My new novel is out: "I Know the Whole World Can Hear My Inner Voice"]
Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, becoming the female lead's foil in a dating-reality-show novel.
The female lead was universally adored, with everyone falling for her. The original owner, though, was a hopeless romantic who lost both her money and her man, then got tricked into working in a mine.
Luckily, Shi Yu herself was perfectly clearheaded. The problem was
She'd only transmigrated halfway.
In the morning, the plot controlled her and made her a hopeless romantic. Only at night could she be herself again. She kept swinging back and forth between having a brain and not having one.
So...
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In the morning, a greasy guy said, "Xiao Yu, I chose Ji Yuanyuan for the date because I..."
Shi Yu's eyes reddened as she forced a cheerful smile. "It's fine, it's fine. Have fun! Did you get her sunscreen spray? Girls are most afraid of getting sunburned."
At night, Shi Yu came first in a competition and got to choose one male guest to share a vacation package with. The greasy guy tried to talk her into choosing him.
Shi Yu: "Want me to make you some keys? How many?"
Netizens: 6
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In the morning, the male lead from the original novel casually handed Shi Yu the bowl of oatmeal the female lead had refused.
Shi Yu accepted the bowl with tears in her eyes. Although oatmeal was her least favorite, she said emotionally, "You made this yourself? I'm so touched. I'll make sure to finish every last bite!"
At night, the male lead from the original novel deliberately made her a cup of warm milk to help her sleep.
Shi Yu: "Are you O-Pao fruit milk? You just make a brew whenever you feel like it?"
Netizens: 6
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In the morning, when the hot-tempered guy handed Shi Yu the snacks Ji Yuanyuan didn't want to eat,
Shi Yu munched on potato chips that had sat out so long they weren't even crisp anymore, and drawled, "I've never had potato chips this delicious."
At night, the hot-tempered guy came back from his date and had deliberately bought Shi Yu a commemorative plush toy.
Netizens: "I know how this goes. The clearheaded Shi will say: 'The plush is cute. How old are you now?'"
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Later:
Everyone started imitating Shi Yu, using her methods to take down scumbag men.
Original male lead: "Shi Yu, you've got my attention."
Actor Pei Chi: "How does she switch faces so smoothly?"
Shi Yu: "Whatever. I'll stay clearheaded."
[Clearheaded woman X straightforward guy]
P.S. The male lead is very direct. When he falls for someone, he acts immediately, so the romance will progress quickly!
"I Know the Whole World Can Hear My Inner Voice"
"You've been reborn.
In your previous life, the fake heiress Jiang Silan framed you, leaving you vilified across the internet until you died of depression. This time, you've decided to take back everything that belongs to you!"
The real heiress Jiang Xixi, with her clear, innocent eyes: Wow, I'll send you 5,000. Hurry up and tell me more!
The System let out a piercing shriek: Ah! Who is this? I bound myself to the wrong soul!!
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After a series of wild schemes, the System realized it was stuck with her for good! A strange bug had cropped up too, so it had no choice but to resign itself to following the sweet, naive Jiang Xixi.
On a certain production set.
System: [Just like in her previous life, Jiang Silan had her friend Yao Jing steal your phone and hand it to the paparazzi so they could publish fake stories!]
Jiang Xixi: [Ahhh, what do we do?]
System: [It's fine, I already have the evidence! Let's expose her first!]
Jiang Xixi: [Waaah, no! Yao Jing is known as a pure, beautiful woman, but I have photos on my phone of her going into a hotel with a rich man. I'm worried her image will collapse. What should I do? Ahhh!]
System: [?!]
The director, who overheard her thoughts: Terminate the contract! Replace her! Now!
Yao Jing, panicking: Go catch the paparazzi!
Jiang Xixi watched thoughtfully as the two bolted for the door.
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At a variety show shoot.
Jiang Silan prepared a feast and said, "I'm injured, but what can I do? My sister can't cook, so I had to grit my teeth and finish everything. Don't hold it against me, okay?"
All the guests immediately started criticizing Jiang Xixi for being cold-hearted and lazy, and for loving food too much.
System: [They're insulting you! How awful! I know their secrets! Let's expose them!]
Jiang Xixi: [Waaah, what's the big deal? I'm wondering whether I should tell them my younger sister didn't clean the intestines properly. There's still poop on them!]
The guests immediately put down their chopsticks: Ugh...
Jiang Silan flew into a helpless rage: ??? I didn't! I cleaned them! She's lying!
Trending that day: #CelebrityChefJiangSilan'sFoodMadeGuestsVomit
Jiang Xixi smiled faintly: As I thought, they can all hear me.
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Later
Jiang Xixi: [System, this is so annoying. My adoptive parents have it so rough out in the countryside. They used to mistreat me, but they did raise me. I feel bad living alone in a huge mansion. Maybe I should go back!]
System: [Idiot! Why do you care about them?]
Jiang Xixi's biological father, who needed her to marry for the family's benefit, immediately brought her adoptive parents over.
That night, Jiang Xixi: [System, my adoptive parents and my younger sister are reunited! It's so touching. Should I tell them my sister has been saving lots of money for them all these years?]
Adoptive parents: shocked.jpg
Jiang Silan: seeing black.jpg
Jiang Xixi's biological mother: For years? So they've been in contact all along?! sharpening knife to attack.jpg
Jiang Xixi: [System! Should I tell my brother-in-law that the drama he invested in will be taken down because the male lead is suspected of tax evasion?]
System, blinking: [We absolutely mustn't tell him! Absolutely not! Not ever!]
Jiang Silan's fiance smirked wickedly and immediately pulled his investment. The next second, he heard:
[Huh, my brother-in-law pulled out on his own. I should jump into this pit instead! I'll invest in the production! My younger sister likes this drama best, after all.]
Three months later, the drama used AI face-swapping technology and became a huge hit!!
Brother-in-law: ???
A year later, the System watched Jiang Xixi walk the red carpet: [Goodness, I have no idea how my sweet, naive Host got rich and famous ╮(╯▽╰)╭]
Theme: Say no to picking wild vegetables
Running a Zoo with the Beast-Taming System
A Melancholy Big Sister and Her Top-Tier Star Little Brother Join a Sibling-Dating Reality Show
Natural Disaster, But Bound to a Show-Off System
Late Awakening
Back to the City
Goldfish and Glass Marbles
It's Just a Marriage
The Sickly Beauty Goes Viral on a Dating Show with Her Mystical Powers
You Have a New Regret-It Order!
I Became a Top Director Thanks to the Crime Prediction System
Even a Corporate Drone Playing a Villainess Deserves a Salary
I Discovered It! The Whole World Can Hear My Thoughts
Pre-receipt of "Have you repented? Please check the order" Please collect it~ Copywriting——> As soon as Judge Xia Fu took office, she was faced with the difficult finances of the underworld, and the new King of Hell left a piece of paper: The underworld can't pay wages, so I'll get the money, don't read it. Xia Fu had no choice but to possess an 18th-tier female star and start a confession live broadcast room. Every morning at 7 o'clock in the morning, we announce who is coming to confess, and at 9 o'clock in the evening, we start live broadcasting this person. If you refuse to repent, you will be arrested on the spot. If you sincerely repent and are willing to pay a deposit, you will be given the opportunity to reform. A certain rich man received a text message asking him to go to the 66666 live broadcast room to confess, and deleted it with a sneer. Hot searches that night #surprise! A certain rich man actually did such a thing behind his back... A certain rich man hurriedly contacted Xia Fu: I repent now. After a top celebrity received a confession text message, he posted it on Weibo with the text: Nowadays, scammers are really having fun. Hot searches that night #surprise! A certain top guy actually did such a thing behind his back... A certain top streamer quickly deleted his Weibo and contacted Xia Fu: I will pay double the deposit! Give me another chance! Later: The thief confessed in the live broadcast room while stealing The murderer cried and begged to confess at the police station The well-known writer cried and wrote a confession book and recited it in the live broadcast room. And the King of Hell, who returned from a year of mining in Africa, changed from handsome and fair to dark, and returned to the underworld with a bag of diamonds on his back, and a pink diamond for Xia Fu in his pocket. He watched the underworld being transformed into a modern prison, and the daily income was the money he brought back from mining in a year. King of Hell: I am the wronged one) The judge concentrates on making money, the heroine
I kinda want to watch a side story about Shi Yu and Pei Chi who knew each other when they were young. Judging from his mother's description, I feel like she might fall in love at first sight, slap her face directly, and then loudly announce that she is his future wife. Then little Pei Chi was spanked by his mother on the spot, while Xiao Yu stood aside and watched obediently.
Pei Chi's mother really makes people's blood pressure rise. Will Pei Chi die and then he and Da Shiyu can return to that world?
I finally came across an article that allows the original owner to reap his own happiness, so complete!
To be honest, I didn't even have time to finish it, and I wanted to curse at the end. It's really because I read novels a long time ago and I saw the men in ancient novels who were giving orders and making people sick. The male protagonist's version of fucking. I have also seen, just recently, that he misunderstood the heroine and thought that the heroine was a bad person, and even wanted to harm the heroine in order to protect the hero, but although she was stupid, she was actually kind. Although the heroine may forgive this in the end, he has also been truly punished. (What the male protagonist cares most about is that the male protagonist means that if he does something wrong, he should be punished, so he takes the female protagonist out to play, making the male protagonist think that he will never forgive him again) And the male protagonist does not force the female protagonist to forgive him. It's all up to the heroine to decide. But I have never seen such a disgusting and confident male protagonist. Those evil mothers-in-law from ancient times, they really treat the heroine as their enemy. And they don't love their sons much. They just regard their sons as a kind of honor or benefit, a sign of their achievements or something. In short, it doesn't look like a normal mother-child relationship. So he is a pervert in his own right, and the male protagonist is also not of the same blood. They are really like mother and son. In this world, I really felt that I had a vague feeling that the male protagonist was stolen from him. Because I didn't see it, I finally commented in a hurry. Xiaoyu still felt guilty when facing him. I just want to scold people, you are so stupid! Are you mistaken? Things will turn out like this because men make their own decisions!!! He did things on his own, and Yu Hu sought skin for his own good. He brought it upon himself. His son had to bear the consequences for him, so he blamed other people's victims??? To be honest, I understand, I really understand, he doesn't want the male and female protagonists to be together, because normal parents would be worried about the female protagonist's condition. But no one with normal views would want that person to die just because they don't want their child to be with a certain person! I really hate it. And what he said was a childhood saying, he was here to take the male protagonist away. It really makes me wonder, does he know that this is not his son? It was him who forced him to stay. And now the heroine has taken him away. Seriously, I've never seen such a disgusting person. So angry.
B, be? I want to watch he, so I'd better wait patiently for the extra episode.
My wife gave me a lot (shocked) How can anyone not be crazy? Just hold on! It doesn't matter if you are mentally stable for one minute, you will be very powerful? If you don't have to be mentally stable for one minute, you will be very powerful? This statement is too much. You should immediately put onion, ginger, star anise and bay leaves into the pot, add light soy sauce, pour a can of cola, add salt, cover and simmer for ten minutes, add Thicken the soup with water starch, reduce the juice over low heat, and sprinkle with white sesame seeds. A delicious cola chicken wing is ready. Red is destruction, blue is indifference, green is disguise, white is nothingness, pink is hypocrisy, purple is mystery, orange is anger, and black is the destination? I can't bear it anymore, and I will blow up the earth with one punch.
"Maybe it can be more lively." This is a big bug for the author ~ Lively
This mother is breaking the law, assisting in murder.
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