[Lycoris Recoil] Majima Says He's Done Being a Villain!!!

My name is Majima. I know I'm a villain.

But this is an unfair world, especially for a professional villain like me, who wants to cause trouble for no good reason.

No five-insurance-and-one-housing-fund benefits, no statutory holidays, just the miserable 007 grind of getting knocked down and getting back up again, with no way out.

In short, I don't want to be a villain anymore!!!

Reader's Guide:

1. This is a cathartic work by an angry viewer who followed the series through to the end, finished episode 13 at one in the morning, and let out a scream. The goal is to drastically rewrite it and salvage its thoroughly ruined characterization and plot.

2. Majima's perspective, first person, no romantic pairing. But Chisato and Takina do get cuddly.

3. Short story.

Theme: Balance!!!