He Always Thinks He's a Scumbag 1

*Dom-leaning quick transmigration. Anti-piracy threshold: 60%, 24 hours. (The first version of the blurb was controversial, so this one has been extensively revised.) A scumbag 1 and a scumbag 1 have a childish kindergarten brawl: fight magic with magic. Now, it's time for a song: Last night, a thief Came and slept in my bed I woke up this morning, regretting it so much~ Should I ask him what really happened Or just pretend I don't know? Last night, I was so satisfied~ It looked like a wild, carefree, indecent night But who could understand a man's troubles? When there's no man around~ I'm so lonely I can't sleep at night, so I might as well go find a man And let him warm my little toes~ "A Thief Came Last Night," by Gao Bibo #A small change was made to the original line, "a woman's troubles." ① An ancient fictional dynasty: Taciturn, aloof bodyguard top × formerly a prince, now emperor, conflicted bottom ② Modern school setting: Polite, gentle, patient, straight top × seemingly sweet but actually scheming reborn bottom ③ Interstellar ABO Formerly delicate young master omega, now modified-human top × cold, ruthless alpha general bottom ④ Ancient cultivation world Gentle, frail disciple top × unreachable, heartless Daoist master bottom ⑤ Modern city (with mild supernatural elements) Unhealthy top × dim-witted bottom ⑥ Post-apocalyptic zombies Delicate, soft-skinned top with tear ducts that work overtime × considerate, steady, mature sweetheart bottom (the bottom changes in this mini-world) ⑦ Struggling to survive in an ancient harem novel White-haired merman top, cold on the outside and warm within × short-tempered bottom whose eyes and brain both leave something to be desired (the bottom changes in this mini-world) Content warning: This is not a happy ending (emphasis)!!!!! #To any lovely readers who might be interested in clicking into this story: it contains an outrageous amount of melodrama. It wears the trappings of a scumbag-revenge story, but the catharsis may not be satisfying enough. This is not a wish-fulfillment story, and the writing style is extremely frustrating. If the early chapters leave you feeling like there's a fishbone stuck in your throat, if the revenge feels too weak, or if you find it upsetting, feel free to run, grab your bucket, and get out, because this author's habits mean this tone may run through the whole story. The second half of the story even explodes into a minefield, involving the original bottom disappearing and a bottom change partway through, among other things. Neither the top nor the bottom is sexually inexperienced. Please, please don't skip the warnings, click in, and then start ranting after finishing the first world. Thank you. If you think it's bad but keep reading anyway, this foolish author is extremely grateful for your support. However, this goldfish-brained author sometimes feels awful when reading harsh or insulting comments, so awful that I can't sleep at night and wake up the next day to delete them with a whimper. Please be kind. (Fist bump.) There are scenes of the top being physically abused. If you have strong preferences about who gets hurt, please proceed with caution and decide whether this is for you. (Bows.) #Not a mutually exclusive pairing Who's more devoted? (×) Who's more of a scumbag? (√) #Lingering in a swimming pool of melodrama + bringing back old tropes #The bottom is adored by everyone, but only has eyes for the top. Later on, the bottom's everyone-loves-him aura will transfer to the top. #Completed work next door 1: "After Transmigrating into a Cannon Fodder Master". Transmigration, aloof × scheming #Completed work next door 2: "Gray Empty Alley" Down-on-his-luck intersex top × composed, secretly passionate older-man bottom #Ongoing work next door 3: "What Should I Do When My Partner Keeps Falling for the Traps in Tragic Romance Novels?" Quick transmigration If you're passing by and this sounds interesting, come take a look, cuties. Mwah~ Theme: Say no to confusing behavior, starting with yourself.