[JOJO Crossover] He Came from the Stars and the Sea

*Originally titled Blue Star Holiday.

I'm Jiang Yu, an utterly ordinary male interstellar bounty hunter from Cloud Star, not a Blue Star native. Also, take note: I'm a man. People keep saying I'm a woman, and I have just two words for that: ptooey.

Your big bro Yu from the stars: ruthless and never short on words, the kind who can handle one kid in each hand.

A JoJo's Bizarre Adventure crossover covering Parts 1 through 6. I also thought the Demon King was cute in Beelzebub, so I threw that in too. But then I lost internet access in my senior year of high school, so I never wrote the other crossovers I'd planned.

Pairing: Jonathan Joestar (Note: I only decided on the Jonathan pairing later in the story. It takes place in a parallel universe, so the original couple will also appear.)

*Written to satisfy my own cravings. The author likes to ramble in the afterwords.

*Mostly first person, with occasional shifts to third person.

*The protagonist curses all the time, with profanities all over the page.

*The author lets loose, with lots of ridiculous and outrageous headcanons. The ending is rushed. Read at your own risk.

Theme: People should get along harmoniously