Check out my upcoming stories in the same column: They Insist They're Scum Seme and After I Could Hear My Nemesis's Thoughts
Ji Zi'an transmigrates into an insectoid novel he'd read, becoming a cannon-fodder male insect who disguises himself as a female insect to get into military school.
In the original story, the cannon fodder has no name, a frail body, and a life full of bullying. Ji Zi'an nearly went bald trying to survive after transmigrating into his role.
The only thing that cheers him up is becoming the personal aide to his favorite supporting character.
Yin Xingzhou is the most heartbreaking supporting character in the novel. Gentle and considerate, he loves the male lead. When he learns the male lead has fallen for the protagonist, he withdraws with regret. In the end, while suffering a mental-power rampage, he dies alongside the Beast King, at the age of twenty-eight.
But while caring for his beloved, Ji Zi'an discovers that signs of his mental collapse are already beginning to show.
Stomach pain that only real food can soothe, a mind that churns restlessly every moment, and...
Brows furrowed in pain at night.
Seeing Yin Xingzhou in such a pitiful state, Ji Zi'an cries inwardly like a sobbing cat.
Honey, trust me. I'll take good care of you!!! QwQ
Later, when he sees Yin Xingzhou free of pain and growing healthier by the day, Ji Zi'an can't help drooling with delight.
I wish I could stay by his side forever!
At first, Yin Xingzhou is very pleased with his new aide. That is, until he accidentally hears the young man call him "wife" in his sleep, then discovers several terabytes of photos of himself stored on the other's phone.
Could this female insect have a crush on me? Female-female love never ends well.
But after one advance after another, Yin Xingzhou's standards keep slipping.
If it's him, maybe female-female love isn't out of the question?
After a heat, Yin Xingzhou thinks he'll die from an pheromone rampage. Then he sees the young man beside him, cuddling him and sleeping like a baby.
Holy crap, you're actually a male insect?!
365 is a System under the Main God. Its only task is to reform scum semes and give this world a happy ending.
Except these scum semes...
Hey! You cook for your wives every day and stick to them like glue. How can you still call yourselves scum semes?
World One: Insectoid world. High-IQ transmigrated male-insect seme who doesn't realize he's in love x strong-limbed, angelic female-insect uke
The uke thinks his male spouse is strange.
He stares at him all day, sometimes makes him delicious food, and eagerly picks him up from work every day.
He's even so worried about him getting into danger that he forges an identity and joins his personal guard.
The uke tilts his head and can't help asking his male spouse if he likes him a lot.
His spouse lowers the book in his hand, his face cold. "A wise man does not fall in love."
The uke nods to show he understands, pretending not to notice his spouse's spirit form wagging its tail happily in the living room.
His spouse's mouth is just stubborn. What can he do?
He can only protect his spouse's pride!
World Two: Ancient setting. Extremely possessive, jealous, cross-dressing seme x rigid, serious, max-combat-power uke who keeps getting tricked by the seme
The uke rescues an amnesiac young noblewoman.
The young woman has been traumatized and is delicate and timid. She's even afraid to sleep alone. Every night before bed, she clutches the corner of his clothes, teary-eyed and silent.
The uke grits his teeth and steels himself. He's unmarried anyway. If it comes to it, he'll marry her.
One night, the young woman climbs into his arms. The uke looks down at her, bewildered.
The young woman has tears in the corners of her eyes. "Big Brother General, my tongue is so cold."
Could you warm it with your mouth, Big Brother?
Oh, sorry, Big Brother. I accidentally became emperor. Why don't you come be my empress?
World Three: Modern fantasy. Charismatic seme who suddenly hears the uke's thoughts x cold on the outside, warm on the inside, snarky uke
The seme and uke are both hopelessly in love with each other, so this story is not suitable for anyone with a strict seme- or uke-only preference, no matter the setting.
World Three is a short version of the upcoming story After I Could Hear My Nemesis's Thoughts. "Charismatic" means the seme is charming and capable, so lots of people like him. He is not the sort of delicate, soft, weak pretty boy who attracts a crowd of admirers just by virtue of his looks.
If the comments before the VIP chapters seem confusing, that's normal. I abandoned this story for a while, but I've returned and rewritten the whole thing. I'm down on my knees apologizing! I already have 300,000 words in reserve, so don't worry about whether I'll finish it.
Here's a preview of my next upcoming story:
Wen Sheng's nemesis has been acting very strangely lately.
He clutches his phone all day, disappears now and then, and keeps urging Wen Sheng to play more games.
Wen Sheng assumes his nemesis is having another episode. After all, he's never seen that game anywhere, and he can't find it even when he searches for it.
Then one day his nemesis suddenly disappears, and the game he'd been recommending appears on everyone's phone. Only then does Wen Sheng realize something is wrong.
Following the clues his nemesis left behind, Wen Sheng begins his grind-and-spend adventure.
What? An unlimited-capacity inventory?
Spend!
What? An SSS-rank talent?
Spend!
What? An SSS-rank item?
Spend!
There's nothing in the shop he doesn't dare buy.
He even stocks up on twenty packs of condoms from the shop.
Just in case he needs them one day.
Who cares? Just buy them.
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Jiang Zhixiao has a nemesis, and just thinking of him makes his teeth itch with hatred.
When he was three, the guy put cockroaches in his pants. At five, he put caterpillars in his pencil case. At seven, he cut the braids off the girl sitting next to him and framed Jiang Zhixiao...
And as an adult, he was even more of a lunatic. When they put on Snow White, he insisted Jiang Zhixiao dress up as the princess while he rode a white horse as the prince, earning the right to choose a partner first for all four years of college.
That bastard.
And the fact that this obnoxious straight guy was the childhood betrothed his grandfather had arranged for him made him even more annoyed.
Before he could start a company at twenty, take it public at twenty-five, and turn into a business tycoon who dominated global trade by thirty, making that obnoxious straight bastard kneel and beg before him...
He got bound to an apocalypse survival System.
He had to enter a game regularly and survive. From the start, he turned into a dog, and all his supplies had to be scavenged.
Before he entered the survival game for good, he told that bastard over and over to play the game properly.
Then, when they met in the game, the other guy pulled twenty packs of condoms out of his inventory.
"Here. These things can take a beating."
Can you take one, though? XD
"Fuck, idiot" x "That damn bastard"
The two phrases above are the seme and uke's favorite insults for each other.
Check out my upcoming story: After I Can Hear My Nemesis's Thoughts
The eldest son of the Gu family, Gu Ruyan, is handsome and exceptionally talented. Ever since childhood, he's been the teacher's favorite helper and his classmates' role model.
Just when he thinks his life will keep going smoothly, he meets his archenemy, Xia Yidong.
Xia Yidong is always giving him trouble and glaring at him viciously.
Gu Ruyan feels hurt. Gu Ruyan gets angry. Gu Ruyan decides to ignore him!
Then one day, he suddenly realizes he can hear his nemesis's thoughts.
When Xia Yidong challenges Gu Ruyan to a duel: He just looked at me. He wants to cuddle up to me, but he's too embarrassed to say so. He likes me.
When he glares viciously at Gu Ruyan: He wants me to look at him more. He's so handsome. He looked at me. He likes me.
And...
After hearing "He likes me" eight hundred times in a single day, Gu Ruyan finally snaps. He grabs Xia Yidong by the collar and tells him, "I don't like you!"
Then Gu Ruyan sees his proud, arrogant nemesis's eyes turn red in an instant.
Just as he is at a loss and about to leave, Xia Yidong grabs the hem of his clothes.
"Then let me like you, okay? Don't go..."
Xia Yidong has never been liked by anyone. They hate his gloomy hair and his gloomy eyes.
Eventually, Xia Yidong gets used to it.
If you don't like me, I don't like you either.
Until one day, he meets a sun unlike any he's ever known.
That person lets sunlight spill out without restraint, bringing a glimmer of hope even into his own dark, damp corner.
So Xia Yidong starts finding ways to get close to him.
He challenges him to fights every few days, watches him without shame, and imagines that he is loved by him too, just to find a little comfort.
Even the shadow hiding in a dark corner longs for light. Even mushrooms born in dampness yearn for sunshine.
Gu Ruyan, I like you.
Every couple is mutually devoted, exclusive in body and heart, with the seme and uke cherishing each other.
Theme: Striving for a better life
There is still a little extra left to go, so the whole story will be completed directly, so please feel free to dive in——
The next unit drama "Dog Raising Guide"
A healing and redemptive text——
Rolling around and being cute, asking for collection——
An article written by Jing Yiyi, a friend of Amway Group - "The Scumbag Hero Dressed as the Zerg Control Group"
It's super pretty. Go check it out! I will whip her with a small whip to make her work hard to update!
Let's see if I have a list tomorrow. If so, I'll finish it and finish it next week. If not, I'll try to finish it within three days——
Laughing to death, meet the parents directly
I want to lose my memory on the spot(/_\)
Xingxing, your being bullied is somewhat of an act. 2333 Xiao Ji put on countless filters: Xingxing is so miserable. 5555 I want to protect him!
The days without Xiao Ji make the stars miserable5555
Ah, this is it, little Xingxing doesn't have Lao Gong's timeline, so is he looking for comfort in the protagonist in the book who has a slight resemblance? I feel so sad.
53 There, I should have taken it. So tell me, are the extras also purely sweet?
Oh oh oh, it's a proposal that the Zerg have never seen before!
Crazy whistle!
Blind them!
There is still a little extra left to go, so the whole story will be completed directly, so please feel free to dive in—— The next unit drama "Dog Raising Guide" A healing and redemptive text—— Rolling around and being cute, asking for collection—— An article written by Jing Yiyi, a friend of Amway Group - "The Scumbag Hero Dressed as the Zerg Control Group" It's super pretty. Go check it out! I will whip her with a small whip to make her work hard to update!
Let's see if I have a list tomorrow. If so, I'll finish it and finish it next week. If not, I'll try to finish it within three days——
Laughing to death, meet the parents directly
I want to lose my memory on the spot(/_\)
Xingxing, your being bullied is somewhat of an act. 2333 Xiao Ji put on countless filters: Xingxing is so miserable. 5555 I want to protect him!
The days without Xiao Ji make the stars miserable5555
Ah, this is it, little Xingxing doesn't have Lao Gong's timeline, so is he looking for comfort in the protagonist in the book who has a slight resemblance? I feel so sad.
53 There, I should have taken it. So tell me, are the extras also purely sweet?
Oh oh oh, it's a proposal that the Zerg have never seen before! Crazy whistle! Blind them!
ABO! ABO! ABO! (Hysteria jpd.