My Husband Is Self-Obsessed Every Day

New story seeking advance follows: historical BL, top's POV, farming and imperial-examination feel-good story, “This Rich Second-Generation Heir Just Wants to Live Off Someone Else” Online romance comes true series: deranged bottom × top who goes from poor student to top scholar, “Pick Me for Online Dating, I'm Super Sweet!” Insectoid story: “Spoiled Male Insect Lord Uses His Egg to Bully Others” Completed: “Shock! My Dao Companion Is a Male Insect,” “My Husband Is So Sweet,” “An Omegaverse Man at 28 Flirts with a Transmigrated College Guy” ~~Come on in~~ If you like my stories, please add them to your collection (-^〇^-) Story blurb Lu Mian transmigrates into an insectoid world overnight, and even his species has changed. The female insect at the registration center insists he's a rare male insect. “Esteemed Sir, you really are a very precious male insect, not a human~” Lu Mian: “No, I really am human. I'm a man, not a male insect, and definitely not an insectoid.” In the end, Lu Mian is forced to undergo a psychiatric evaluation at the hospital. In insectoid society, there are many females and few males. Every male insect is expected to take multiple wives and contribute to the birth rate. Unable to tell males and females apart, Lu Mian can only nervously protect his virtue. After a few acts of “heroism,” Lu Mian's name tops the trending topics on the interstellar web. The headline reads: “Shock! This male insect is so savage he's completely lost all insect nature!! Is this the death of insect nature, or...” Lu Mian, who was only trying to help, watches other insects comment beneath the video that no one should marry an insect like him. At last, he understands, and from then on never turns back from his path of “savagery.” Lieutenant General Ji He has a distinguished military record and refuses to let male insects dictate his fate. When he reaches marriageable age, he uses part of his military merits in exchange for being spared the “wonderful” arrangement of having a male spouse assigned by the central brain. Ji He thinks he can now escape the fate of being controlled by a male insect, but fate has other plans. When his mental power goes into a rampage, he has no choice but to find a male insect to soothe his mental sea, or he will die. The central brain assigns him to a male insect so “savage” that he's lost all insect nature and even beats sub-females. All the female insects on the interstellar web pity Ji He, thinking the lieutenant general is done for. Even Ji He himself prepares to be abused. Who could have guessed that his male spouse wouldn't be savage at all, but exceptionally polite and gentle? He doesn't hit him, and even cooks for him and spends money on him... A perfect male spouse like this is the dream partner of every female and sub-insect. His only shortcoming is that he slips out now and then to secretly look for a chance to “get into a fight” with other insects. Note: The top and bottom are each other's only partner. A straight man who sees the bottom as a buddy at first, then gets turned gay × a cool bottom who hates male insects and resists marriage at first, then gets won over by the top New story, “It's Over, My Cat Owner Became My Boyfriend,” also known as “The Lazy Sword Cultivator Transmigrates into a Contract Beast (Interstellar),” currently updating: Fang Jing is a renowned cultivator in the cultivation world. He's famous not only for his extraordinary swordsmanship, but also for being a notorious slacker who does nothing but eat and sleep, then eat again after waking up. While others seclude themselves to cultivate, he secludes himself to sleep. His laziness makes countless disciples in his sect resent him. “Our junior brother is so lazy, yet somehow he's cultivated all the way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. It's enough to make anyone jealous. We work so hard and still aren't worth one of his fingers. Heaven is blind!” “Exactly, it's unfair. The Heavenly Dao is unjust~” Hearing this, the Heavenly Dao sends down a lightning tribulation and strikes Fang Jing, who is dozing off, doesn't take it seriously, and shows it no respect. After accidentally being reborn into the interstellar era, Fang Jing still can't change his bad habits. All he wants to do is eat and sleep. Unfortunately, fate doesn't indulge beasts. After turning into a fluffy little creature, Fang Jing has to worry every day about finding food. Then the little beasts around him tell him, “If you make a contract with a human, you'll get a cat owner. They'll take care of all your eating, drinking, bathroom needs, and sleep. Just make a contract, and then we can... Anyway, it'll be amazing, and you'll never have to worry about food again~” Hearing this, Fang Jing is thrilled. He secretly starts waiting in the forest for a cat owner to come looking for a contract beast. Lu Hao is a renowned genius at the military academy. Handsome, well-connected, and capable, he's the kind of genius who makes countless women and men swoon. Yet on the day of the contract, a contract beast of unknown rank falls from a tree and contracts him instead. By contracting with a useless fluffy little beast, Lu Hao becomes the academy's laughingstock overnight. Lu Hao himself says, “A fluffy little beast you can pet and cuddle with: what's not to love about a contract beast like this??” Then one day, the useless little beast loses its temper and beats a first-rank contract beast until it's “crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.” Everyone finally understands: a genius really does have an extraordinary eye. His contract beast is not only cute, but incredibly strong. No one can argue with that. While everyone else envies him, only Lu Hao knows how impossibly lazy his little beast is. To get it to lift a paw, he has to “coax and threaten” it. Otherwise, this important person won't budge. Rumors say the Lu family's genius has a contract beast he takes everywhere, even eating and sleeping with it, and putting it on his head when he goes to the bathroom. Lu Hao's response to the rumors: “I'm happy, and I like it.” Gentle, patient top and top scholar × bottom who only wants to be a slacker 3: “My Ex Wants Me Back” Fang Ming dated Cheng Yuan for three years. But at the start of their junior year, Fang Ming vanished without a trace, disappearing from Cheng Yuan's life without even saying they were breaking up. Cheng Yuan, left behind by the breakup, came to resent Fang Ming. Four years later, Cheng Yuan starts working at his family's company. By chance, he orders food delivery, only to discover that the delivery guy bringing it to him on a bad leg is the ex who “dumped” him all those years ago. Maybe this couple is different from others: after their “breakup,” they can't be friends, but they can't be strangers either. When Cheng Yuan sees his ex, he grits his teeth with hatred. Thinking of how he'd spent the past four years unable to forget Fang Ming, lying awake night after night thinking of him, Cheng Yuan hates Fang Ming, and hates himself for being so devoted. If he can't be happy, then Fang Ming won't be either. He begins plotting how to get revenge on his ex. But people have hearts. When Cheng Yuan discovers that Fang Ming has a child and is living in dire poverty, he is furious, annoyed, and resentful, yet at the same time his heart aches for him. Cheng Yuan had told his friends, “A good horse never eats the grass behind it,” but his words come back to bite him. Cheng Yuan says, “What's wrong with going back to an ex? Isn't it a great deal to get two for the price of one? I love going back to an ex.” Later, Cheng Yuan says, “Going back to an ex is damn great. Now I've got a wife, a son, and a warm bed. Who can beat me?!” Note: 1. The top and bottom are each other's only partner 2. The top isn't a scumbag, and neither is the bottom Also available: cultivation story “Master, Long Time No See” ABO story “Boss, Stop Flirting with Me. I'm Straight” Theme: Face life with a positive attitude