[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] He Just Wants to Get with Doppio

[Read with caution.]

In 1988, after ending my life as a mercenary, I joined a yangge troupe called Passion.

To be honest, the only reason I joined was to pursue a target I had never been able to get my hands on, someone I just couldn't forget.

My private life was pretty chaotic. I was into both men and women, and over the years I had more romantic debts than I could count.

I just never expected a little pink-haired brat to come charging out one day, calling me Daddy.

Even less did I expect that this little brat would be the organization's most mysterious boss. After I raised him for a few months, he turned back into an adult and had his way with me.

*Diavolo OOC warning.

*Lucifer will turn the tables, but that will not happen in the main story. He is also a born villain, a habitual liar, and a complete bastard. He will not save the boss, and may even pin the blame for killing Giorno's bodyguards on him.

*The main story is in third person, a short piece, updated irregularly.

*Some Stand abilities differ from the original, especially Alessi's. These changes serve the plot.

Theme: Be a good person.