Sorry for Being This Unhinged [Quick Transmigration]

[World Two complete] System: You are gloomy, damp, unloved, and always despised: a twisted supporting character born from the malice poured into you by the world’s consciousness. Qi Nuo: You hate me so much. Could it be that you’re secretly in love with me? [Cuckoldry Fetish] (Complete) System: You’re an impotent Beta who’s addicted to his Omega fiancé cheating on him. Qi Nuo: I don’t think this is right. System: Sorry, Host, you don’t have the right to refuse. Qi Nuo: No, I mean… we should help them be together. System: ? Who told you to send so many cannon fodder characters to ruin the relationship between the protagonist gong and the protagonist shou! [Masochist] (Complete) System: You’re a wealthy young master with masochistic tendencies at an aristocratic academy. Qi Nuo: I think this mission might be difficult. System: It’s fine. I can apply to the higher-ups to lower your pain sensitivity. Qi Nuo: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. System: ! Is that why you took the protagonist love interest’s place as a top student? [Voyeurism] System: You’re a fan who isn’t satisfied with watching your idol onstage and wants to invade his private life. Qi Nuo: I think… System: I don’t want to hear what you think. I want to hear what I think! Qi Nuo: Oh. System: (Much later) Explain how all the trainees ended up fighting over you! Qi Nuo: (Click) Because God loves all people. [Other worlds to be decided] Violent maniac: an unruly little prince spoiled rotten; fetishist: an emotionless Daoist master who’s ten levels blind and eight levels deaf; cross-dressing fetish, muscle fetish… A top who puts fun first, interest first, happiness first, and treats life as a game x A bottom who follows the top for life, no matter what world they’re in [Important: Content warnings and spoiler-filled reader tips] 1. The usual problems: slow pacing, terrible logic, poor writing, chaotic plot and setting, fundamentally melodramatic. 2. This is written to indulge specific kinks. Readers with extreme preferences or strong attachments to either lead, including those with high moral standards, should proceed with caution. 3. The first world is the protagonist’s first time entering a scenario, so the live-commentary is extremely hostile. Readers will gradually come around later. The second world gets its own livestream room. 4. The entire story is just Nuo’s play. From Nuo’s perspective, it’s definitely a happy ending. If you can’t get into Director Nuo’s script, you’re in for a rough time. 5. Obeying the law is a traditional Chinese virtue. Don’t imitate the fictional characters’ bedroom preferences. 6. This is a romance with a definite one-on-one ending, but there are lots of cannon fodder characters along the way. No guarantees about whether Nuo returns their affections, or how much. 7. Like goes with like. Pure love conquers all. They’re both equally unwell for each other, so please respect and congratulate the happy couple. Please add my next sentinel-guide story to your wishlist! [The Sentinel Who Hated Me Has Amnesia] If you’re interested, check out my author page. Wen Chengyi had been registered with an S-rank sentinel for five years. He never expected that on the very day they were preparing to divorce, the sentinel would suffer a head injury and lose his memory. Dong Maoxing, whose memories now go back to when he was eighteen, has forgotten that he’s a sentinel and that they’re married. He’s also forgotten… why he hates Wen Chengyi. · When eighteen-year-old Dong Maoxing wakes up, all his little life goals have come true. First: Differentiate as a sentinel with high compatibility with Brother Chengyi. Second: Marry Brother Chengyi. But before he can celebrate, his beloved partner, whom he hasn’t even had a chance to enjoy for long, hands him divorce papers. · Eighteen-year-old Dong Maoxing: Is our relationship really that bad? It must be my fault! Dong Maoxing at twenty-three, what have you been doing?! If you don’t know how to cherish him, I will! [A little scene] After learning that Dong Maoxing might regain his memories, Wen Chengyi cautiously asks: “Captain Dong, can we get divorced today?” “Why am I Captain Dong, while he gets to be Xiao Xing?” Twenty-three-year-old Dong Maoxing is green with envy of his former self. “Do you like the eighteen-year-old me that much?” A once-gifted top who falls into depression and self-destruction, yet is everyone’s unattainable ideal: beautiful, strong, and tragic x A stubborn, tight-lipped mule before losing his memory, then a clingy, jealous, brooding wolf pretending to be a dog afterward Theme: If freedom is at stake, everything else can be cast aside