[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Dio Says He's a Straight-Ahead Tough Guy

Dio Brando had a dream. He dreamed that he became a vampire and the savior of evil, only to be beaten to death by the descendant of a future nemesis he'd never met.

Then he realized this probably wasn't a dream. It was his future. So he decided to strike first, heading straight to the Joestar mansion to become a vampire and kill Jonathan Joestar before he could grow up.

But reality seemed to be different. From the dog to the people, everything about Jonathan seemed unlike the dream.

The dog Jonathan kept was a huge mastiff. There was no Stone Mask in the Joestar home, and Jonathan himself was nothing like the upright young man from the dream.

Because when Dio tried to follow the dream and force a kiss on Jonathan's friend Erina, Jonathan slammed him hard against a tree trunk.

In front of Erina and his younger brother, Jonathan Joestar forcefully kissed Dio on the lips, wearing an indescribably lovestruck expression.

Dio panicked and tried to push Jonathan away, declaring righteously, "I'm a completely straight man!"

Before Dio Brando arrived, Jonathan Joestar had also had a dream. It was filled with a series of adults-only encounters between him and a strange blond boy. Every night, every single night, it was that strange blond boy. At first, he was horrified and disgusted. But as he gradually became obsessed, he even began to long for the boy to appear before him.

Later, when he saw the blond boy for the first time, Jonathan's heart pounded wildly. He thought he must be going crazy to have such a vivid hallucination.

When he heard his adoptive brother say he was a completely straight man, he smiled.

"That's all right. I'll make you fall in love with me."

*Out-of-character portrayals ahead. Dio does not take the top role.

*The characters' ages differ from the original. Dio is sixteen when he joins the Joestar household.

*The main story is in third person. A short piece, updated whenever the author feels like it.

Theme: May friendship last forever