
Traditional Chinese Medicine in China, Livestreaming Cute Kids on Insectoids' Transformation Show?!
华夏中医,在虫族变形记里直播萌娃?!
by Yue Xujin (越煦瑾)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 396k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Upcoming novel counting down to hatching: The Insect Clan's Dating Sim. Please adopt it, everyone!
Set in a fictional world unrelated to reality. Please do not read it as reality.
Yue Sinian was the last in a declining lineage of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners. While gathering herbs, he lost his footing and fell off a cliff.
He closed his eyes and opened them again to find he'd become a scummy male insect, starting right in the middle of a reality show called The Male Insect Makeover.
Yue Sinian: ? Living on a wasteland planet with a child? Hated by the entire internet? The contrast group's older brother? And a disconnected female spouse?
Help! Why make a socially anxious person face this kind of hellish scenario?
I'm just an "utterly ordinary" Chinese medicine practitioner!
Just as Yue Sinian's eyes went dull, he suddenly discovered that the wasteland planet was full of supposedly extinct Chinese medicinal herbs!!!
And the insect race just relied on its healing abilities to tough out injuries! Their medical care was incredibly backward!
This time, I'll protect the foundations of traditional Chinese medicine from the ground up!
And so, a Chinese medicinal herb conservation base sprang up on the wasteland planet, and traditional Chinese medicine from China took the interstellar world by storm.
On the show,
The contrast-group member: You're poisoning him! This is abuse!
The haters: You vicious scumbag! Get out!
The treatment ends, and the patient goes from wailing in agony to leaping around full of energy (looking innocent).
Yue Sinian: Hah!
Yue Sinian used acupuncture, acupressure, and miraculous prescriptions, and every patient recovered.
Haters turned fans: This is amazing! Traditional Chinese medicine is my god!
At first, the insect child was uneasy. "You're trying to hurt me! Making me eat grass! Poisoning me!"
Later, the insect child looked determined. "Male father, teach me. I want to carry on traditional Chinese medicine!"
The injured female spouse: "Why are you sticking needles in me? Is this a punishment? Achoo! What's moxibustion?" (Secretly heartbroken.)
The recovered female spouse: "Huh? Huh? Huh! I'm cured!!!" (Cheering up at once.)
Female spouse at a distance: "This family alliance is just a sacrifice for the greater good."
Female spouse at reunion: "Set me free? You want a divorce? No way! We're not done!"
Yue Sinian: "? I wasn't asking for a divorce!"
The female spouse sobbed: "I don't believe you!"
Yue Sinian: "I can't do anything with you." (Kisses him.)
The female spouse grinned foolishly: "One more!"
The CP fans: I'm screaming, they're so sweet!
Both leads are each other's first and only. The child is not biologically theirs.
The gong seems gloomy, withdrawn, and socially anxious, but is actually a slow-on-the-uptake, healing, catlike, handsome-face-loving traditional medicine practitioner.
The shou seems sunny, cheerful, and outgoing, but is actually sensitive, starved for affection, doglike, and face-blind: a marshal.
Cover character design by Wen Xinglan. Four updates a week, with occasional two-day breaks to write the full outline.
Upcoming novel counting down to hatching: The Insect Clan's Dating Sim
Tei Jiala is the shou protagonist of a domineering CEO, spoiled husband, debt, and coercive-love story.
When the apocalypse arrived, he awakened to his own self-awareness and escaped the fate written for him.
The timeline reset, and he was reborn three years before the apocalypse. By chance, he stumbled upon an illegal experiment and became an unlucky victim. No matter how thoroughly they examined him, his body seemed perfectly fine, yet he gave off an unpleasant insecticide smell. Everyone rejected him wherever he went, and finding work was out of the question.
With no other choice, he joined the mysterious dating sim The Male Lord Simulator, which had been a huge hit in his previous life, to make some money.
The game The Male Lord Simulator is now installed. Player "Changye Jinming," please take note.
Based on your personal attributes, you will be randomly assigned one of three genders: male insect, sub-male, or artificial male insect.
Every choice you make will affect the fate of humanity.
You will become their fatal lover.
Proud, sweet, and adorable commoner male insect & gentle, unhinged black-widow female-insect tyrant
"Your Majesty, have you heard the story of Cinderella? I never imagined I'd receive your tender pity."
The young male insect, born into poverty, gently ran his fingers over the emperor's face. He lived his entire life in a dream, and today he died in one too.
Ending achieved: [Throne of Bones]
Short-tempered, innocent, fragile artificial male insect & elegant, perverse sub-female black-market owner
"I thought I was your most insignificant creation." He gazed at the sub-female, his eyes full of stars, as if looking at the faith of his entire life.
The usually hot-tempered male insect wore a formal wedding suit and smiled with happiness as his body slowly crumbled apart.
Ending achieved: [Blood-Red Wedding]
Noble, aloof, pampered aristocratic male insect & taciturn, iron-blooded female-insect marshal
"So you never loved me, did you?" The male insect, who had always feared pain, was captured by the enemy. Though covered in wounds, all he could do was question the tall, silent female insect.
"Forget it. I don't want to know anymore." He stepped forward of his own accord, and blood stained the wasteland.
Ending achieved: [Scattered to Dust]
Crude, streetwise sub-male & elegant, sickly-sweet female-insect grand duke
"Hey, rich insect! What do you think of me?" He was a sub-male abducted from the black market as a child: an inferior male insect incapable of bearing children, captured at auction and raised to serve aboard a luxury ship.
"Forget it, rich insect. An insect like me would only be wasting resources by staying alive." The sub-male smiled and kissed the other's forehead, then placed the unconscious female insect in the last escape pod.
Ending achieved: [Sinking into the Frozen Sea]
Beautiful, ruthless, and pretending to be female & cold, ambitious space-pirate leader
"Bang!" Though he raised his gun at the same time, the false female didn't pull the trigger.
A bullet pierced his chest, though. As his body fell, his face remained expressionless. Reflected in his pupils: the leader lowering his gun and turning to embrace the male insect beside him.
So he had only been a toy to amuse the other during long voyages.
Ending achieved: [Falling Forever into the Starry River]
Gentle, cool, and royal male insect & refined scoundrel, enemy-nation chancellor
"You'll never believe me." His once beautiful red eyes were now just two empty sockets, hollowed out by poison.
He tilted his head slightly, smiling with innocent beauty. "Are you satisfied now?"
Ending achieved: [Lost Fairy Tale]
Innocent, simple-minded believer male insect & flirtatious, licentious insect-priest
"Father! Father!" The simple-minded young insect gripped the priest's hand tightly. "Your male spouse treats you terribly. Marry me, okay?"
The male insect, who had been tricked into becoming a breeding insect, watched the priest, who was full of regret, and smiled innocently. "Father, I understand now. This is really fun. I won't be sad anymore."
Ending achieved: [Twilight of the Gods]
Congratulations, player "Changye Jinming". You have successfully collected 100% affection and 100% regret from all SSS+ characters.
The game, originally titled Insect Clan Invasion and later renamed The Male Lord Simulator, will officially change its name to The Insect Clan's Arrival.
Starting today, the entire game will be updated and upgraded indefinitely.
Stay tuned
This shutdown had never happened in his previous life. He waited and waited, but the apocalypse never came, so he went out to stock up on supplies.
On the day he turned 22, the age of adulthood for the insect race, the insecticide smell on him suddenly became sweet. One handsome "monster" after another pretended to run into him on the street, then clung to him and wouldn't let go.
What the heck, they look familiar. Wait, can fictional nonhumans cross into reality?!
What?! Aliens? The insect race? He's been chosen to represent humanity in a marriage alliance? And he gets to choose? Of course he chooses to refuse!
What? He can't refuse? He has to choose one of the seven?!
A series of one-on-one routes (dating sim). Bad endings in the game, but a living hell for everyone in reality. The most hated becomes everyone's darling, with a competition to bet on the endgame.
A chaotic evil, fun-loving gong. There will be scenes of the gong being feminized.
Theme: Protect the medicinal herb base and pass down and promote traditional Chinese medicine.
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It's starting to turn dark, it's so exciting
The eggs are working hard to develop. Please help readers to save them and help them break out of their shells. Show your love~ "Zerg B Game Simulator" Who wants to marry the Zerg?! "The little hand-raised bat is a pillow princess?" ! VampireI said it all! Don't pick up wild men on the roadside!
It's so well written. I can't help but watch Moody's ending. I like it so much.
If there really is light and darkness, I feel that Wen Yueming is the son of darkness
In fact, His Excellency Heinlein's mood is really stable. He has a kind of Kapibala's mental state. His mental state is a bit ahead of his time and very lifeless (of course, he doesn't advocate the child's behavior regardless of his behavior, although it is because of a different world view)
The corner of the mouth is shoulder to shoulder with the sun
It's great to read a few chapters in one go, congratulations on joining V!!!
Shasshaha ~ a bit fragrant
Reminder~~ give it a fluffy rua
Zhao, is Ning Zai currently in Cao Ying and at heart in Han? Hhhhh