with too many things that others can't get.
Tiandao's inner words made me laugh to death. Why are you pretending? Hahahaha, I'm jealous.
I really want a heavenly if line, he ending... The author's writing skills are great, and I can feel that the heroine actually has some feelings for Tiandao. After all, the male protagonist is the most passionate and sexual version of Tiandao stripped away from his true origin. At least I don't feel any pain at all when I torture the male protagonist, but the way of heaven is really... It's really poignant to endure love.
Woo hoo hoo, I really love the way of heaven, the flower of Gaolingling was pulled down from the altar
I really like Zhang Huaizhi. I'm going to cry.