The Colonel Restarted with His Alt Account

Name: The Colonel Restarted with His Alt Account
Author: Shedding-Hair Saltwater Crocodile

上校他小号重开了

by Shedding-Hair Saltwater Crocodile (掉毛咸水鳄)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 546k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Fantasy & Future
Updated: 9d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Alois ✖️ Einar

The gentle, passionate, irresistible, beautiful and powerful top|The gloomy, ruthless Marshal who is a “widower in spirit” bottom

Alois Light, a colonel and commander of the Alliance’s Nineteenth Legion, was an outstanding Alliance knight in the eyes of the media and the public. On the eve of victory in the interstellar war, he was ambushed and died alongside the enemy commander. When he opened his eyes again, he had become a seven-year-old child who barely reached the height of a hospital bed. Branded a war orphan, he was sent to an orphanage. Meanwhile, “Alliance Colonel Alois Light” had officially been declared dead, and his grand funeral was attended by a grieving Alliance from top to bottom.

Seven-year-old Alois, newly informed of his own obituary: ?

Before he could figure out what was going on, Einar, the current Alliance Marshal, swooped down and bundled him up from the orphanage and took him home. Einar was the top suspect in Alois’s mind as the mastermind behind the whole scheme, as well as his childhood friend.

Under the Marshal’s gloomy gaze, Alois’s alarm bells rang. He put in every ounce of effort to play the part of a child, afraid of letting his true identity slip in front of him.

Until one day, he accidentally pushed open the Marshal’s bedroom door and saw his own uniform neatly spread out on the man’s bed.

Alois turned to look at the Marshal, who was still staring at him with the same gloomy expression, and felt conflicted.

Buddy, there’s something not quite right about you, is there?

…

Einar Garwin’s secret love began in childhood and occupied almost his entire life. Then, on the eve of the war’s final victory, he received word that the other man had been defeated and killed, his body lost without a trace.

He refused to accept it, convinced that the other man was still alive somewhere in the vast universe.

But the universe was too vast. That person had vanished without a trace, like a drop of water dissolving into the sea.

Just as Einar was about to despair, on a remote planet in the star region where the other man had fallen, he discovered a trail of activity with an exceptionally high genetic match to Alois.

There, he saw a child who barely reached his knees and looked nine-tenths like Alois.

…Alois had secretly had a child with someone else behind his back.

tips:

Beautiful, powerful top and strong bottom

Slow-burn, plot-driven

Both the top and the bottom have the fully developed minds of adults.

The top will grow up again from the age of seven. The two will have no romantic contact of any kind while the top is at an age that would violate social norms.

The bottom’s role in raising the top is that of teaching and caring for an heir. There is no legal adoption relationship between them. The story will never have them address each other as adoptive father and son. While underage, the top will address the bottom by his title.

Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day

Stats

152Chapters

5.8kFavorites

4.5kClicks per chapter

6.9kNutrient gifts

3.3kComments

2 ch/weekPace

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