The Sickly Beauty Won't Play Along in the Shura Field

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Shen Zhou Ran, the youngest son adopted by the Shen family, lives in a harem novel where everyone falls for the same person. He himself is a foolish, malicious, sickly throwaway character.

How does he know?

Because right when the story began, someone possessed him.

The hopeless romantic inhabiting his body kept courting disaster, desperately trying to win the sincere love of the four male leads. Instead, he was treated like trash and became a laughingstock in their entire social circle.

But one day, after the hopeless romantic's suicide attempt failed, he disappeared, and Shen Zhou Ran returned to his own body.

Feeling how much frailer this body was than before, as if one deep breath could be all that separated him from death, Shen Zhou Ran thought: I don't particularly want to live, but I don't particularly want to die either. So I'll just leave things as they are :)

When the eldest young master of the Liang family heard that Shen Zhou Ran had been threatening suicide over him, he sneered, "Shen Zhou Ran, do you think this will get my attention? It only makes me sick."

The pale-lipped man lying in the hospital bed slowly raised his head. His face was weary and indifferent, his thin eyelids drooping halfway and his brows faintly furrowed. "Are you finished? I just got an IV and need to rest. Please leave."

Liang Si Yan had been waiting for him to cry and curse, and threaten him with the male lead's love interest. "...?"

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Shen Zhou Ran had changed.

Every man he'd once hounded realized it.

But they all assumed it was a new ploy to make them want him, and laughed inwardly.

The haughty new idol said dismissively, "You think you're worthy of coming to my concert? Don't think I don't know what you're scheming."

Later, seeing Shen Zhou Ran lying in a hospital bed, as fragile as porcelain, he pleaded in a low voice, "I saved you a seat in the front row. This time... could you come?"

His flirtatious, carefree childhood friend, who had never taken him seriously, once said, "You want our families to arrange a marriage? I'm not planning to get married this early. I might consider having you as a lover."

Not long afterward, he heard that the arranged marriage between their families had been called off and stormed into the Shen residence in a fury. But the anger vanished the moment he saw Shen Zhou Ran covering his lips as he coughed. He earnestly said in a soft voice, "I'll take good care of you from now on. Please don't call off the engagement, okay?"

The obsessive, gloomy senior said coldly, "Don't let me see you near Xiao Yu again. You don't want to know what will happen."

Later, seeing the kiss marks on Shen Zhou Ran's slender, pale neck, he went mad and backed him into a corner, yet was so careful not to hurt him that he barely dared touch him. His voice hoarse, he demanded, "Tell me, who did this?"

Shen Zhou Ran: ?

Which one of them was the one who'd forgotten to take their meds?

Even the beloved male lead came looking for him.

But in the hospital room, he saw the eldest son of the Shen family kneeling on one knee to put socks and shoes on Shen Zhou Ran. When he stood, he kissed Shen Zhou Ran's earlobe, his eyes filled with tenderness.

"The weather's nice today. Would you like to go for a walk?"

Note: The legal relationship is dissolved right from the start, but no romantic feelings develop in the early chapters. They are not brothers, and there are no inappropriate tendencies or misleading guidance. (Chapter 13 mentions that the relationship had been dissolved long ago; Chapter 31 mentions that the love interest already knew.)

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[[[Everyone Can Hear Me Losing It]]]

Ning Luo has one of the great virtues of young people today: emotional stability.

He consistently loses his mind.

He only dares to go wild in his head. On the outside, he still looks like a shy, innocent young man.

After an accident, he transmigrates into the body of an idol with the same name, infamous in the entertainment industry.

Ning Luo thinks about the original owner's many ways of courting disaster and getting written off, then falls silent.

Madness! Utter madness!

Recently, quite a few people in the entertainment industry have discovered an earth-shattering secret.

They can read minds!

And the person whose mind they can read is none other than Ning Luo, who keeps causing trouble.

The director can't stand Ning Luo, who was forced into the production through connections. One day, he takes Ning Luo along to secure investment. Just as he's about to sign his name and finalize the deal, he suddenly hears Ning Luo's piercing inner shriek.

[Aaaaaah, why are you signing without checking them out first?! Director Wang, are you in your right mind? This investor is a habitual money launderer!]

[This production is doomed, and I'll be done for too, hehehe! If I'm going down, I'm not taking anyone with me. I'm finding another job!]

Director Wang: "..."

Someone else had recommended the investor, but to be safe, he decided not to sign right away.

Sure enough, just a few days later, the investor was exposed and sent straight to prison. Every production they'd invested in was halted, and Director Wang escaped unscathed.

Ning Luo has no idea about this. He's still thinking about how to convince his agent to find him a new job, when Director Wang comes straight to him and clasps both his hands. "You're Ning Luo, right? Have you found another job yet? If not, I can recommend a few projects. Take your pick!"

Ning Luo: ?

This kind of good fortune actually exists?

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When Ning Luo makes his movie debut, actor Lin Yan Yi doesn't think much of him, until he accidentally hears Ning Luo's thoughts while they're acting together.

[This actor is so handsome, but why is he so much taller than me? Handsome guy, I'm holding back for now (trying very hard). Once I've had more milk and grown another five centimeters (runs a hand through his hair), you'll be dazzled by my charm (lowers his voice) (sexy bass).]

Plenty of people have called him handsome, but this is the first time anyone's been so ridiculous. Lin Yan Yi falls silent for a few seconds, but his expression changes drastically when he hears the next thought.

[Wait, no. I remember he gets disfigured later, I think it's because of an explosion on set.]

Lin Yan Yi doesn't believe in this ridiculous prediction of the future. But three days later, something really does go wrong with the props on an explosion set. Fortunately, although he didn't believe Ning Luo, he was prepared and escaped unharmed.

Afterward, he goes straight to Ning Luo. "Master, what other calamities do I have coming? Please tell me."

"I know a reading shouldn't be free. How about thirty million for one tip? Or name your price!"

Ning Luo swallows the refusal that was about to come out.

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By chance, Ning Luo gets the opportunity to meet an award-winning actor.

[Holy crap, hubby!]

He's exactly Ning Luo's type! A direct hit!

The award-winning actor Lu Ting Zhou pauses and looks at Ning Luo, who stands out even among all the celebrities.

[Aaaaaah, hubby looked at me!]

Lu Ting Zhou's thin lips curl slightly, and he finds it amusing.

Only later does Lu Ting Zhou learn that Ning Luo calls every handsome man "hubby."

All his hubbies together could circle the Earth eight times.

1. Synopsis archived on August 17, 2023.

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