After the Chubby Guy Took the Sect's Beauty

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Blurb: A chubby but adorable and well-groomed top x a cool, abstinent beauty from a sect as the bottom.

When Xu Yifan was four, he fell from the upper realm into the Savage Lands.

The good news: He landed in an uninhabited secret realm, so he wouldn't die just yet.

The bad news: The secret realm was brimming with spiritual energy, which blocked his meridians and forced him to grow into a chubby little boy.

Other people might get greasy when they put on weight, but Xu Yifan was different. He was adorably chubby, with big eyes and a round face. Anyone who saw him had to praise him: "What an adorable, well-groomed little chub!"

Xu Yifan couldn't remember what his parents looked like, but he remembered their names. So he worked hard at sleeping and cultivating every day, hoping to return and find them. But lately the little chub had lost interest in cultivation and was even a little troubled, because he'd fallen for an outer disciple of Xianhao Sect.

The disciple was stunningly beautiful, cool and abstinent, the perfect aloof male god in the little chub's eyes.

The little chub was smitten the moment he saw him.

He seized his chance, pinned the man against a wall, and got straight to the point: "Handsome, want to be buried together?"

Unfortunately, the man ignored him and walked away.

Xian Qinglin was a menial disciple. Though beautiful, he had neither power nor influence, and many people coveted him. When he was in danger and had nowhere left to turn, a little chub dropped out of the sky and knocked all his tormentors unconscious without even using a move.

Xian Qinglin recognized him as the newly accepted personal disciple of the sect's Sixth Elder. He was quite cute, but Xian Qinglin had been a loner from birth and had grown up surrounded by deceit and intrigue. The people who fawned over him had nothing but greed in their eyes, thinking only of possessing him. Faced with the little chub's clear gaze, filled with pure affection, he couldn't help feeling moved.

The other guy didn't seem too bright, but... it wasn't out of the question.

Xian Qinglin decided to give him a chance.

But when a man is too easy to win, people don't know how to cherish him.

So the little chub pursued him relentlessly, throwing around a mountain of spirit stones and dishing out a mountain of sweet talk. His tongue was practically worn out before he finally won the man over.

The little chub happily took his beloved along to find the way home. But as soon as they reached the upper realm and asked around, the little chub was stunned.

His parents were both men!

His mother, no, his father, was Ling Jingran, the son of the greatest sect in the immortal world.

And his father was Xu Xiuxuan, the legitimate son of the Xu family, the foremost of the great clans.

While the little chub was still puzzling over this, he heard more news.

The two men had become enemies over a child and had been at odds for ages. Last month, Xu Xiuxuan had finally been crippled by Ling Jingran, and next month Ling Jingran was going to become a cultivation partner with someone else.

The little chub: "..."

This was a total disaster.

But things could always get worse.

As he was being roasted by lightning tribulation while forming his Nascent Soul, he vaguely awakened his memories.

His wife had stabbed him in his previous life.

Before he died, he swore that if he were ever reborn, he would make sure Xian Qinglin died without a trace of his soul.

And yet...

In this life, he'd become the man's devoted simp.

Xu Yifan: I might as well die.

Xian Qinglin realized that after his clingy cultivation partner underwent tribulation, he had changed. Before, if Xian Qinglin got even a little hurt, his partner would wail even louder than he did, tears in his eyes, as if he were the one injured. But now, even though Xian Qinglin was coughing up blood, his partner stood off to the side, watching coldly.

Xian Qinglin: I might as well die.

Also known as My Wife, They Say You're a Flower Planted in Cow Dung, Mom and Dad, Why Do You Both Have Dicks?, and Wife, I Was the One You Killed in My Previous Life, Did You Know?

Note: The little chub is the top. He'll slim down later.

Advance teaser for My Husband Is the One Above.

After Old Man Ye had three daughters, he finally had a son. But when he started looking for a wife for his son at sixteen, he discovered that his tall, burly boy was actually a ger.

To keep the Ye family from dying out, Old Man Ye and his husband discussed it and found Ye Xiaoliu a husband who would marry into their family.

Finding a son-in-law was difficult, so in the end Old Man Ye chose the younger son of the Qin family from the neighboring village.

Ye Xiaoliu was out wandering around town with his gang when his father dragged him home. The wedding ceremony and then the wedding night followed, and when the veil was finally lifted, Ye Xiaoliu's vision went black.

Ye Xiaoliu was the village bully of Liu Village.

Qin Wentian was the village bully of Qin Village.

They'd fought countless times over territory. Two village bullies together could never have a happy ending.

Qin Wentian was tied up and sitting on the wedding bed when Ye Xiaoliu swung a fist at his face.

"Damn it, I'd rather let the Ye family die out than let you top me."

Qin Wentian: "I'd top a sow before I'd top you."

After Qin Wentian moved in, the Ye household was turned upside down, and even the house was wrecked.

Old Man Ye wiped away his tears and said to his husband, "A forcibly twisted melon isn't sweet. We should send Xiaotian home!" He'd barely finished speaking when Ye Xiaoliu hurried in from outside and kicked open the door. The two old men were afraid the newlyweds might start fighting and were about to intervene when they heard Ye Xiaoliu say in a sweet, obedient voice, "Husband, why did you take so long? I missed you."

"Then give me a kiss."

"You're so mean~"

Old Man Ye shuddered: "..."

Qin Wentian had been reading web novels for decades and had recently become obsessed with ger stories. Most featured a scum top who abused the poor, obedient bottom in every way, until an accident led a modern top to transmigrate into the scum top's body. He would turn over a new leaf, fall in love at first sight with the poor, obedient bottom, dote on him to no end, help him start a business or pass the imperial examinations, and together they'd reach the pinnacle of life.

Or a modern bottom would transmigrate into the body of a penniless ger in ancient times. Using modern knowledge, he'd start a business and win the favor of a young master, a prince, or even the crown prince. Then they'd face one challenge after another, and once they overcame them, they'd begin living happily ever after.

Every night before bed, Qin Wentian would fantasize. He was good at all sorts of things: farming, running a stall, harvesting rice. If he ever transmigrated, he didn't ask for much. Just give him a soft, sweet little husband, and he'd be in heaven.

Then he really did transmigrate.

But where was his soft, sweet little husband?

Who was this guy with fists as big as sandbags, charging at him and punching him viciously?

Other than both being poor, his transmigration was nothing like the stories he'd read.

Where were the scum top and obedient bottom characters?

Was this the scum top and vicious bottom setup?

Later, Qin Wentian realized that his burly bottom and the transmigrated top's sweet little bottom might actually be the same thing.

Possibly the next-next story: Transmigrate to the Beast World and Build a Farm and Civilization. Please add it to your collection!

The story after that: I'm Dying, and My Whole Family Are Villains. Transmigration, insect world.

Completed farming story: The Panda Transmigrates to Another World and Marries a Husband.

Check out My Husband's Modern Little Darling in my author page if you like it!

Theme: The good-for-nothing beats the champion.