A Life of Being Pursued by the Dragon-Slaying Hero (Quick Transmigration)

Yes, I’m fabulously wealthy. Long Aotian goes to great lengths to make me his adoptive father, hoping to become the modern-day Lu Bu. Yes, I’m a merperson in the bitter cold. Long Aotian sneaks into the deep sea, hoping to find humanity’s last chance at survival in me. Yes, I’m the adopted son of a space pirate leader. Long Aotian painstakingly urges me to mend my ways, then turns around and finds his own wanted poster right next to mine. Yes, I’m the chosen one among demons. Long Aotian storms into Hell and passes judgment, eager to kill me. In the end, he failed again. ** Wen Jiuli had heard from the System long ago that Long Aotian was hard to deal with, but he never imagined Long Aotian would have a dual nature: a scheming mind and a hopeless romantic. More importantly, Wen Jiuli is homophobic. Content warnings: The main story is told in third person. An unconventional transmigration into a book, with a cast of villains. The worlds in the blurb are not the only worlds. Long Aotian is the same person, split into different fragments. Piracy protection is tentatively set at 70%, and may be adjusted later. It’s actually a comedy. The order of the worlds in the blurb is not the order in which they are written. Blurb screenshot taken on May 1, 2025. Coming soon: So I’m Not the Protagonist After All Blurb: What did you say? I’m not the protagonist? Wen Jin glanced at Miers, whose label read “domineering, cold-blooded general.” Miers had already submitted three applications to be matched with him for a date this year, and every one had failed. He then looked at his cousin, Suoxiu, labeled “arrogant, scheming crown prince.” From childhood to adulthood, Suoxiu had always been overshadowed by him, stuck in second place year after year. Finally, he met the gaze of Hede, labeled “ruthless leader of the rebellion.” The other man lowered his head, his guilty conscience plain as day. Wen Jin asked the unfamiliar voice once more, “Are you sure I’m not the protagonist?” The voice: “...” Theme: Live life like a game.