Name: [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] How I Drank Appa Tea for the New Guy
Author: Black Twin Tails

Synopsis

#What's It Like to Make a Newbie Drink Apa Tea?#

I was just an ordinary grunt. One day, Bucciarati urgently summoned me, so I hurried over to the restaurant.

When I got there, I was thirsty as hell. I saw those losers gathered around the newbie, looking at something. The newbie was holding a cup of tea, hesitating over whether to drink it. And then... How was I supposed to know the tea in his hand was that stuff?! Damn it!

But later, that fair-skinned, gorgeous blonde newbie became my wife. Sure, a certain unmentionable part still aches now and then, but I don't feel like talking to anyone who doesn't have a wife anymore.

(Off-screen voice: All right, break it up! This jerk isn't here to answer the question, he's here to rub his relationship in our faces!)

* Giorno Giovanna OOC warning.

* Third-person narration.

* Short story, complete.

Theme: Lolo's Bizarre Adventure

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For my own use. I tend to finish what I read, owo, so enter with caution! Could be anything: spoilers, abandoned works, something I read ages ago, unfinished stories, upcoming releases, and so on. I rate everything five stars, so thank you to all the authors.

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A big fan of Ryo. No bad endings! My comments and ratings are very subjective, and I’ll try not to spoil anything (probably). Some serious flaws or deal-breakers may lower my rating, but that doesn’t mean the story is bad.

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A Task: JoJo

Any pairing is fine; my tastes are all over the place, and I don’t do content warnings. Most have original characters as the protagonists. If I haven’t rated one, I’ve probably forgotten the plot.

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